Christ is King of all
Christ is King of all
He literally wasn't a king even according to Christ nigger texts
Hardly. Jesus was a deranged semitic sex pest.
Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.
Only king of those who accept him.
I believe that all who accept Christ and not Luther, Smyth, Smith or Aquinas are already in heaven. This world has no need to exist anymore.
kikes are not jews and lie. True then, true now. You murder with lies and deceit. True then, true now.
You are demon spawn, have no soul. A weed that is cast into the pit at the harvest.
When did God begin? Who were God's parents?
Earth is not 6000 years old
Jews are not more holy nor chosen by cosmic beings than any other race on earth
Snakes can't talk, nor can donkeys
People don't rise up like zombies out of their tombs
Earth is round, not flat
Earth is not the center of the universe and it actually revolves around the sun, not the other way around
A worldwide flood did not happen.
A magic jew did not split a river in half.
There are no 90 billion people currently burning in eternal magic lava.
There is no magic lava.
Magic water does not exist.
Fantasy books do not possess actual magic properties.
There is no contemporary evidence for Jesus.
all jews, corporeal and spiritual
amen
And they will realize that on the day of judgment. Amen indeed, brother
king
you retards keep posting this shit everywhere. But isn't that a jew lie they used to crucify jesus?
Shalom
mentorship must be sex pests and scandalized.
I'm sorry you went to public school.
Also not even true. Most were in their late teens/early 20's.
He is often referred to as the King of Kings
Thoughts on Yeshu?
So the dog is also God performing a miracle? This is your flex? Can you please go ten minutes without blaspheming?
Retard, quote the biblical text that says he was a king
He is referred to as King in many books
Quote the passage. You CANT
Mark 14:51-52
If said mentor is caught by police with the boy he's "tutoring" who then gets naked, yeah, there's definitely more going on there...
Christjews are more pathethic than jews.
Daniel 7:13-14:
This passage, which is considered prophetic, speaks of a "Son of Man" coming to receive dominion, glory, and a kingdom that will not pass away, which is widely interpreted as referring to Jesus.
Revelation 17:14:
Jesus is called "Lord of lords and King of kings".
Revelation 19:16:
"On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: King of kings and Lord of lords".
Matthew 2:2:
The wise men from the east ask, "Where is he who has been born king of the Jews?".
Matthew 21:5:
Jesus' entry into Jerusalem is described with the words, "Behold, your king is coming to you, humble, and mounted on a donkey".
Luke 1:32-33:
An angel tells Mary that Jesus will be "great" and "will be called the Son of the Most High," and that he will reign "over Jacob's descendants forever".
John 1:49:
Nathanael declares, "You are the Son of God; you are the King of Israel".
John 12:13:
The crowd shouts, "Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord! Blessed is the King of Israel!".
It does say young *man* thougheverbeit
What do you believe? Or are you too cowardly to say?
It does say young *man* thougheverbeit
Only in the translations to obfuscate the obvious
Revelation isn't a gospel it's written AFTER. Discarded
Daniel isn't about Jesus it's about the maccabean period. Discarded
Calling Jesus a king doesn't make him one. What throne did Jesus occupy? He didn't. Qed bitch
Jesus is Christian on his father's side. The chosen one.
How many secular countries have kicked out jews?
Eugenics and Neoplatonism.
Christ hates Jews. Psalms 14:88
Sooo, is it God or a doG?
all jews
Whoops
Based Nobunaga kek
fishers of men
He means recruiters. Jesus wanted to spread the word, and his apostles were asked to help spread the word in a world that was mostly illiterate and most news traveled by word of mouth.
All your comments are garbage.
Couldn't show Jesus being a king
G-g-goalposts
Seething Christ nigger BTFO
give me a biblical text
no not like that
You didn't show him being a king retard lol
You asked for a biblical text that said he was a king
Right and in NONE of those passages is he actually a king
Uhhhh uhhh it meant a spiritual kingdom!
