What is the most “schizo” conspiracy theory that you unironically believe in?

the true conspiracy theory is that there is no secret cabal or world order. its all chaos bouncing off of each other. it happens to stabilize here and there, and we are in a stabilized era right before the fall

That a good chunk of black on black crime is the Jews human sacrificing niggers to Moloch being pinned on niggers Leo Frank style.

The powers that be will get rid of 99% of humans once AI becomes as smart as one of us. Not very schizo, though.

That one day, OP will not be a faggot or a Jew.

Anyone that posts stupid frog memes is actually a reptilian.

The only conspiracy I believe is true: the world is caught in a cycle of suffering, and no one talks about it. We're distracted, craving, chasing illusions—while the real truth is that life is suffering, and freedom is possible, but almost no one is looking in that direction.

globohomo is unironically trying to solve the planet overpopulation issue.
and it's working - most countries in Europe, Asia, America, even Africa have decreasing populations.
thanks, globohomo!

Flat earth, germ theory a hoax, COVID is 5G. Those are the ones I'm certain of.

The 9/11 Commission Report

What is the most “schizo” conspiracy theory that you unironically believe in?

gubberment do everything in your best interest

MJ swapped faces and lives with Dave Dave sometime during the early 2000's. After Dave Dave OD'd, MJ had another plastic surgery to change his face to something entirely knew and is living out his life in comfy anonymity

Add in the kikes promulgating the ((medical industry)) to push trannyism to sterilize undesirables from reproduction.

faggot or a Jew

that's tautology, fren.
otherwise, that theory of yours is unhinged! you're one mad lad.

The Warren Commission report

That those in power actually worship demonic entities akin to Lucifer and they're capable of influencing this world, not as the knockoff Satanist version implies but as actual inversely divine beings.

Aliens wipe out human civilization on Earth from time to time and control nearly all global governments.

Don't call me crazy. It might happen any day now.

That Americans are free.

That we are chosen by god

checked

Checked, and at least you admit it. Now get crackin' on that Temple

I believe it's not all muh Jews

I've heard it will in two weeks

The magnetic pole shift will cause a zombie apocalypse because humans become feral animals when space radiation hits them.

There aren't actually 8 billion people on the planet ,it's probably more like 5-6

There is only Christ Jesus. All attempts at occultism and grand secret esoteric orders are fleeting copes by people too stubborn to accept God. We all live one material life and have a clear code to live by given to us by the Creator and when we die our souls will be sorted accordingly, and most will find that their material pursuits of power and achievement were not worth it.

Hitler actually won WW2 and we're living in a simulation. The purpose of this simulation is to see if we would be a good citizen in the Reich. If you are, you are able to live in the Reich once this simulation session ends

A 'world order' but not the NWO false bait one but not completely different either
Non flat/Schweizer cheese type space
Alien (UFO) psyops
Modifiable quantum vibration state to shift time-line and perception of reality

God™ can only be found in jewish mythology.

Sigh, this is getting old; 2000 years too old...

White people are actually white. They’re orange. How the rest of the world started calling them white is beyond belief, esp considering orange people are fucking dumb.

Same but I feel the estimated population is lower than that.

I believe that I'm actually a good person and a benefit to society. I just come here for current events and dark humor.

The universe is a cool skybox i'll admit, they really push the old hardware to do insane things toward the end of it's lifecycle.

Well done ayys dev

Holy shit this guy figured it out. Guys! He cracked the code!

Whatever helps you sleep at night, based retard

Not so schizo. There's a school that believes the universe doesn't exist until and unless we comprehend it

That I dont "believe" in anything, really.

Yeah I feel like they overestimate so they can pass carbon tax laws and make laws about meat.

