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Get me some fish n chips lads.
Also kindly return our 45 trillion dollars saars :)
Kek
hello lads, I am new here. My name is Joshua. By law I have to state that I am a paedophile.
Nice to meet you all.
It's fucking Happening!
pomegranate seeds hurt on the way out
Mr president, greggs are removing cold sandwiches and soft drinks from their self serve fridges
our high trust society is over
british women
It's happening to rHarvs :-(
the prisons are full
let out violent criminals who show no remorse
keep a woman inside who posted a mean tweet
Ah, justice. Our legal system is the envy of the world, you know.
scientist's have discovered a strong link between anal rape and early onset male baldness
Makes sense when you think about it
Cor, send us some of yours, lad
She could be a 7/10 if she tried a bit harder, why do mediocre birds always make themselves as unappealing as possible?
Fucking abortion of a thread.
Pure janny bait.
Dis nigga eatin beans
mylondon.news
Uppity negro stabs negro gets 17 years in prison
thesun.co.uk
KEIR'S GREAT BETRAYAL ‘Keir is LYING to you’ – PM’s Brexit betrayal ‘will open door’ to millions MORE migrants as EU make ‘youth’ visa demands
Tory Leader Kemi Badenoch blasted Sir Keir for "selling out" Britain and contradicting his pledge to reduce sky-high net migration figures
Fury at the PM's new Brexit deal hit boiling point as it emerged that Brussels has not only demanded free movement for under-35s but also wants "youth" to be able to bring their family members to live in the UK too.
Uh oh, it's happening yet again, we're no longer Heiling Starmer, prepare for the Keirwave
A side effect (or probably an intended consequence of this policy from EU negotiators), is that it completely exposes Britain to the naturalisation policies of EU member states. This means that France's Algeria headaches just became Britain's Algeria headaches.
EU's looking at what Albania has done with it's criminals and want to do that with their problematic young minorities.
So unfair. He shouldn't be punished for engaging in his cultural rituals.
That's hardly worth reporting
an uppity gay fag nigger murders two men, dismembered them and put them in a suitcase
Now that's a story!
you first
nog on nog crime should be rewarded not punished, think about how much taxpayer money he saved us
Why do niggers steal everything?
youtube.com
it's weird that mark e smith is dead, i figured he was too bitter to die
oh its the nonce. i should have guessed
erm
sweaty?
you had every opportunity to bake a decent one
an you didnt
so sit down
shut up
the spergs are back in the room
lunchables shift change
What are the odds Russia is behind Starmer's rent boy situation? Seems to be some sort of blackmail plot.
he funded this website and you went and got him and his pass banned
how dare you
*adjusts rug*
let me tell you everything you already know with pictures I've posted a thousand times
2hrs to go
oh come on now that was fucking obvious
The first arrest was a Ukrainian national, the second has now been confirmed as a Romanian national. Still waiting on confirmation on the 3rd arrest
Lowesisters.............what the fuck!??!?!??!?!
I thought you said Reform would collapse?
Been to the GP today. The queue was held up by some paki arguing with the sassy sheboon receptionist. She was shouting at him why he hasn't gotten his documents, why he isn't already registered if he's been here for 2 years, he hasn't filled any of his forms out properly, etc.
After he's finally dealt with I'm next and I smile and loudly talk to her about how this country's going to the dogs and it's a disgrace these aliens are always causing a nuisance. She agreed and told me it's not a surprise a certain political party had some success recently. Nobody protested at this conversation, not any of the Asian doctors or young lib looking young female white doctors (I posted earlier that the last white doctor at my surgery left, but I was wrong, there was some new ones there) nor the assorted hyphenated-Britons in the queue.
I'm sorted in 5 minutes and she called me sugar and I parted. She gets to stay.
But anyway lads the point of this blogpost is things are changing lads and everybody, quite literally EVERYBODY feels it.
Apologise.
US Astronaut Shocked to Finding out fellow Russian Cosmonauts....Support Russia!