So not an ACTUAL king then. So we agree, he was NEVER a king. Thanks for playing
ignore him
we have very poor education here
Post your favorite teaching of Jesus
Mark 5:6
Ooh baby do you know what it's worth?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place in earth
Seethe harder for me. What country was Jesus a king of?
That is your opinion
I'm guessing a soutie atheist? reddit is more your speed, boetie
All of them
What is your definition of an "ACTUAL" king? A Jarl with an ivory mug and a bear rug? pls
Can't name one
Thanks for proving he was never a king lmfaoooo
The monarch of a nation. For example king herod who was allegedly the king at the time. Not jesus
I can: Earth
every anti-Christ is such a flaming jewish faggot, it's incredible how invested you people are to hate and degrade Jesus Christ.
Thanks for the concession. I enjoyed disproving your kike cult
I'm sorry you went to public school.
Based knower that anyone who says "sex pest" is retarded
Tho the truth is being revealed that jesus was a diddy tier criminal. He goes to show how the devil's power is in the tongue. That is the reason to respect jesus. He is telling you how god gives free men power.
Based.
Fuck your stupid rabbi, golem
The universe*
Lol so never an actual king, glad we agree your Jewish cult manual is wrong and your kike rabbi didn't fulfill ahit because it's all fake and gay
Because they know it's the truth.
Never said he was King by Earthly standards. Have always and will always profess that is the King of all creation, beyond any human comprehension.
No worries, better luck next time
hey goyim come worship the king of the jews!
be good goyim and feel real guilty about what those white romans did to me
and don't forget to leave a donation for the plate!
Oof! Easy with those edgy words, fella!
Calling Jesus a king doesn't make him one. What throne did Jesus occupy?
He had incredible power from the devil to control a majority of mankind till today
God gave him that kingship to make retards still say christ/cash is king because it's easy to say, when it's invocation means being hog tied by the devil and carried off
Ahahahahahahaha wow holy fuck
Anon this is my post and i have some horrible news for you
I am a somewhat famous author. I maintain about 30 different personas and spitball schizo shit on Anon Babble for entertainment and inspo. You are taking an idea for one of my WIP novels seriously. I made this up. Seriously.
I also joked about tarot cards a bit because one of the characters I’m writing is a gypsy. My shitposty larps and hobbies go in line with my writing because I have to live my ideas to put them to the page.
I’m sorry you took this seriously I literally made it up for a book about russian gypsies and I took the core concept out of dostoevsky. Its a shitpost and a russian lit reference. Kudos to you if you can recognize which novel I’m referencing but, alas
LOL
I's suggest you work on your illiteracy, but you being a devoted reddit cultist suggests you're brown, meaning it's almost certainly terminal.
I'll pray for you nontheless.
Well there was a pagan country that destroyed their temple once.
walked on water
turns out it was just a mirage in the fucking desert!
Shitalian romans were not w-wwwwhite!! Only our rabbi born in jvdea was white man!
Never said he was a king by Earthly standards
Exactly, he was never a king.
lol imagine posting this retardation
So he was never a king, glad we agree
Why didnt you reply to me, boetie?
Devon had a stream about Beyondism a week ago, worth listening to
and there's WLP's Cosmotheism
fun stuff
christkikes are fucking retarded
Worship my brown jew
Or you're brown
Wew lad
...of the Universe...
Seriously dont take my posts seriously, they are exercises not prophesies. Jesus christ if people are this easily influenced I shouldn’t publish Sons of March(osias) (the osias is silent and unwritten)
Not an argument
pure cope
Delicious
Just keep digging, buddy...
hes /our guy/ and so hes king
Yo I just took a shit and it's the king of the multiverse. Sorry Rabbi jewsus
He's our guy
Yeah if you're a Jew, which you are
Christ nigger
r/atheism told me Jesus was brown, so he was!
that's why I worship BASED (tm) Sam Harris instead!
Stunning.
And brave.
