Why can't Anon Babble be like this?

because thats not what women want, when they say they want that its a shit test and shes waiting for a man who will ignore what she says she wants while filtering out all the men submissive enough to act like what she says she wants. best part is she doesnt even know it and is just running this and many other shit tests on instinct

It doesn't say "no past BFs" though

the ideal pigeon

That’s hilarious because you can tell the girls gender-swapped the original meme to “get back” at the guys. As if to say “oh yeah, well let’s see how you like it!” It makes no sense because the qualities did not change, and infact the man depicted in the image would be the exact polar opposite of “pussy-wetting”. Ick in the limit.

The ideal man is an unkillable 7 foot tall terachad billionaire warlord with a foot long dick who treats women like property, who kills people and who has impregnated every other womb on the planet.

progressive

virgin

feminist

Drying up women's pussies like the Sahara. Ignore what women say they want, this is a shit trst

be like that if you want to lick Chad's cum clean off her pussy and waste your life being a toy for women

Holy shit that last part lmao hahaha

only 7 feet tall

not half dog half vampire

Mid

Gay image, but some of the stuff on here is actually good

No past gf

Virgin

No social Media

Loves his mother

Etc.

Missing

Black

Have BBC

I respect women

No man truly does. Not in the way you respect other men. Men impose consequence for disrespect by virtue of being dangerous creatures capable of injuring or killing you. The girls force no such thing, therefore the treatment is not the same. Pretending to respect women is ultimately optional and done out of good manners. If there is a man nearby, then you do respect his woman, but that’s only because you treat her as an extension of him, the dangerous creature capable of killing you.. But come on, these are creatures we bend over and fuck. Nobody respects them. All of it is either good manners or the desperate sexual strategy of male feminists.

No past GF

Red flag

Dates for marriage

Red flag

No social media

Red flag

Loves his mother

Green flag

Progressive

Green flag/Neutral

Only has eyes for (you)

Green flag

Doesn't cheat

Green flag

Doesn't watch explicit videos

Green flag/Unicorn

Feminist

Red flag

Wears modest clothing

Red flag/Neutral

Naturally handsome

Green flag

Virgin

Red flag

For roasties this man is the invisible man. While he may get their attention with looks, his boring rhetoric will bore them to death and they will lose interest.

Maybe to some mental Nona this would be the ideal partner.

Half of those are every woman's Ick.

No, foids actually do want men to submit to their politics. That desire to dominate is orthogonal to attraction though, so while it's not a real requirement, it's not actually repulsive either.

Why can't Anon Babble be like this?

That's an incel, you can find them on reddit discussing how they hate people, and want to blow up fertility clinics for faggots.

Nah the dog and vampire stuff was not mandatory for the appeal of twilight. It adds some mystique, novelty, and romance to it, but I think The main, non-negotiable appeal was that Edward Cullen can not be killed. Come to think of it, perhaps that’s why Bella picked Edward. Because the werewolf guy can be killed by just normal people.

Hm I see your point. That idea that men are dangerous creatures. I liked that, good read. I think liberality is the thing you're missing. I enjoy spending time with women a lot. My mom, my sister. I do need the frequent time with my brother, or some other man, because women I think lack this.. male spirit, male soul that a man needs to be in good company. I respect in women actually that they are so easy to handle compared to most men. I myself am easy to handle.. I almost never complain, I give people time and space. Most men fail at being easy going. And that's not good.

why on earth would a moral man be a feminist?

Y'all are crazy

>Progressive

Green flag

>Feminist

Red flag

How the fuck is that supposed to work? How can one be a progressive without being feminist?

Why would any man be for female supremacy? Some kind of slave sub fetish?

It’s imperative to note that “doesn’t cheat” is not the same as “can’t cheat”. “Doesn’t cheat” is women wanting to have their cake and it eat it too, but at the end of the day they don’t mind sharing men. They’ll act like they have a problem, but they never kill anybody and seldom end a marriage over the husband cheating, so we can conclude that when a man does it, it is not breech of (marriage) contract.

because women will openly mock you and berate you for being this way. see, the problem is you're retarded. you have never ever ever ever slept with a guy like this. you sleep with guys who fuck around, and when they move on you get mad and say "why can't he be more like this instead." why can't you suck my dick and eat my asshole, cook me dinner, and then fucking get in your car and leave.

and if any woman had such a man she would still ask herself "is this really the best i can do?" and then ditch 7 foot terachad billionaire for a pump and dump with 8 foot petachad trillionaire thats impregnated every other womb in the galaxy

Good fucking question. Why are all modern men busted up porn addicts?

