Chinks going boom edition

chinks going boom edition

why do non-whites never show genuine fear and panic in the face of death

Why did he do it

their lives have no value

This is a training video. He got out fine

Aren't these made in Chain?

He panicked and fumbled like crazy tho

That smart phone and buttons on the dash aren't going to help you now, only Darwin can help you now.

You get a crack in the door, top priority is you using something to keep it wedged open.

Why didn't he just roll down the window?

bugmen can't swim
he was fucked no matter what

You’re meant to put the windows down in this situation, but people panic and their first reaction is to open the door, which quickly makes it worse

(HH)
This was cool when Mythbusters did it but it's even more interesting to see it happen irl.

He's a bug.

i hope he realizes he can open the door once the car is fully filled with water and equalizes the pressure

I want a car with power windows except that on the drivers side. They just don't understand the merit...

Zoomers don't know what it is

The trick here is to open your windows as soon as you know youre going into the water, have to get out before the car even starts sinking. Use the seatbelt to break the glass or keep something designed to break glass in your car. Theres a myth that you need to wait for the car to sink all the way, then open the window, wait for the car to flood then swim out, but this has the lowest outcome for survival.

lol

HERRO? 911? RAS, IM ROWNING!

Can you not open windows underwater?

Electric motor? Lost power when the car did too?

is that one of those you call a can opener ?

Why didn't he roll the window down?

Dont chinks have emergency hammers for breraking glass in each car? Mandatory in elektric windows.

chinese car, it's for decoration only

He has a sun roof. No need wait for pressure to equalize, just open the sun roof and crawl out. If he was quick, he could have jumped out of the car and onto dry land without getting his feet wet.

is the camera hanging from something? you'd expect it to be stationary

Why would you want a bottle opener built into the car? Like I understand in the 1950s drinking and driving wasn't a big deal, but thats illegal now.

Water hates Chinese the way trains hate Indians.

what's surprising is how fast he tries to open the door but still can't.

stupid fucking slope, I'm glad it's dead

chinks literally believe there are ghosts in the water that are constantly trying to drown them
Maybe they are on to something

Never wondering what's behind door number two.

I really hope someone 911s the 3 Ching Chongs Dam in my lifetime

The dumb fuck should have used less force it opens if you do it slowly.

Or wait until the car fills with water and open door then.

Once the car fills up with water the equalization of pressure should allow him to open the door.

Be careful in more modern cars in the USA this will likely not work for your front windows, only your rear ones. Due to rollover safety laws from the last decade most of your front side windows are now laminated and not tempered glass.

Look for a logo on the lower right from the outside to see what it is.

why was there a camera in the back of the car?
and ho lee fuk changs are dumb

i'll definitely check now kek

By that point you can't see because the water is filthy

You need to already be touching the door handle when the car fills up, the problem is that requires higher level thinking which most people don't have in a panic situation.

My bad bottom left near B pillar if on the outside facing the vehicle. On Toyota / Lexus it will probably say Laminate on Mazda or others it may safe Lamisafe or a brand name or just laminate

if he was riding a bike that wouldn't have happened

For me, it's the bug squisher

Cognisence

What country is Chain?

I'd shoot the window if I couldn't break it with the prybar that's always within reach, bugs retarded confirmed, again.

Why do they record themselves dying like that? For our entertainment?

You don't? Fuckin guilow or gaijin or whatever. Round eye no berieve! Hohohoho

He initially panicked and kept attempting to open the door instead of rolling the window down before the vehicle's power failed. He also should have focused on breaking the windows instead of crying for help on his phone several times like a retarded woman.

Why the fuck did he jump in there

I think that one is staged as part of some public safety thing in chinkistan.

kek holy fuck

didn't open the sunroof and escape

didn't get the doors open in time

didn't open the door once water pressure equalized

Sucks man.

You kind of hope it happens but don't willingly do it.

He didn't even try. The dashboard was lit up the entire time.

The trick is to don't do shit. Your solution is: "STEP1:do shit, STEP2: (..)"

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?

looks like he tries the sunroof.

Nigga tired to stop a 20 ton truck with his 10 kg muscle mass.