Terry Virts, 57, an ex-US Air Force Top Gun pilot who has spent 213 days in space, said the station - jointly manned by Russian and American astronauts - had been plunged into a ‘dark nightmare’ following Putin’s Ukraine invasion.
But Virts - who commanded the in-orbit base in 2015 after blasting off in a Russian rocket - now wants the US Government to cut space ties with Putin after discovering former comrades were backing their despot president and even sitting in his parliament
dailystar.co.uk
Hand over the island bongs. It's time.
i was shocked there was a jap on the space station
what the fuck is a filthy bug eyed jap doing up there
Okay you Islanders I wanna learn how to make baked beans for breakfast how tf do I do this, just put some white beans and some tomato pulp and butter and put it in the oven or what
The tories are womp
Why is this a story now? The Russian intervention was way back in Q1 2022
When you cook the baked beans dont be like a stupid chav in the kitchen. Add some cheeze and chilli powder over toasted loaf bread with real butter. Fry the shit out of an egg and put it on top. Gormet beans on toast.
boatwogs "frustrated" at wait to get free education and free bursaries and free housing and free allowances
It's just not on
I dont know. I just think its funny that a guy out in Space thinks he can even know enough to tell Russians to defect.
get beans
add tomatoes
bake
Kill a woman and cut off her hand skin
fry it and place it over the beans on toast to make it crispy
*2014
but even if they didn't support putin they're hardly likely to say it are they, they wouldn't be cosmonauts for long. And I don't think Russia really gives a fuck about NASA considering they've said they won't participate in any future ISS-type project they want to go their own way/build their own stations or work with China Roscosmos said
What does a blowjob with a condom on feel like?
like a tree house falling in a dream
They're already baked, you mad cunt. Do em in the microwave or on the hob, grate some cheese and get your toast sorted.
it calls for a specialist education programme for those aged 16-24 who come to Northern Ireland as asylum seekers and refugees.
As the Americans say, we need, "mo money fo dem programs"
Although Hani speaks very good English now, her initial lack of English meant that she was unable to enter a Further Education (FE) College.
And that's being presented as an unreasonable thing lmao
At the rate this country is going, every shop is going to be like Argos.
You can't see or interact with any of the products, you have to go to a machine and it'll conveyor belt your sandwich and bottle of juice down from the storage area in the back.
Order Number 478, go to collection point B for your cold bacon bap and gritty coffee
after discovering former comrades were backing their despot president and even sitting in his parliament.
Astronaut MPs are kino, I hope they start brawling in the space station like India and China in the Himalayas
I was going to specify direct intervention but yeah but everyone has been indirectly involved in the Ukraine from 2014 so barely counts. And the guys who are military fighter pilots turned astronauts are going to be ok with the regime, duh, and in terms of Russian history and cultural norms expecting them to clutch their pearls of this war is laughable
Morgan Mattingly from Queen's University of Belfast said there was an "intense need" for English language support
This is why an old friend turned into an SJW faggot over night I imagine. Illegal immigrants paid his wage as a English as Foreign language teacher in London.
I dont really like Moonraker tho. I think space battles in zero gravity are silly.
Former childminder Lucy Connolly has lost her appeal over her 31-month sentence for posting an online rant about migrants on the day of the Southport murders.
Connolly told the Court of Appeal in London she 'never' intended to incite violence and did not realise pleading guilty would mean she accepted that she had. But the Appeal Court rejected her argument.
Her husband has condemned her appeal being dismissed today as ‘shocking and unfair’ – saying his wife is ‘not a right-wing thug’.
Ray Connolly said: 'My wife Lucy is a good person and not a racist’, adding: 'Lucy got more time in jail for one tweet than some paedophiles and domestic abusers get.’
Connolly, who is locked up at HMP Drake Hall, Staffordshire, had claimed to the Appeal Court last week that she had no idea what she was admitting to when she pleading guilty to a charge of inciting racial hatred.
But today three judges rejected her argument, meaning she faces serving another eight months behind bars.
