What is objectively the best martial art to get out of a life or death situation? I would say TKD (taekwondo)

This man is based.

Jeet June Do
It combines wing chun shadow boxing
Western pugilism
And fencing into it's cornerstones
That being said
What you witnessed in that video fits a Bruce Lee quote
"I fear the man who has practiced one kick ten thousand times, than the man who has practiced ten thousand techniques one time"

Basics are core
I like his style
But he favors one leg
Something I would use against him

lagging

I’m going to cut your centrelink
Glory to India.

This too, kickboxers can kick some ass

Fist-Fu

1. not being there
2. gun
3. jew jitsu

Probably combat Sambo. After that maybe a one year wrestling /two years BJJ / two years boxing combo, and train MMA sparring in the gym regularly.

Does hitting the tits hurts?

Always wanted to know story behind this

I believe it’s kickboxing, bjj Muay Thai if you’re actually good at it and boxing. Those are the best styles against untrained opponents I believe, but you actually have to be not short, strong and fit and actually tested in a real ring fight.

No man, she ll get horny and cuck the dancing tard

Hurts women about half as bad as we feel kicked in the nuts
It aches for a minute
Also kicking women in the pelvis with the ball of your foot brings them down, because their is very, very little flesh separating your foot edge from their pelvic sacral area
And slamming that highly networked nervous area and smashing it against that crude narrow bone mass hurts like a fucking mother to women.

T. Done it

Mad dog style is the most effective:

youtube.com/watch?v=-ZueJTKUeNE

But you'd have to tailor it for what's legal force in your country.

best martial art

running gun knife

the answer is always dont be there, gun, boxing/judo

Kickboxing seems brutal. can't imagine being able to casually throw a kick and take a 350lb man off this feet. Then again most people aren't 6'5+ with legs made of iron.
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What is objectively the best martial art to get out of a life or death situation?

its not so much about specific martial arts but priorities, staying on your feet, not turning back to threat and being the one to actually land an effective strike

Gets jumped by 5 niggers in an airport or overseas in a country that doesn't let you carry

Stay in the basement, it's the only place one such as you is safe
What if I walk up and throw powdered cayenne in your eyes before you even draw?
When I was standing behind you in line at the gas station, I didn't even see your hand on your side arm.
And I was standing so...so close, my helpless little piglet

Boxing / wrestling. Let's you end the confrontation as fast and efficiently as possible, stay on your feet, and gtfo asap.

Always wanted to know story behind this

Vodka
Eastern Europe
Mad wife on period
Boredom

just starts dancing like your granddad bro, also neurone activated

What species is this?

>Gets jumped by 5 niggers

Uzitsu, dual wield them for good measure.

punched her in the tits.

Grab a nipple and go all Steven Seagal on it.

Special forces and green berets take extensive hand to hand training
You just btfo yourself

do none of you see the knife?

Thanks bro. I will also try it.

Special forces and green berets

Boxing, Wrestling, Gunfu, Long Distance Running.

the knife?

hes holding it wrong

sprinting

sometimes trying to run only gives the other side free shots

Muah Thai? You just need a good punch, knee or elbow. Grappling is probably a meme if there's 2 more more guys when a good strike can do immediate damage and scare 2 or 3 guys if you get one of them good in 1 hit

krav maga (yes, it is a jewish invention with a jewish name, but its actually the only thing the jews did that others can benefit from)
once krav maga is mastered, add bjj, or if you can find someone, the south korean military teaches a form of non-nonsense tae kwon do with military focus along with hapkido .
recommend before any of that edc with kydex iwb with something like a glock g43x or a similar microcompact.
other options
sig sauer p365
s&w shield plus
springfield armory hellcat
worth getting all 4 and see which one you like the best.

If you need to
Tit punch you gotta get closer
I learned about the pussy kick of one thousand birds when in the 7th grade a spic girl went on a ball kicking spree against 6 boys and when I walked out there they were all down and one was actually crying
I went up, told her that was wrong, she kicked me in the nuts, I got so furious my rage overrods the pain and I kicked her right in the pussy
She dropped so hard and fast squealing I was taken back and like "holy shit they can feel it too!"
Try not to do it in a hard boot or steel toed, there really is little there and you could end up fucking up their pelvis for real

Minimalist Fu

lets be honest, thats a sister protecting her retarded brother. Family honor shall not be infringed

Saved

No but even a weak a well place kick says goodbye to those knees

a handgun and 3 clips.

turns out breakdancing is not a martial art

lol. He thought he was at a breakdance tournament.