Yes exactly. Golems are christ niggers that worship kikes and their stupid desert myth. Fuckin insane
King of the jews. Descendant of David.
Notice the Christ nigger golem demand a you worship one Jew or another. Hmmm
BEEN SPENDIN MOST THA LIVES
LIVIN IN A GANGSTA’S PARADISE
Anon BabbleAtheism is not sending their best...
DEUS VULT
I like how all the miracles stopped once the kikes were done writing their books. I could use a good parting of the red sea right about now.
the goyim are dogs, the jews are people
good thing we like dogs more than people now
pic related its me
You have to worship my imaginary kike rabbi!
Nope
Chat, is this real?
Shut the fuck up you spamming ass retarded nigger monkey
*tips fedora*
No he is a king and still is, but many kings are the devil and evil, is he the devil himself? No, but he has been captured by the devil
Christ is king is distasteful though of the reality, really anyone saying it is an agent of the devil.. which is surprising to find a lot of people on this board, always from the republicuck boonies keep posting it over and over till it became a meme with normie republicans, then they get dragged down by it
Jesus Christ; most, most holy and high and perfect!
Thank you for the truth, O Lord - thank you for BEING the truth!! Please help all those in this thread without eyes to see, Lord. Amen!
chat am I cooked
שלום
Prove me wrong then you fuckin somali coon Jew worshipper
He was never a king, retard, check your stupid jew cult manual
Jesus Christ is King!
Literally nobody achieved what he did from teaching bilions of people to showing us how its all tied to spiritual reality God himself
christ is cringe
pretending those books are the same
How's the weather in tel aviv?
You tell me since you worship fuckin Jews and their cult from tel Aviv
No one has "demanded" you do anything, you fat, schizo redditor.
But as long as you call everyone else a jew while worshipping virulent jews like Noam Chomsky, you should fully expect to be mocked.
THE CRUST IS LARD!! YOU COULD EVEN SAY, THE LARD HAS RISEN!!!!
You will reply to this post
You worship Jews
That's literally your religion, not mine, retard
Sadly, I think this is their best.
As embarassing as that is.
What is your religion?
Don't be ashamed, you can tell me
nigger is a christkike
Not a surprise
I have my own ideas about things. I certainly reject abrahamism in its entirety.
Oh but that is precisely your religion.
I'm sorry that your "lord" and "savior" Howard Zinn was a jew. But he was. And no amount of crying out in pain as you strike will change that.
How many secular countries have kicked out jews?
Well, if he's King of All, then he needs to get his lazy ass back to Earth and fix everything!
Hes only the king of jews. Nothing else.
Jew worshipper
Keeps saying others worship Jews
Projection, a Jewish trait
Yes. Who did the Cave Men worship 100,000 years ago? What about the dinosaur gods?
reddit insults off the rip
Just kill yourself, no one will notice and you can confront Jesus for being a “sex pest”
I always have to repeat it, but saulstians see jews as a little brother who keeps messing up, it's a family member, they love him and they just want him to get better. But pagans, oh no, saulstians look at us as if we're crackhead niggers with AKs, and they're happy to make us know that.
A saulstian will never do more than expel the jews, and he will always keep the door open, a nice comfy chair and a warm soup ready for when the jew returns "having changed for real this time". To saulstians, jews are family, Aryanity is the enemy.
King of cucking the white race into suicide for brown races and Jews
We wuz real jews
Christcuck cope
projection
Oy vey!
A concept made-up by your fellow fedora/ethnic jew. What a pure cohencidence that we found another jew that you worship!
It's so weird how you agree on everything with so very, very many jews.
Galatians 4:4:
"But when the time had fully come, God sent his own Son, born of a woman, born under the law." This verse indicates that Jesus was born into the Jewish community and was subject to the Jewish law.
Hebrews 7:14:
"For it is evident that our Lord was descended from Judah." This verse explicitly states that Jesus was a descendant of the tribe of Judah.