Conservative councillor Mr Connolly said he was 'heartbroken' his wife's appeal bid was dismissed, adding: 'My wife has paid a very high price for making a mistake and today the court has shown her no mercy'.
She was given a 31-month sentence last October after admitting making the post on X, formerly known as Twitter.
The post, which she later deleted, said: 'Mass deportation now, set fire to all the f****** hotels full of the b******* for all I care... if that makes me racist so be it.'
They had laser guns in that, I want melee brawls both in and out the station, with them attempting to vent each other into the void.
hey bros.
what do you guys suggest to eat for breakfast lunch and dinner. like something your mum made. only real white brits please no poos or sand niggers.
Starmer's rent boy situation?
what? qrd pls
liver and onions is a nostalgic meal
Sheffield has fallen. I repeat, Sheffield has fallen
Migrant workers in the UK have started a campaign against the retrospective increase in the qualifying period for ILR.
If they start making demands like this lot did in Canada they will quickly lose any public sympathy they presently enjoy.
Doing the needful
Dick P. Bacon
Smoked salmon and cream cheese on toast with a glass of orange juice. Then Earl grey tea with one bourbon biscuit. All brought to me by my butler in my estate in Buckinghamshire.
i don't care
but if half an arena of babies were dying around me i would probably care
hos rent boys burned down his shit
The single mother of five children is the city’s 128th Lord Mayor.
Her theme for the year is centred around networking and connecting people, she added.
Her hobbies include travelling, connecting with friends and socialising and she says her passions are “continuously learning” by attending workshops and networking events.
FOR GAZZAAAAAAA
Why are they still shitting out babies in some fuckhole warzone? Bit irresponsible that.
Also I have muh dead baby fatigue from 7/7.
Starmer is finished. Resignation end of the week
single mother
Unless she's a widow or recently divorced then I'm guessing fraud, the kids aren't likely to be from different dads so the actual dad is still in the picture but kept officially out of sight so she can fiddle housing and various other bennies.
labour is finished
2 more charges
2 more rentboys
2 more benefit cuts
2 more weeks
faggit
anyone who does this is gay
Moment pensioner, 92, is 'Tasered and hit with baton by police' before dying 3 weeks later
express.co.uk
He voted for this.
we must push forward with DEI
productivity slumps
we need another 92,000 DEI hires for the same output
it's going to cost £5 billion
a small price to pay. Cut bennies deeper and faster
Yeah and I'm sure she will be very dedicated to her role when her hobbies are travelling and socialising. How in the fuck is basic human interaction a hobby? Fucking state of it all.
Wasnt the last Mayor there a Muslim? Like it matters Sheffield is one of the darkest grimmest places Ive been in the UK.
didnt they fuck off a load of them not so long ago?
You should mention he was brandishing a knife that he refused to drop.
tbf that's just basic woman nonsense, see any dating profile or the like, people struggle to make themselves interesting because broadly they aren't interesting
Southwark Crown Court was told on Monday that one minute and 23 seconds elapsed between the officers arriving and Mr Burgess being shot with the Taser.
Quality policing there
well deserved
what they're doing to the palis is eventually what they're planning to do to whites
this is just practice
Why are BAMEs so obssesed with the eternal networking? When I did work experience in Canary Wharf all the black tutors kept banging on about the importance of networking (which is true, tbf) but I also see working class, drug dealing blacks post on social media about networking, as if they're 5 social events away from becoming a millionaire. I've never seen white people go on about networking to a similar extent.
A butter knoife
He must have been giving off brexity vibes
throwing good labour after bad
Sunk cost fallacy, look at the process, we live in a post industrial revolution world (and we have for 200 years), it is no longer a solution to throw more manpower for productivity gains, that's not what made this country so successful
A week ago was the 'island of strangers' speech. Already forgotten. Talk right and govern left.
Time is a flat circle.
oh no the feeble old man who can barely walk was brandishing some cutlery!
Are you actually retarded? The police officer is clearly a moron to think he had to fear for his life. Coppers nowadays really are bumbling retards with no logic.