Unironically they are more like livestock than we are. Whites are not far removed from pre-culture barbarian modes of life. Even once we civilized we preferred and cherished more rural ways of life: the village over the city, the country gentleman, rustic things. And of course we are an essentially warlike people from the beginning. Nobody hunts or does war like whites, maybe steppe people come close but they’re don’t crave war as an experience like we don’t. We’re the race of people who climbs mountains just to see what it feels like on the summit looking down at the world beneath your feet, even if it kills us. We’re the people that turned infantry into jumping out of planes with 100 lbs strapped to your back so you could machine gun the enemy. Were the people who get a kick out out strapping ourselves to screaming fast metal and seeing who can get around the track the fastest. We are like wild animals. They are like farm animals, raised on rice and other settled agricultural products, who live in and actually prefer giant hive cities, the comfort of the herd, social harmony. They prefer to live like herd animals wandering their settled pastures enjoying the graze while whites want to live like lions and wolves. When they conquer, they consolidate. When we conquer, we well and truly conquer. We live no land untrodden, no sea unnavigated, no shipping lane unestablished, and no field untilled. We are more than the barbarian apex predators of world-history. We are the hunter in his trophy room. They’re just pack animals.

Until the pressure is equalizes, no.

5 more were born while he drowned so dont even act sad

Why did he switch to weakly tapping the glass after kicking it a few times?

you do know the amount of pressure the water puts on the windows, a shitty hand crank aint gonna wind it down, the only option is to do it instantly or wait for the pressure to equalise when your car is filled up then pop the door open

HAHAHAHAHAHA BEST ONE

He could have gone out the side window, sunroof, etc. Instead he tries to fight against water pressure on the doors,and worries about his fucking phone.

Fucks sake I'll check. Ok my car has tempered glass side windows and I have a glass hammer mounted within easy reach so I'm good but that's apparently an oversight that could cost you dearly.

I think my favorite is the guy lightly lowering a wheelbarrow to the ground which causes a massive explosion. Apparently he lived.

he stopped it, what a helo

Once you get reincarnated for dozens of time you just accept it and roll with shit happening.

Windows stay operational for a while underwater. You can also wait for the door to be underwater and open it if you’re calm and it’s not pinned. Visibility is shit usually so key is staying relaxed and just trying to use buoyancy to get up.

China men cant compete against rain as well.

this one is a classic, must be older than ur mom

the bugs have so little critical thinking they dont realize the danger and imminent death because they need collectiv zerg mind to tell then how to feel and act, thats why he called the phone to ask what to do.

Anon meant Spain

tfw you realize that you don't have go to work today and can just turn around, go home and play

Dang never thought of that but my truck is 21 years old so I'm probably okay. Still gonna check though
Good looking out anon

bugs zapping in electricity

Final Destination 5 looks pretty good!

Literal mosquito omfg the life imitates Anon Babble.

Fireworks factory is the coolest kind of building fire.

I love these gooks of hazard threads.

even the doggo was like what a fuckin idiot

Note to self create 22 caliber blank window punch

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He had the door open (Enough). All he had to do was keep it open once the water was above 50% over the door. It wouldn't be hard to open. FFS.

Don't panic you're not going to drown. Take your shoes off. use them to keep the door open. Then open it fully once the water stop rushing in. Remember it will have more resistance but it won't be hard to open slowly.

Sunroof earlier. Also a lot of Sunroofs have emergance manual handles but it's too late for that
Roll-down window earlier.

can't you just lower the window?
with the crank?

Chisaac Newton

The two metal prongs under the headrest are for bashing out the window.

I'll just text someone.

Ho Lee Fuk
bros tell me he's okay???

BOOMERS HAVE TO SPIN A CRANK TO DRIVE THEIR CARS

china is stronger than your piece of shit country

only anon in the thread that will live. good job anon.

that requires IQ above 75

dude, you're the same dude as the chinese. your only chance is breaking the window. you aint pushing that door.

One just has to wait for the car to fill up with water, let the pressure equalize and open the door.

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Lol that nigger isn’t even sentient
“Uh hello yes my car is in the water”
He panicked and shit himself before he drowned in the piss colored waters of china. If he wasn’t a little chinsect manlet bitch he could have broken the glass. Nothing of value was lost, maybe the car

If you dont get the door open before the water stops you, you can wait until the inside of the car is filled with enough water to equalise the pressure. After that you can once again open the door and swim out. Better yet, try stabbing the corner of the windshield with a key or headrest to shatter the windshield as an additional escape option

your way is great. unfortunately most people are a little disoriented right at the start of a newly water-borne automobile. that is why the rescue community hammers the wait until the pressure equalizes and use the door handle. it take a bit for the cabin to fill so hopefully you have a moment to get your shit together and go.

I hope it collapses by itself so the chinks don’t get to blame anybody else for their failure

I want more vids!

Nigga used his head to prevent paint scratches.

China is like a Wile E Coyote but live action.

wow... you really do get trapped in there.