Luke 2:41-49:
This passage describes Jesus' visit to the Temple in Jerusalem for Passover as a child, highlighting his Jewish heritage and his family's observance of Jewish customs.
John 4:22:
"You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we [Jews] know what we worship, for salvation is of the Jews." Jesus uses the pronoun "we" in this context, including himself within the Jewish community.
Revelation 5:5:
"And one of the elders said to me, "Do not weep! Behold, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, has conquered, so that he can open the scroll and its seven seals."" This verse connects Jesus to the tribe of Judah and the lineage of David, further emphasizing his Jewish heritage.
Exactly, it's Jewish. That's why you keep saying others worship Jews when your religion is 10p% Jewish and you claim a Jew is "king of the universe" lmfao
...then he made a New Covenant
And his dog is named Rex
king of jews
Well a Jew would know how to always project victim status on themselves to avoid confronting the fact that their baby penis mutilation cult is causing the perpetual victim status.
So in this case I would say it doesn't matter that the Jew jewed, because the Jew jewed accurately and revealed something about itself.
Why do you insist it is a dog? Dude everyone knows it is 2 white rabbits that are the size of a small dog each. they are far more vicious than the dog in the picture.
I hate Ai, it is so retarded.
I got it to do a little better.
grok got it first try.
Death knows about the 3 rabbits. They are very loyal to Jesus. Cerberus Knows Jesus and Loves Jesus because he has those 3 rabbits.
Amen
Note: Christ doesn't need a leash
Isaiah 11:6 KJV
I was banned for posting about the lack of trains in the Us.
Why is this shit still here?
Well noted. Christ never uses a leash with any of his pets.
I think trains are a good idea, but expensive. Also we don't like public transportation over here, we prefer privacy. Also Jesus' kingdom is eternal and everlasting. Also how do you think moving around works in heaven?
His mother was raped (or at least didn't scream loudly enough) by a Roman soldier named Panthera. Joseph kicked her out of the hut. She fled to Egypt where she had a son in disgrace.
The bastard Jesus was raised by a single mother, worked as a laborer, and fell in with street magicians. When he grew up, he returned to where he was conceived and gulled the masses with the tricks he learned from the mountebanks.
"Walking on water"
"Raising the dead"
"Healing the sick"
"Feeding the masses"
There are preachers to this day who are doing the same things. They are tricks designed to convince the stupid, and it works because those who believe these religions are stupid.
"Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman." (H. L. Mencken)
Also how do you think moving around works in heaven?
Very political question
Okay. I made it this far.
Someone tell me. What is Christ trying to do in Japan? Why am I being guided towards Christianity when trying to find pathways to Japan?
Is this God's way of telling me "you must become christian"?
I'm Shinto and i'm Buddhist. Why should I become christian?
What are the political consequences of not knowing how we will move around after we die?
How many let them back
how are we going to get global tikkun olam otherwise? psh...
every stubborn goyim nation must bow
Christ is king
I've been terrorized by the christians, both alive and dead, for the past seven years.
It started at college, when i was going through that "ICUP" shit. The spirits, My sensei (japanese language teacher), My classmates, everyone was trying to guide me towards church.
I did become christian for a while until I found Buddhism. Buddhism gives me a pathway to Japan after I die. Why should I give this up for Christ?
As a Shinto follower, i'm also seeking access to japanese heaven, called Takamagahara. If I become Christian again, they likely would see me as a traitor to Japan and cut off my pathway there.
So instead, i'm trying to see what I can do for Christianity in the position i'm in. "Something only I can do".
the king of all is Jewish
It's is almost as though this particular belief system was crafted specifically for gentiles to ensure that they would always be sympathetic to Jews no matter they do.
this is how
king
never conquered anyone or ruled anywhere
legacy is a bunch of myths written by jews so they could destroy and spiritually dominate their pagan oppressors
Christ is like chicken
That's deep.
I hope some nigger rapes you to death