Those networking events and workshops are just money laundering schemes. Every time there is money allocated for some bullshit community outreach program it goes straight into some Imams pocket.
a butter knife
in his own room
with nobody else in there
didn't threaten anyone with it. and the pigs are trying to say that his death 2 days after getting sprayed and tasered is unrelated lmao
What a bizarre conspiracy theory to entertain.
Take off your VPN and show us where you are really from.
more the arabs around israel lebensraum
You are the retard here. Im just suggesting that news reports dont embellish the truth. Is that so offensive?
Milling about, if you've ever watched workers in third world countries they don't work and just chat most of the time, they're not productive and just want to hang out. They get jobs through favours and nepotism rather than attainment. Plus in the affirmative action incentive structure that we currently have then BAMES are encouraged to get to know other higher ranking BAMES so they can legally give them an undeserved leg up
He dead?
if your hobby is socialising you're a gossipmong
Should have said he was Sikh
Afternoon lads.
Even Christian events as well. Those mega-churhes in London, like SPACNATION, are notorious for defrauding their members so the pastors can afford all the designer clothes he desires.
lack of turban might have been a giveaway
Can he really lose his job in the current year for bumming a few rentboys?
What a bizarre conspiracy theory to entertain.
An entirely reasonable hypothesis with the limited evidence provided
neighbour asked me to cut down my 80 year old tree because it blocks her light. AGAIN
4th time in 2 years.
we can't sit out in our garden because the light is being blocked
you can, it's just not in direct sunlight for like 2 hours a day love. As if direct viewing of the sun is a reason to kill something older than you that will be there even after you die.
I hate people.
(before anyone asks, shes' white. I'm not)
What's up brother
Say it's the wash, wait shit that's no believable, they stik
hew.. hun... henlo fREN
never heard of spacnation
google images
it's just niggers
grim that
It's a grift, so it naturally attracts those of diminished agency/intelligence. Real talk I have never once found a job through 'knowing someone' and I imagine the vast majority of the country is the same. Jobs are advertised, applied for and given or you get rejected. That's the job search for 99% of people. I can theoretically appreciate that networking makes some kind of sense, but it feels like it was more a thing when the job search process was far more informal and the economy generally doing much better. Networking in 1950s America? Probably the single best thing you could do. Networking in 2025 YooKay? Fucking why? What do you think is going to happen?
It works for the very extreme tail ends of the bell curve - either so high up in industry/government that you basically have to backroom deal to get things done, or alternatively so low down on the dodgy-builder end of the spectrum that you need close mates to give each other jobs and not rat each other out to the treasury or police. The massive bulk of the middle is nothing like either, too formalised.
Networking is a meme unless you're an arms seller or a prostitute.
Lies, that tree would have been cut down the day you moved in if you weren't wh*te
she's gonna poison it
You been climbing up that tree, you little monkey?
EU countries have been throwing around passports like crazy so it's going to be a far cry from the early 2000s
Say that's illegal due to nesting season.
good post upvoted
A charge is?
A bomb, there's a bomb?
Why can't these niggers explain themselves.
She's going to put a noose over that tree and spook you
hell yeah I have
kek love a good spazapu
This sounds about right but I don't know enough about working to argue against your point.
Earlier today you called me a noncey retard. Pick a lane mate.
Need a biglad edition of this with the rope sagging and trees bending
I dunno, the majority of jobs I have had have been through knowing someone who works there. Although I never worked anywhere that nice or corporate, I have never been able to get in on a job with application alone. So networking is good but these events are obviously just a scam for wannabe hustlers.
hope not. It's beautiful.
I'll have the crown raised and thinned so they can stop complaining in case they complain hurr it's going to fall over or some shit but im not cutting the thing down
fuck off
free rope
the jews made me smashed a plate by accident
just ordered a month's worth of boxer shorts from shein
so one boxer short?