Doors may have been blocked by rocks, debris, dead chinamen etc. Should have rolled down window immediately. Steering wheel could be a problem though. Next time you’re in your car think about how to crawl out like that.

Good advice, thank you.

electric scooter catches fire

open window to let more air get in

when she finally says "ill do anal"

i understand him

another chinese fake vid with an obvious operator turning the camera

dozens of poltards take it for real

this is why you niggers believe the earth is flat

Hahahaha first time I see a helmet saving life.

panic is for those with no self control

Could have rolled down window.... sun roof that opens up. Just really no sense of pragmatism.

not to mention he could literally opened the top windshield to equalize pressure

he panicked and lost his ability to reason.

Whew, good thing he had that asbestos stocking stretched over his face to protect-

wait

Lost power when the car did too?


People think real life is like a videogame where the car touches the water goes bzzt and turns off

the reality is this was just some dumb chink doing everything wrong

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is insurance fraud worth it

just like in Star Wars

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Man... No better morale booster than a /pol rekt thread.
You suddenly appreciate your country, your body, your parents, your ability to make safe, rational decisions, and your luck. Things could be way way worse.

damn he is still alive!?

sort of.

wait until the pressure equalizes and use the door handle.

I could see there being situations where the door lands next to an underwater branch or rock and you cant push it open because it is physically blocked
ideally you would be able to open a window or maybe push (not necessarily kick) the front window out by using the seat as leverage

The new Ghost Rider movie looks based.

faggot

Delta P says otherwise retard

I fuckin' knew it.

Sawdust is crazy dangerous. Or any kind of dust that includes organic matter really.

had this in my shit folder and thought i mislabelled it

So they mean to get mangled in horrible ways? What retards. No wonder they lose all wars.

How do you think the car camera works anon?

ow, my balls!

be bug man

drive car into river because bug GPS told me to and who I am to question

water fills the car, need to break window to escape

grab handy bug man made window punch

swing tool as hard as skinny arms allow

window catches on fire

16 kids now fatherless

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this video is so old i dont even know what's going on

stop, dlop, and rorr

Too used to White people coming to save them.

nerve gas

They'll still blame someone else. Probably the U.S., for not buying enough rubber dogshit.
China is simply incapable of admitting or accepting responsibility for their own shitty constructions and the havoc they wreak.

Actually great post, cheers anon

That's kino af

he tried to open the sun roof but it didnt work

Looks like a lot of retardation itt.
Rolling down/breaking window asap is the best option. This is why you should have something that can shatter a wibdow handy in your car.
Pressure holds the door shut until the interior is also filled with water, yes.
Same with prssure against the windows, although it is perpendicular pressure so not as damning. But, enough sideways pressure can make them not want to roll up or down, though unless you lose power immediately you should have plenty of time to roll them down before it gets that high. Hand crank windows are safer in this regard and could make a difference. I also imagine you could apply more force manually than the electric window motor and overpower the pressure, at least better than the electric could, but I'm not certain. Anyway, he probably didnt even lose power too quick, just panicked and didnt do it. Or he did b/c shitty bug car.
You wait for the car to sink then open the DOOR to swim out, not the window. Unless maybe manual.

has the lowest outcome for survival

If you did infact mean window, I wouldn't be surprised, because by then you definitely won't have power. However, there is a glaring issue with what you are suggesting in any case. Where do you imagine that information comes from? Drown corpses floating in cars with no exit that wrote down "trying to open window/door" before they died?
You can't contribute people who panicked and drowned unable to find a way out as "well, they musta been waiting to try the ole open the window underwater trick." They panicked and tried to stay above water, probably tried and failed the door many times while sinking so wrote it off too early, and that's why they died.

this webm took far too long to find

0:20

Why are Chinese like this?

Theres a myth that you need to wait for the car to sink all the way, then open the window, wait for the car to flood then swim out, but this has the lowest outcome for survival.

Can confirm.
Am water.
Too easy drowning you air-breathing faggots.
Looking forward to the pole shift.

this is what white people think of themselves

Holy delusional cope. Just missing that painting of a "philosopher" overlooking the waves crashing. This is just judaism-light. You are no different than your Masters.

apex predators of world-history

You can't even muster the courage to slap a white woman bitching at you inside your house, much less "leave no land untrodden".

Go grab a napkin and clean your dick after all that masturbation.

memeflaggot talking shit

Good one!

This retard had a sun roof lol

Thread is about to 404, lets end it with something positive.

Damn, he turned into an ayy.

here's an chuckle for last

lol not the same without the goody backing music