Going to get water costs more in gas than the water itself
I get water directly from a well with a well pump, I do not pay for electricity so both are basically free. I do not pay taxes, the houses I own are two story concrete houses passed down for generations, they do not officially exist so I don't pay any sort of taxes for them either. My isp is indirectly owned by the cartel so I don't even need a vpn, the government will not track what I do.
To top it off this place is very rural with a clean air, I often ride around on horseback, don't even need to feed them much since there's a lot of grass around. Why don't you live here? It's pretty much everything you already do but 100 dollars cheaper. Any sort of remote job or having savings in dollars allow you to live the rest of your life comfortably and unbothered.