I'm sure there are a few holdover industries that might have some kind of genuine networking benefit when searching for jobs, but for the vast majority of people and jobs it's an entirely formalised process. You're 100% right it's for wannabee hustlers who larp as Don Draper or whatever. I can't speak for your specific situation, but nah networking is a big meme for almost everyone. I'll admit when I was a young graduate I went along with it because everyone was telling me to, but I quickly realised after attending one or two events and reading a few pieces of material on it that it's just nonsense. At one event I asked every single person I talked to if they had ever actually got a job as a direct result of knowing somebody and not one had. They were all still convinced it mattered though.
Don't get me wrong, if my company wants to send me on a weekend 'conference' in a hotel somewhere with dinner and drinks included well fuck me yeah I'll go along with it, sounds lush. But the idea that it helps is a joke imo.
went to sit down for a pee
ended up doing a poo
Cauldron, what's your favourite non-slavic book?
You don't understand the system. They're not applying for jobs in the traditional sense. They hear on the grapevine about a tranche of government money that's being allocated to a particular area or group. Their 'job' is to secure themselves a seat at the trough as a director or trustee or, the old favourite, a consultant. They don't carry any blame when the money is syphoned off. They get paid handsomely to attend a few AGM's and the odd meeting once a week via zoom. You'd be surprised how many of the same faces sit on these boards. They vote each other on. It can rake in anywhere between a few thousand and hundreds of thousands a year. That's the sort of networking she's talking about
probably story of a soul st therese of lisieux
or
the imitiation of christ thomas a kempis
Yeah sure there are these sorts of do-nothing sinecures for BAMEs and "stakeholders" or whatever, but I would say that the average person, despite never once getting a job through networking, will still tell you that networking is important lol.
You'd be surprised how many of the same faces sit on these boards.
Trust me lad I 100% would not, I know how deep the rot goes. Burn it all down I say.
What makes this even more of a problem is muslims and blacks are all fucking related.
latest polls have Conservatives in 4th place
Kemisisters....
Lucy Connolly appeal judgement has been denied.
What will Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch do next?
I really didn't expect it to go well for her desu.
No protein
Faggot food
If Reform were fun they would do a Bobby Sands and have her run as an MP
She should have took her chances with a jury. Only guy that did got let off scot free
I'm not
it's about the toffs at the top sending a message because they fear us.
don't waver
What's up brother
Had some Greggs pastries for lunch
Alright lad?
cut the tree down
why are people so fucked about trees
wall to wall news about sycamore gap
people are so gay for trees
sucking the sap at night
little gay
Anon eats big dinners
Fine I'll sell up to my white neighbour and let her fell all the 100+ year old trees on my property.
happy?
trees is important
Which ones?
If you want me to believe you're brown you'll have to post a timestamped hand picture, until then I'll believe you are jewish
twats
28th july
are they building it themselves?
sap sucker
Her punishment is to set an example. You better think before you post, goy.
yes
Smoked salmon and cream cheese on toast with a glass of orange juice. Then Earl grey tea with one bourbon biscuit. All brought to me by my butler in my estate in Buckinghamshire.
sounds nice.
liver and onions is a nostalgic meal
Ill try that too
I'm not surprised, in large part because a big part of the appeal was that she was railroaded into a plea that that wasn't properly explained to her at the time by a duty solicitor. Which, to you or I, sounds like an obvious miscarriage of justice. But legal professionals get very tetchy when you suggest they're anything but the most perfectly professional bastards on Earth, so questioning the behaviour of one of their peers was never going to go down well. Fuck, it was a small miracle her new legal rep actually managed to get the old solicitor on the stand for cross-examination
if not for trannies you could have had tree shagging normalised jk rowling ruined everything with her 'against heresies'
I don't know but av had enuf
I'm gay for trees and I don't give a fuck who knows it.
i dont want to shag a tree
splinters on me knobend would feel horrid
filthy
sapcel
it doesn't matter
Normalise being gay for nature.
Bum a badger. Rubb your wood against some wood. Turn your dead hedges into head hedges. Do some uphill gardening.