Could be the ideal femboy too

There’s probabaly another, better word to describe this affinity for and treatment of women. I don’t know the word. I just hesitate to call it respect cause it isn’t forced.

My ex-gf had a fucking mental breakdown after meeting my crazy family lmao.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Women literally hate nearly every part of this.
When I was a child I wanted to be a feminist, but inevitably I found out female behaviour...
:/
And they really really hate if you're virgin and haven't had a gf. Why do you think the word incel is their immediate goto insult? There are possibly extremely rare exceptions to this...

And I want women to be respectable.

no past gf

virgin

90% of Anon Babble meets these qualifications.

My sense of humor and hyperbole was forged on the lookism forums years ago. Man that place had the best humor of all time.

Well the point I was trying to make was that our 7 foot tall terachad warlord billionaire serial killer is the limit of male dimorphism and sperm quality and that’s it’s not possible to do better than him.

No woman actually wants a feminist man

wears modest clothes

in the most drab colors

So no sense of fashion, got it.

Women don’t care about any of these things

is he rich

is he a fool I can manipulate

is he hot

is he dominant in bed

Those are the only thing women care about

I want to point out that thought the girl who gender swapped that meme put in no effort to change the qualities except to change “pretty” to ‘handsome”, that point in the bottom right corner about being “naturally handsome” is the most true thing in that picture. They will never forgive you for dishonestly/artificially altering your phenotype of frauding your genes. They want raw sperm quality. High fighting success, natural attractiveness, and for none of this to be the rest of some sexual strategy (ick), but to be a function of quality genes, whose instructions are contained in the sperm. Hereditary, so their sons will also be large, handsome killers, because such men fuck.

Traits and characteristics necessary for a man to possess in order to be considered relationship material in 2025 in no particular order:

• Self esteem and self love
• Relatively well adjusted mental health
• Agreeability and temperament complimentary or compatible with hers
• Values, life goals, world view and potential similar or on par with hers
• Adequate social skills
• Adherence to social norms and expectations
• self respect
• mutual physical attraction
• an active in person social life, including established friendships
• Financial potential and ambition
• Life experience & maturity
• Independence, including but not limited to not living with nor financially dependant on your parents
• health outlooks relative to her own
• genetics compatible with hers
• good hygiene

Yeah it's over that's what it is.

Being a gooner disqualifies you. Your soul is impure and non virgin

Any item in that list that can not be reduced down to either “looks” or “money” is ultimately cope.

>is he hot

That should read,

Do my friends think he's hot?

They don't care if you're attractive to themselves.

I don't understand it either. To be fair I don't think women do either, they just run on what they feel and they are bad at putting their feelings into words.

You don't want to date a man like this.
You think you do, but you don't. You will get the ick when you see a man like this.

I would like to date a woman that wants to date a man like this.

Yeah, it's the ideal girl really

Didn't mention income :D

She's a keeper

progressive

feminist

Outliers

This. Women are retarded and have no capacity for mate selection.
It's no coincidence that every developed society independently reached the conclusion that women are the metaphysical embodiment of chaos.
They are self-destructive morons that must be kept in check for everybody's sake including their own.

No such women exist.

I described the limit of every woman’s desire in this post. Take it in and commit it to memory. It is infact ALL women, because they are all running the exact same software.

Something something because having sex is the only unit of value women understand. And desu they’re kinda right, I think the final arbiter, or the acid test for male value is just girls. The quality and quantity of the women one fucks, or has the opportunity to fuck. And since we’re all sex-motivated, deep down, it is this metric of value that is more important.

who's a good boy? be a good gullible goyim!

Technically, the only man you’ll find that truly respects women, in the way men respect men, is an extremely physically small one, incapable of nontrivial violence. Your pussy would dry up, so no, you don’t want a man who respects you. You don’t want to be respected, period. You think you do, but you don’t want to be treated like a man. You want to be treated like a woman.

That was me as a teenager.
It didn't get me a damn thing.

Why can't girls be like that ?

lol. Because the original comic described the “ideal gf”, and none of the desired female qualities listed income.

no money

no status

doesn't look like Chad

Women won't give a shit

They're all balding and broke and completely unfunny. That's why. This is the rejects board where women come to laugh.

Shut up roastie. There are many handsome Chaddy Daddy men on this board.