You're joking, right?

people who live in basements, talk like you. not him

I've been in many street fights growing up in Brooklyn and being part of a Russian gang.

I'm trained in boxing and wrestling. Boxing helps in fights where you need to hurt your opponent real bad. Wrestling helps in fights where you need to hurt your opponent just a little bit. Everything else is bullshit.

Truth be told, most important martial art in real life is not being a pussy.

Just a strong pimp hand is usually enough to tune up most bitches and fags yo.

hes holding it like they hold knives in cheap horror movies

You have to catch the knee while it is bridged
Usually at some point when they are moving or attempting to strike you.
Or standing around completely unaware of you approaching or what you plan to do
If you kick straight right above the kneecap it will throw their leg back and behind them, completely fucking up their balance and forcing a stumble/fall
I used this on the biggest friend when 4 of us one night got drunk and they got in my face leaning in close
It didn't end there but it created the shock dropping down the biggest like that so suddenly I was able to nail the other two good and bolt out and walk 4 miles back home
They forgave me after a month because we were all still in HS.
And they knew they were in the wrong.

He handled those women with aplomb.

Yeah, but holding a knife doesn't mean he has to dance

Speaking from experience?
Because you act like it

slavoids are pale niggers

Based

Did you not see his decision to let it go and leave was immediately followed by his looking up at the cell phone being held up to record the confrontation?
That weird paco exhibited "future think"

Here is the Master that trained me to be the deadliest fighter on the planet.

Even Big Stan cannot beat me.

Unless you're a midget or have gorilla arms I would practice a good forward kick into the sternum. It always catches people off guard and you can keep your distance and put a lot of weight into it. You're probably going to get stabbed trying to throw a punch or grapple

Never Back Down is an underrated film.

They are Master Race

What kind of gooks are those?
Look like half gook half shitskin arab type

Blockovi nigger making a salad

Kicks are underrated
All the gymcels skipping and hating on leg days

My brother made me watch that with him.
I liked it

Muay Thai

Boxing. You also need some takedown defense but usually 99% people don't know how to fight and if you know how to properly punch, you can finish any street fight easily

We are now such a cucked civilization. We used to walk around armed to the teeth. Think how normal it was in the Middle Ages to walk around with a sheathed sword, or with a loaded gun in the 19th century. Now, we have ill placed the use of force in the hand of an increasingly hostile government that edicted laws against self defence. Oh but jeets, here in Canada, they are allowed to walk around with swords because muh religious freedom

I would say a stick fighter would be the most practical. You can find a tree branch or object to make a stick anywhere almost. For streetfights I would say muay thai kickboxing.

Got me into MMA before I realised I valued not having CET.

So stop being cucked and get your own sword or other arms.

Boxing plus striking with elbows plus grappling (chokeholds, arm twisting, throws, grabbing legs). I don't like kicking, its too effeminate

Tit punch you gotta get closer

Closer to what?

holy shit they can feel it too!"

Yeah I always thought having no balls made them inmune to feel something and turns out it way worse for them.

not to do it in a hard boot or steel toed

Kinda funny I always wear pic related as an average day boot vecause they are comfy and didn't knew they could harm that much. Now I need to buy an Steel toed boot from Caterpillar but I promise you not to hit them so hard to prevent them getting unfertile

This. Think of how much push-ups over 15 is hard or almost impossible for many of us. But your legs, they support your whole weight 24/7 without flinching.

This too
But to be fair to the gun owners, there are some situations...where it was clearly the best thing to happen, to have a gun ready instead of coming in empty handed, for instance, knocking on a crazy giant woman's apartment door

Look at my flag dummy.