Gayture is the Future.
baudelaire was right
the artifical moggs nature
they did the brexit
its over
spam jeet just rang me
timed it just perfectly for a hearty irn bru belch down the phone
Can't believe the Brexit girls have been so betrayed by starmer, more obvious than ever that he's a poofter
Need to be deported back to Bolivia
And now he got nature mogging his own grave. Btfo
I'll go with them
lol this bitch was so uggo
just a side feature to humanise sweet angel alice grant
lol so funny
no one in about a century have actually made baked beans from scratch at home. We always buy them from the shop
Wrong. His grave is towering and imposing, the nature around it only looks cool because it is literally being carried by his grave. Take the grave away and it turns into a random generic bush laying on the ground. Destroying something cool is mogging anything, it's just retarded BAME behaviour. Nature is the BAME of civilisation - constantly trying to tear down everything great. Entropy.
New pirates of the carribean looking rough there
xcancel.com
The Existing Skilled Migrant Forum (ESM Forum) was launched yesterday to campaign against the proposed extension to the qualifying period for ILR.
New WASPI women campaign, naturally they can barely speak English
Nature is the BAME of civilisation
That's quite the statement.
Invasive
Uninvited
Supported by government
You're onto something. Might switch sides.
Step1: go to shop
Step 2: buy a tin of branston beans
Step 3: microwave beans
would post but im busy in the sun doing manly shit
bbl
Woodland is the nigger of the world
Yes it is
Think about it
and let her fell all the 100+ year old trees on my property.
happy?
No.
how come everyone can drive apart from slobdan the 140 IQ jewish telco engineer whos minted and lives a luxury life?
Anders Breivik got only around 8 times Lucy Connolly's sentence for killing 77 people, as an extreme example
Breivik could be set free in 2033 if they don't extend his sentence, and there will probably still be two tier Keir victims inside at that point
Which ones?
A steak bake.
Part of a sausage roll, and part of a sausage, bean and cheese melt thing.
thats Far Skaldigrimmr Rauskjoldr av Northriki bigot
Why are they both models?
didnt burn your nob did you?
A steak bake.
Part of a sausage roll, and part of a sausage, bean and cheese melt thing.
Anders Breivik got only around 8 times Lucy Connolly's sentence
That's more due to Norway's incredibly retarded sentencing rules, where the maximum possible sentence for anything is still only like 20 years. It was always understood that they'd keep him perpetually through a process whereby they'd be able to reassess the sentence every few years and keep rejecting his release
No. Why would I?
well easy innit? buy beans and tomato sauce, add both to a cast iron oven pot, place in oven, cook for 30-45 minutes. eat. My favourite recipe is to cook beans with black treacle/molasses and pork belly chopped up.
Alternatively, if I am in poverty mode, buy a tin and eat from the tin with a spoon.
they'd be able to reassess the sentence every few years and keep rejecting his release
They'll be doing this to Lucy
Letby will be out in 2 years
Probably not. They're already completely fucked her life up, even releasing her after 6 months wouldn't do her much good
it was the best when i made a thread while everyone slept and then everyone used it when you woke up
models
(((Modeling agencies))) hiring out (((models)))
At least she won't be in prisom?
No yeah, I'm not disagreeing with that, just saying that the state doesn't need to hold on to her forever like they do with Breivik. She's not going to cause trouble now
he's on house (flat) arrest for nonceing
xcancel.com
“The noises in the jungle are real, Boris is wanting to come back."
Some Conservative MPs are talking to Boris Johnson about offering him their safe seats, says Tim Montgomerie.
It's coming home, it's coming home, Bojos coming home
Not a chance now, boriswave will fuck him up
You shouldn't call black people monkeys it rude as fuck, monkeys stayed in the fucking jungle and don't bother nobody
Now you're thinking with portals!
The Labour Party will have no choice but to respond by ousting Starmer in a palace coup, and replacing him with the one man who can stand against Johnson...