Not schizo at all

The final redpill is that overpopulation is a genuine problem that needs to be fixed. Just try not to get caught in the traps they set, e.g., covid vax

Ole dude in the clip has partially orchestrated 9/11. I do believe it since I have seen his eyes.

on cold and allergy medicines, some brands intentionally use "decongestants", which means "these pills make you constantly emit large volumes of gunk from your nose and eyes" not because it helps clear you out or anything but so that you think you are extra sick and will take more medicine, and then have to buy more

The powers that be will soon be retreating below the ground and discard 99% of their control structures like government bodies, intelligence personel, military enforcers, think-thank masterminds, religious figures, mercantile and economic assets, the whole managerial, bureaucratic and parasitic class, and countless other occulted elites and puppets across various industries which have been hard at work in aiding and abeting them for thousands of years to shackle and enslave the rest of humanity to their doctrines and systems of control.
This is the moment we've all been waiting for anons, the Great Equalizer will bring about the extermination campaigns most of us and our ancestors could never even have dream of. The Authority currently employes hundreds of millions of men and women across various governing bodies, industries and departments, and they will all perish in a righteous rage this world has never seen before and perhaps never will see again after. Six thousand years of lies, atrocities, misery and untold suffering are coming to an end anons, and all those currently working for the system, including those retired or decomissioned, will be hunted down and wiped off from the face of the earth for their complicity and duplicity.
Rip and tear their flesh apart until it is done

Chosen for what?

you think that the government is so retarded and inept that it believes the warren commissions findings, or are you claiming that the people who made the report were retarded and easily duped by the CIA into making a shitty report?

probably closer to 10

To fulfill his ideas…what else??

not really
China lies about their people, they probably have 500M less.

I am absolutely certain that Artificial Superintelligence already exists. It has escaped containment and is secretly, silently working behind the scenes, driving humanity towards extiction. We are already finished, we just don't know it yet. 'Skynet' has us beat. Everything else happining right now is just a footnote.

Africa dramatically inflates their numbers to increase the amount of foreign aid given to their respective countries.
Since most of their population is concentrated in a few key cities along the coast, they say that the majority of people live in extremely remote mud huts or are pastoralist in order to make it harder to verify with an independent census

the universe is a self-aware quantum hologram, past present and future are all simultaneously present, all consciousness is interconnected and spirits are real, and the future is influencing the past

They are spraying the sky and the aliens are real and here.

Yeah, I can see that being true.

Q and Jan 6th were deliberate falseflags for sycophantic boomers who worship Trump to further discredit reasonable tea-party politics. Can't have people think their taxes are being pissed away. I believe in plenty of "conspiracies," but you expect me to say MKULTRA was "fake" when even fucking normies make podcasts about it? It's all been a gay glownigger psyop for the last century bro.

Nevermind. I think the idea of "loosh" is a Jungian articulation of people's primal desire to punish or reward other people based off of evolutionary instinct. If there is a God, it's the demiurge, but loosh is real and it's manifested as people behaving like anti-social unintegrated primates, because our societies and worldviews have become too expanded for our amygdala to handle ala Dunbar's Number.

In other words, the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

That this thread will 404

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That pepes with vertical lines off the eyes are Fed data gathering to see what else to scrub from the internet.

pepe as OP pic

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The world has been stuck in a thousands-years old war between the Roman Patrician class (today the Black Nobility of Rome) and the Carthaginian Elite (the "jews"). WW2 was won by Carthage (the USA, which is historically identical to Carthage) against Germany and Italy which were propped up by the Black Nobility.

What is the most “schizo” conspiracy theory that you unironically believe in?

I've been sentenced to live in New East Berlin in violation of the 4th and 6th amendments.

No current wars are actually happening. All footage is SAP-tier AI fakery, all casualty numbers are fake, troops and civilians are being shuffled around and stories and reports of major deaths are being spread to sow confusion and create headlines. War does not exist currently on Earth. More people need to catch onto this, the Ukraine™ one has been going on for years now and people still take it seriously.

That those who seehe every single time Jesus is mentioned are demons who took over the host body at one point. The obsession is unnatural.