Yeah stick to body sparring friends
Nobody wants to wind up like Chris Benoit

I don't know karate, but I know karazy.

be you

bump into a nigger by accident in the train station

nigger gets pissed and pulls out a small pocket knife

nigger lunges first

pull off taekwondo moves learned from the weekly classes

get guts ripped out like cattle on a slaughterhouse

be left to die

The kick to the face was wholesome

It's from a movie never back down

Most men didn't own swords in the Middle Ages

DNA/Keysi Method is only system I'm aware of that prepares you for multiple opponents ambushing you, so it's the only realistic system. All complaints about it are that it wouldn't be optimal for an MMA fight, which is true, but non-consensual fights usually aren't like an MMA fight.

Think of how much push-ups over 15 is hard or almost impossible for many of us

You must be kidding right?
100 pushups is easy for almost anyone, doing it under a minute is a bit challenging though

Bear spray

sig-jitsu

ive played this in my head several times already, let them get a hit in on you before you draw and mag dump so the pos diversity hire roastie DA doesn't try and charge you with a crime. that WILL cost you a second mortgage in legal fees

You are on the right track
We can box
But we are raptors
You can do so much just stepping on a foot and knocking someone back without releasing that foot mad instead leaning on it
When an opponent attacks you, their legs have to reach you first and hips have to initiate the motion
If you disable their leg movement, the enemy can no longer pursue you
If you have spent six months in a tae Kwon do class and have not figured out how to break human limbs in a single stroke, then you are clearly learning motions and techniques without any research into human anatomy.
I've kicked loose chows, Pitts and the occasional mutt in the nose with a snap kick because by learning human anatomy thoroughly, It made vulnerability research into animal anatomy easier.
I can take 2 Pitts with no problem with my stress levels being the only thing cooked with my bare hands(no lie the legs gonna be doing the flash jabs here)
More and no promises, I will probably have to run to a place that forces them to come at me single file or somewhere preferably to just get them away from me entirely.
Last thing you need in a 5 vs 1 is to corner yourself unless you got the mojo with you that day

and these are also the only coons that should have guns

fucking niggers

Those titties bro

Having powerful guardian angel or the secret Jo star special move of running away

nigger gets pissed

A well trained fighter would see this immediately in their body language, and that's just second one

Pulls knife

Second 2

Lunges

Just in time to get his leg kicked in
Then I take your delivery system(your arm) and break it in two places(the elbow and wrist)
And take your toys from you(white oppression) and leave

yep, based.

Depended where you were. Some places had sword control, other places let anyone carry whatever. Main barrier would've been cost. However, basically everyone would have a knife.

Everyone would have a knife

Everyone should have a knife on them at anytime they are beyond their domicile

It's actually a jewish argument that 2A should retroactively apply to non-whites because normally laws never retroactively apply, thats insanity

See when 2A was signed into law a "citizen" meant a "free white person of good moral character".
So when the jews changed the definition of citizen to include nonwhites like them, it doesnt mean that 2A would retroactively change to apply to nonwhites too

Therefore it is unconstitutional for any non-white persons to carry weapons.
And it doesn't make ANY sense consider going back in time telling the founding fathers that hey btw in couple of hundred years 2A will be used by foreign tribes carrying weapons on the White tribe's lands i.e. inside the White country that is USA.
He would laugh and say that is fucking ridiculous we clearly vote "citizen" here and "citizen" is a "free WHITE person" so how the fuck would nonwhites be terrorizing and murdering people. If coons are seen carrying guns, fire at will.

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Goodnight, I have let the whiskey make me too chatty

Why was there such an explosion of moisture when she slapped him lol

Thanks bro. I will also try it.

Lol

It was a school picnic and in the swimming pool a girl pulled my friends shoulder to get his attention he taught is was one of the boys bullying him and knee'd her in the cunt with all his strength she just froze and was half bent like in a crouching position and was in pain. It does hurt them too, a lot I guess.

I've read about middle eastern treatment for feminists who are arrested. They're made to crawl naked on all fours and race each other whoever gets left behind or is last gets kicked by a large military dude with tough hard boots.