You underestimate the insane number of boomer loyalists that man has, Tory polling would drastically improve
What are things he's even done that are worth mentioning? He's a topkike.
City names first black, hijab-wearing Lord Mayor
What did they name her?
GOT
BREXIT
DONE
And now Starmer is threatening to betray Brexit!!! Easy fucking sell to the boomer masses
Safiya Sneed
I think if not for the humility that the consequences of alcohol brings i'd probably be huffing my own farts in self righteous faggotry
gf always tells me
you are almost perfect except alcohol
Half of 'em died since 2016 m80
Rasheed's Feed and Seed
Formerly Tanuk's
True, the deceased are Labour voters
Have you lads ever tried the 'Sumerian sausages' line with other cultures and countries?
Say if you heard a lefitst bitching about Brits in Spain not speaking Spanish and you told them that Spain is a nation of immigrants.
How well did it work?
tanuks feuk&seuk?
What? It was Tanuk's Feed and Seed, you fucking mong
Whites didn't invent those beans. Blacks invented those beans.
i saw on twitter someone told me he got beat up by a group of italians birds
kekd
damn wheres the meat, i cant eat carbs only!!!
theyre the worst its probably because of their diets that are total shit. they all turn into golems like the mutts.
Trousers?
Persian.
Billy Idol's not Roman, don't be daft
My trousers are from bangladesh.
white weddings were Roman
erm wasn't it queen vicky that popularised it in 1800s?
So me going about in my boxers is radical anti colonialism and therefore can't be be a crime? Based
Also the Britons had trousers, they didn't fucking get it from the Persians of whom they were completely unaware of
The UK is suspending trade deal negotiations with Israel due to Israel's terrible behaviour regarding Gaza
Thoughts on this?
after seeing them (the orcs of mordor) i can now better understand why they wanted to destroy germany.
the mettbrötchen diet made us look superior. thats tough luck. anyway the bongs and mutts will go down first.
enjoy.
ohh did i crash your bong party, im sorry but who cares.
No one thinks Lucy Connolly did anything wrong, the role of judiciary is so warped
will be funny when she comes out a hero for being racist
an arse full of worms typed this post
who?
Youre thinking of corri chicken
your ma
Idk, its very different know, the whole landscape has shifted. He fucked brexit and migration, tory boomers favourite subjects.
Are you not a Tory boomer?
it's completely insane that SCUM like boris and tony blair can still sit on the side lines giving their hot takes when they committed crimes against humanity
Walk around naked painted with woad.
Could not care less. Give them a small dirty bomb each and hopefully they nuke each other.
put tony blair boris johnson bonny blue in suicide machine @grok
Lord bless Elon's DOGE team.
It will take a while for the funding pipeline to completely dry up, but it's becoming increasingly obvious that what seemed like a wall of opposition was just a few well funded activists. Makes me laugh when I hear them chant
there are many, many more of us than you
The saddest part is that the people who rubberstamped the payments don't even care about the issues they're stirring up. They only wanted the kickbacks. Once people realise our peace and security was jeopardized for nothing more vital than political moneylaundering, THEN you'll see the fury rise.
What looks like a drift to the right is just covert leftie operations getting kneecapped.
this is one of the Brexit girls
lily phillips may be spared on account of her complete and all encompassing idiocy
Noel gallagher is the only of the oscar wilde morrissey russell brand crew not to go to the right wing
i suspect he's lying
deconstructionalist pricks should be shot out a naval cannon
Boldly declaring that i don't think michelle obama is a tranny
The list of British cultural achievements, inventions and discoveries would fill a book.
But yeah, trousers...
The nons are our settlers in our Gaza, the people living in Britain whining about Palestine are totally fucking clueless. Why should I care about jews settling over there when there are browns settling here? And it's the browns who go on about it!
