Thai girl is bringing her sister on our first date (to get icecream). Tf do I do now? I am a incel trying to fuck
Thai girl is bringing her sister on our first date (to get icecream). Tf do I do now? I am a incel trying to fuck
What do I even talk about?
Wrong board
In any case, just be charming and make a good impression.
Grow a second dick
What the fuck does red deer have to do with any of this
Fuck their dad, then eat him to assume control of the harem.
it is god's will
God I love Swedes. Lmao Double Dude where you at!?
Hmm sounds jewish something something tikkun olam or whatever.
Rape is the /pol answer for all questions that can not be answered with "jews".
Talk about how jews rape kids
what i usually do on a first date is, after we've been talking for five minutes and the conversation falls into a lull, i go
hey, do you like COCK
and i pull my dick out of my pants. ive only done it three times, and it hasnt worked yet, but i think its a good idea, and its just a numbers game until one of them likes cock.
Carry mints with you in case there's a lull in the conversation. Then you can pull out your mints and ask them if they want a mint and if they do, and you still can't think of anything to say, you can compliment that brand of mints and they'll go along with it to not seem rude which will buy you more time to think of something to say. Make sure they're sugarfree too, chicks like sugarfree confectionery items and you can use that as a selling point in the event that things go sideways and they don't want a mint
Tf do I do now?
You fuck them both retard.
They are after your kidneys, don't go
One will distract you and the other will put something in your food or drink
Just have them come to your hotel room directly.
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
simple, you accept your 2 day vaycay like the ladyboy you are
and in all fields
based mentos salesman
The sister is there to prevent you from fucking. Also she wants free food, you pay for everything. She could also be lying about her being her sister, it's just a friend who wants free food.
The other Thai flag sexpats are referring to prostitutes in their replies. For example, the photo of those girls with tattoos are prostitutes.
Flirt with both and at the end tell them you had the greatest time of your life but can't decide who you like more because they are both so cute and lovable.
You're welcome. Report after the threesome.
try to fuck both of them at the same time
About them, faggot. Chicks love talking about themselves.
This is PTSD from living too close to Albanians.
OP dies of myocarditis in a Thai 3-some, digits confirm.
God keep her safe from fornication and ungodly men. Amen.
Ask them what fruits they eat so that you know what the scent of their vagina is going to be like.
rape jews
or succumb to jew rape
stop trying to fuck. the fact shes bringing her sister shows that she might, just possibly, have some decent morals regarding waiting to have sex until after marriage, and thats exactly what you should be planning for too.
They're either trying to scam you or trying to steal one of your kidneys, abort
ask them if they have ever tasted man's cream
1.) show manners behave well.
2.) adress both but smile more to your date
3.) listen and answer
4.) open with some soft joke about your way to the date or something ask them if they knownthe area well cause it looks amazing he haven't been said place very often
be nice twice then fuck thrice
I am a incel trying to fuck
pop music.
How old is the sister and the age of consent laws in your area? Those are the important questions.
Fuck them both retard
Fuck both of them.
How hard it is to fuck a Thai girl? They're all prostitutes. You literally have a brothel in every street corner and even the none-prostitute women will fuck you if you offer them enough money. You can probably fuck both your girl, her sister and their mother. Fuck, her brother and father are probably both trannies and you can fuck them too.
Talk about how you want to try and bang both of them
You can play it off as a joke if you're sly enough but that requires skill and confidence but you'll all know you're serious
This. Also pick two topics (not video game or anime related) that you know about extremely well and discuss those. Girls like it when a man at least has the appearance of being knowledgeable about something.
It's a scam for free ice cream
Just offer them 2k baht or find a ladyboy seriously
this is probably true too, unfortunately. women are sovlless.
thinking you'll ever have a meaningful relationship with a thai person
Lmao
I banged some young uzbek whore the other day and she actually had human expressions and emotions. It sort of touched me deeply. I actually felt something.
Kek now you have to pay for her sister as well. You got swindled retard, you won't get any pussy out of this.
Talk about women's favorite topic: themselves.
Dont agree on everything it will make you look weak.
Jizz in both their ice creams
Based
There is no conversation topic they will relate to. That's the funny thing. Even if they spreak English it will be like talking to a wall I bet. Due to their numerous cultural taboos and inherent racism. Lol OP is going to cross so many red lines just by being a dumb foreigner and not even realize it. Maybe tell them to get Hello Kitty tattoo and say you like dogs. Say you love Thai food and talk about spicy or no spicy. That will be the extent of any mutual conversation. He is very lucky because they keep any women with tight pussies and under 25 away from big dick non asian foreigners as much as they can. This girl he is meeting is probably 40 years old and her "sister" might be a butch dyke tomboy for all we know. Soon they will be negotiating house purchases and money for relatives.
Why are you dating a thai "girl"? Jesus.