1vs1 wrestling, ufc proves that, vs more than 1 guy probably boxing

She knocked the drink out of his mouth or hand as he was going for a pull
I'm assuming the glass was out of cam caption

Bro was drinking in a bar.
Bitch slapped his drink outa his mouff.
Sheeit gets real really quick then.

Dranking serious bidness.

arnold is a crypto jew

arnold is a crypto jew

Most Nazis were Jews also.

Many people have forgotten this due to Jewish Hollywood revisionist history movies. Old Hollywood money helped bankroll the NSDAP's start.

Bro was drinking in a bar.

Bitch slapped his drink outa his mouff.

Sheeit gets real really quick then.

You know now that I think about it, that had to be a decently hard smack she did, and that was humiliating for him, having the liquid knocked out of his cheeks kek

Arnold is openly Jewish
I read an article years ago when he was governor about his Sabbath motorcycle rides to the synagogue

Getting in enough fights with multiple people to have the experience to use your intuition to gauge scenarios and work your way out of a situation is going to be 100% more effective than going to some McDojo and learning assgrabjitsu

boxing, greco roman wrestling.
some bjj/judo takedowns

Filipino martial arts especially since niggers love their daggers

Don't get your panties in a bunch
I still think Jennifer Connelly is hot
Mel Brooks made some great films
And rob schneider is an ok guy.

basic situational awareness. knowing when it's time to leave. i practice these daily.

Sayok Kali is what you want for knife fighting
And yes, it's filipino

krav maga

Ay yes the martial art of grabbing other mens balls, and other assorted attacks for weak pussies who have to wear huggies.

wrestling-boxing

The street is not the ring and chances you won't be fighting one on one

Bjj

With sound

files.catbox.moe/i7bs7z.mp4

That's a sexy tummy

I hope she's at least 18

wing chun

Nobody post that webm of the wing chun master getting humiliated by a bottom ranked UFC Seamonkey

Chinese "traditional arts" are kind of a joke.

hey chang li if you do these moves that make you look like an inflatable tubeman you'll totally beat armed, trained professional soldiers with armour and spears with your bare hands and sticks

proceeds to have no documented wins of farmers against professional soldiers in chinese history

tummy

also booby

Beaners

In your case just showing your hands you used to brush your anus with is enough. Any aggressor will instantly realize it's not worth the risk of infection.

Jesus fuk. Have any of you been in a street fight with multiple assailants? Doubt it. you fuking run. Fast.

IF you can't, you better know how to box. Boxing teaches you direct placement of shots straight to the trachea; or jaw if their just drunk asses. Boxing teaches you footwork and angles AND not letting them close in.

A ground game is absolutely worthless with multiple bogies. You hit the ground, you're toast.

Leg strikes are too iffy unless your a VanDamm clone. Your legs are for creating separation.

probably kickboxing+bjj focused mma, the vast majority of taekwondo that's taught commercially is watered down or outright cucked compared to the legit style. I'm sure there's other good ones, but good luck finding a gym/dojo anywhere nearby. I took shorin ryu shorinkan when I was young and it gets brutal as you near and into black belt (hyperextensions, throat strikes, blunt/blade weapons etc) but now the closest dojo is like 200 miles from me.

Don't get your panties in a bunch

I still think Jennifer Connelly is hot

Mel Brooks made some great films

And rob schneider is an ok guy.

Agree with all that.

Don't get where you are coming from, just guessing you are drunk posting.

Yes boxing since all streetfights start with arms flailing
I personally saw a dude highkick 2 guys and punch the 3rd so kickboxing imo as well
No tkd, bjj is ok in general but not for multiple people and not without any striking, wrestling is nice but on the street id rather strike and keep my distance then close and lock in
Muay Thai since its the only one teaching you to use elbows
All in all, any striking martial art is good

Not posting bas ruten fight vids. Or his guide to bar fights.
Liver punches and kick to the balls
Danga da danga I just broke your leg.

Being Indian. Don't get close to me, I stink lethally.

Romanian foreplay is so sexy :333

New hits is a meme if there is more than one person fighting you.

I did boxing as a teen and half assed MMA since I was 22 and have never gotten into a fight in my entire life past kindergarten
Where do you niggers live?

Muay Thai or Tae Kwon Do for street fighting