Also jew v mudslide = a win for humanity, have fucking at it
A language is made up of language
Hur dur im a lungwich
I wouldn't mind having a sex with a very beautiful woman quite frankly
youtube.com
ok lets sing marie lets sing enta oil you finished ok ohhh it's so hard for me it's not hard yes but it's not too nice DO IT no one will marry you your your very nice haha no one will marry on you do it ha ha ha no one yeah no one hey my subscribers haha listen tatoli you don't know how to cook do it do it girl you have another one mevis stepsow ok marie lets go haha
Exactly bro, you don't give a fuck. All you care about is prancing around with your virtue signalling bullshit and then when someone calls you out on your hypocrisy you've got absolutely nothing to back up what you're saying. You're a hypocrite and you're a coward, and I want you to answer my question. Stop being a chickenshit and answer my question. *grabs his ear* You've got to listen anon. I asked YOU anon. I asked you, about your double standards. About your virtue signalling bullshit. About your hypocrisy. About your chickenshit attitude. Now answer the question, this is the question. We're not moving from it. In your stupid showing off for this girl next to you. Right, yeah because you do look a clown bro. Right in this stupid way of showing off for your girlfriend, I guess that's what's happening here, right. This ego trip that you're on. Sorry to burst your balloon, but it just makes you look stupid, right. The problem with yuppies like you right. Like the sort of hipster gang. You don't care about facts, you don't care about evidence and you don't care about truth. All you care about is looking good, prancing around like a stag, right, and acting like the bees knees yeah. Trying to be the man, yeah. Pride, that's all you've got, you've got nothing. You've got nothing but ego and pride. You come to mock, but you've got no evidence. Now he can't use soundbites he's got to use evidence, and we're going to show him up for the empty headed fool and baloney bullshitter he is. He called my character shit, but when I mocked him for his bullshit appearance. Yeah, look at you, you look like a clown. You look like a clown. You look like a clown. Look at you with your bullshit beard and your curly hair. Trying to be the man, trying to be the ego. You're just a clown to me bro. You're just a clown to me. Right, brother, you're an empty vessel. That's all you've got. I've got more intelligent people to speak to than you.
You lot used to love being op. Always a few twats starting new threads at the 250 mark. Are you ok? Suffering from BAME fatigue or something.
They're going to set Tommy free.
Because they need his cell for Laurence Fox
no clue lad
I have honestly killed people. Not memeing.
In Afghanistan.
However, I'm less likely to kill a fly than a human. Flies don't know better. Humans deserve to die.
I did cut a fly in half while there once. Just to show that I could. It's a neat trick, try it yourself some day.
Just need a knife (obviously) oh...well NVM lol.
I'll tell ya anyway. Maybe you'll manage to get one during the apocalypse.
Just wait till a fly lands. Take the blade and position it right in the middle of their eyes. Slowly lower it until you can press it down for the chop. They have a great field of vision. EXCEPT the area right between the eyes. They just don't see the blade. By the time it touches them, it's too late.
Cauldron applied to join the UK police, but was rejected Think about that for a moment.
iii believe that you may be in possession of uhhh uhhh uh uhm drug whaaat yeah I got got the belief is he even an officer you may be in possession of drug are you even an officer stop being rude and just listen to him that that's what I want to search you what what what's your name first before you search me I want to search you under section 23 can I have your name please say your collar number michael my collar number is 08387 08387 where are you based i'm down at longsight police station and what dya wanna do search me iii have the reason to believe that you may be in possession of ehhh drug
beep test fail?
fucking mental
i need to do that foi request to see how many white males they're recruiting
really felt i smashed the interview
New quare just dropped
i used to be mates with this gay bloke before he was gay and he went from working in a shop to being an mp assistant and now he's the head of a policy institute
pays to be gay and shag men
'mazin what you can suck out of a willy
sent the foi to police they have 20 days to reply
I used to wrestle with him, bet he got a sexual thrill out of it
he used to make me watch videos of bodybuilders and was obsessed with the dwarfs from lord of the rings
he was also a prick to ticket collectors on trains
don't know how i didn't know he was gay
Cancel Starmer. Israel has the right to defend itself.
How about a load of ugly ones?
context dependent
i would have a sex with an ugly woman if the setting was kino