I'm not balding broke or unfunny.
But I am a virgin.
The joke was on me the whole time.

Be default if you hang out on this board you are damaged goods.
Virgin is the best part, means you are pure. You might be too young to bald but it's coming.

Thank you anon.

Nice. Based edit.

I dunno, if I was rich i'd go out of my way to find a nice sweet poor girl to take care of anon.

Can you show one instance of feminism bringing about respect to women?

Stupid simp. Get a nice sweet fatherly BBC. They need the money more.

Especially if she has a cute canadian accent.

morality is alright do not be like the danes

you have the city attitude and you have the desert attitude according to Ibn Khaldun

Stupid simp

For her, yes
I'm not picky, as long as she doesn't sound like shrek

I'm not being ironic, the thicker the canadian accent, the hotter it is.
But yeah I'm not picky either.

Well, so would anyone. I’m just saying that the reason the comic does not include money is because it was hastily made by a feminist woman inverting the gender of the comic to prove a point or something, bevause it bothered her that the things men like in women are not qualities she embodies. And that list did not include money.

I am like this tho, I just haven't met a women since I was under aged.

A man who realizes that progression is wrong and seeks regression is even more progressive than the so called "progressives"

the ideal man is a feminazi himself

youre looking for another woman, retard. you should check if youre not just a lesbian or bi or mentally ill.

6ft
6 figures
6 pack

Those are the table stakes now. Oh and you'd better not earn those 6 figures in any kind of "wrong" business, like oil, military, tech (you're not a tech bro are you?) or "the banks".

get off the birth control, get off all pills you nasty junky fuck. you will see the world more clear when youre not under the influence of all these substances.

and cut off coffee aswell, less sugar. eat raw meat (good luck with that, pussy)

Somehow I managed to be in 2 of those wrong buisnesses at the same time.
I will not explain, but I can confirm women hate me immediately if I tell them.

uhm women actually WANT a manwhore

This is the biggest "alpha male" cope I have ever heard. Men and women are not so different. Nobody wants to be number 35, number 15, or even somebody's 2nd choice. The only reason they say like those men is because we automatically associate "player" with a good-looking guy, while no gf implies he's too ugly to even attract a woman. In reality, the only thing that matters is your looks.

Literally no woman wants that. Who is this the ideal for?
Other sodomites?

Virgin isn't good if you're trying to land a chick.

Men. swap the man pictured for a girl and the top label to “ideal girl” and it all makes sense.

How is a man supposed to become a feminist without social media? That's literally where it all comes from. Women are so retarded.

It's amazing. It even starts at university. "Oh you are studying geophysics Anon, I dont really understand what that us but my friends told me it was something to do with oil companies and oil companies are evil."

[goes to fill up car with gasoline because tesla is also evil]

earning

lol, lmao. Trust fund baby or bust. Any kind of effort at all is ICK. Chad doesn’t know what effort is.

Because I'm not 15 anymore, you fucking pedo!

Why are you browns so fucking retarded and dishonest?
There are numerous studies on this. By a large margin, the thing that will make women most viscerally attracted to a man is if he smells like he just had sex with another woman.
Also: post tits, roastie.

:(

What's wrong with tech? I own a computer repair company and women seem to like that instead of giving off the ick

Women are fundamentally incapable of describing what they're actually attracted to. They will instead tell you what they think other women will approve of them being attracted to.

Feminist

A cuck too far.

Progressive

Why not just marry your mirror?
Women. Always wanting more than what men ask for themselves.

Progressive? Feminist?
Hard pass.

progressive and feminist

NOT A REAL MALE ALERT

Yeah so do most boys when they find out what dating is. But then they never meet them and wonder why all their peers are doing better than them.

how fucked am i bros

things women don't actually care about

but lets say them anyway to "get back"

no one cares about your toddler like behavior, roastie.

Men and women are not so different

Boy are you in for a rude awakening when you learn the only thing we have in common is that we’re carbon based life forms with caloric requirements and we happen to have reproductive compatibility. That’s it. The gulf in psychology between men and women is analogous to that between predator and prey. It must be. Our diametrically opposed relationships with sex and violence guarantee a different internal calculus and mating strategy entirely.

Go prone, stick your ass in the air, arch your back,and imagine you’re being pinned down and fucked. Fate worse than death? Now consider that this is heroin for all women. How much could you possibly have in common with such a creature?

Those were added in later. The original was the usual “dress modest, be virgin, be nice, don’t be a feminist, etc”

Alright so looking at it again, it appears the following were added to the original picture:

feminist

progressive

and maybe “doesn’t watch explicit videos”

naturally handsome

This is what they actually want

Why are w*men bad at everything?

that's a gay homo twink

ideal man

list of traits that would make a man unattracrive and non-existant as a sexual entity to every single woman on the planet

lol. LMAO even.

100% my boyfriend except they aren't good traits because he was an incel and whiny lib cuck

average

This is the haircut designed for the anthill. Admired by onlookers for its beauty and sophistication. Pregnancy with assisted reproductive technology replaces all intimacy to prevent infighting and preserve tunnel health inside the colony.

Dates for marriage (divorce rape)

Almost no man in 2025 is falling for this meme

Incel.

Ok faggot.

kys faggot

Came here to post this

no past gf

virgin

This was 100% made by a man.

Most of that shit is irrelevant in a relationship.
Is this the female cope and grasping at straws to not touch the financial subject?
Would you date this exact man if he wasn't rich or under 180cm?

The only women that will appreciate men like this will be waifubots.

They dont care what your company does, they just care that you have it, and might have other assets they can get out if you.

They don't even know what a computer repair business would even entail, only understanding that you're a business owner and it involves computers somehow.

If they saw you wrist deep in some old boomer's computer case full of smoke grease and car hair they'd be disgusted, and never see you as a sexual entity again.

Naturally handsome

Considering the insane standard of modern women, this already exclude 99% of all male.

Virgin

No Past GF

Considering the insane whore tendency of modern women toward the top 1% males, that's fully incompatible with the previous demand.

No social media

So you will never meet him.

Progressive

Feminist

You yourself admit leftist men and associated simps are unattractive.

10/10 could have been written by an actual woman.

Thats just the guy from the quirk chungus meme

Literally my husband, well except for the feminism part, I don't date faggots. No he doesn't know what Anon Babble is, sweet people don't hang out here.

Yeah, I wanna date a woman who respects herself.

this is the exact opposite of what femoids want you stupid fuck

you’re wrong because you don’t have sex

I diagnose you: woman

If they saw you wrist deep in some old boomer's computer case full of smoke grease and car hair they'd be disgusted, and never see you as a sexual entity again.

I doubt that would be the case, besides I only need to do that when training someone in.

The sweeties went bitter sweet for the salties who soured.

What do i win?

You win a lifetime supply of loneliness.

You’re a naturally handsome virgin?

no past gf

Yes

Dates for marriage

Yes

No Social Media

Only to message people I know

Loves his mother

Yes

Doesn't cheat

Yes

Doesn't Watch Explicit Videos

No

Feminist

No

Wears modest clothing

Yes

Naturally Handsome

Can't make the call

Virign

Yes

Do I pass?

Virgin

Lol. Women DESPISE virgins, they consider them less than animals. It's the antithesis of men's preferences. Women almost 100% enforce their preferences. Men who try to do so are regarded as insane.

Hah.
Looks don't mean much when you struggle to talk.

Some women might not want a "manwhore" but no woman wants a virgin

cuz we are all women here sweetie

sorry not in to dudes, but I am most of those things, and white.

If you assume that no man is a virgin by choice, then a man’s body count is essentially an accurate measure of his SMV. And manwhore = high SMV.

Normally you’d be safe in assuming that but there are exceptions. My little brother, for example, lost his virginity, became a hyper Christian, and has vowed not to have sex until he’s married. But he’s a total high test Chad. If he wanted to slay, he could.

Because whoever wrote this a lying femcel, who will believe her own lies, until faced with reality
Seriously, those bitches are worse than whatever you find here

modern feminism is true hatred of women. it takes everything that's wonderful about women and destroys it, essentially turning them into men. how does that glorify women?

no man is a virgin by choice

That is true

then a man’s body count is essentially an accurate measure of his SMV

That is not. Being a virgin is generally evidence of being utterly repulsive or cripplingly autistic but higher body count is, counterintuitively, statistically correlated with higher BMI and incidence of depression and lower IQ (which strongly correlates with income) and height—this applies to both sexes. The only actual trait that predicts sex-having that matches the stereotypes is extraversion. The men with the highest bodycounts aren't Chads but rather borderline retarded, short, brown latinges for whom the distinction between ordinary sex, rape, and prostitution is less clear than it was for Dworkin who fuck women that are no less subhuman.