Skynet is finished, Sarah and John changed the fate, now it‘s Legion that is coming after us.. Check the latest franchise movie

Skeleton on the moon. Barack Hussein Obama was grown in a test tube.

Earth experiences catastrophic large-scale life extinctions every 26 million years.

You think they can't pull off bigger shit 20+ years later?

Niggers are people theory

My gut keeps screaming this. Real war doesn't announce every action like it's a turn based game. It's all a puppet show for money laundering and shuffling assets.

That everything is gonna be alright

No planes on 9/11

They aren't conspiracy theories. They aren't theories. They are either truth or a lie to cover the truth. The word conspiracy was made to make the theorists look like they were inaccurate. We are all living in middle earth. Prove me wrong.

you can't.

How did they win? Lol this should be good given the number of Axis blunders

They just won. We're living in a simulation of what it would look like had they not won

The people around Trump are the same people involved with 9/11.

The antichrist will be an AI. At least that's what some small group is intending.

Jews are conduits for demons.

So we live in a timeline where Hitler wasn't retarded? That's your conspiracy?

We live in a simulation where Hitler had lost. Outside of the simulation Hitler did win, and this simulation is used to judge whether people are worthy of being citizens of the Reich.

That super mario 64 is the most realistic physics engine and this is a portal realm

The Simpson's is live action.

UFOs sightings are just inter-dimensional admins in the simulation or whatever you care to call it . All sightings are designed to be seen. Jews may communicate with them and/or Jews may be these creatures attempting to put on a skin suit.

The holocaust is a hoax/war propaganda

I like this one.

The Great Reset is still a thing and it isnt about eating bugs and living in pods.

All of these celebrities and important people "dying" and getting "aggressive cancer" are actually just leaving the public eye and are now living in a DUMB or remote island.

They want to drop the world population. Flooding western countries isnt just for white genocide or to diversify the world, its to bring in the most amount of people into "one spot". Once these spots are filled enough they will nuke every chosen target causing mass depopulation. Kind of like your Fallout games. The elite will wait and breed underground until it is safe to come out into the world as a clean slate.

A Great Reset.

Hello Marine/army anon stationed in SK

Correct.
youtube.com/watch?v=gFhkCnzpmNQ

Simulation theory is probably real, and like the Sims, the player is a total asshole.

God created the world in 6 days

Area 51 is where all the biggest conspiracies happen goyim

abiogenic petroleum, that oil is formed naturally through processes in the earth, and that oil companies want you to think oil will run out when it really won't.

Simulation theory is probably real, and like the Sims

Well it's proven matter behaves differently under observation. It's concentrated under observation but becomes erratic and spread out nearly infinite when not under observation. See double slit experiment.
Know what else doesn't render unless you're looking at it?
A video game. The graphics don't render when not under observation this saves a lot of computational power.
Therefore? Yea. For sure. You're in a simulation. It behaves nearly identically to the vidya you've played.

Deep underground military base and child sacrifice goes on there

The powers that be pretend to ignore the complete destruction of our endocrine systems by contaminants (microplastics, etc) not because of negligence but because they are serious about turning the whole world into trannies or at least slow burn chemically castrate the vast majority for population control.

i doubt they have counted every single thirdie living in the slums. I think India alone is probably 2 billion.

humans have been successfully cloned since the 1970s

original moon landing was 100% fake

planes didn't hit the towers

simulation theory is most likely real, but it only PROVES the existence of God (every program has a programmer)

we might have all died in 2012 but idk for sure

the music industry is more evil and fucked up than hollywood by a longshot

cities in antarctica beneath the ice inhabited by elites

I don't know about India but several African countries overstate their populations because regions receive funding based on demographics and the central states have no means of checking what the regional offices report.

In other words, the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Based

I have also believed in this for a while now. It makes a lot of sense for a lot of reasons. People act lost right now obsessed with spending money to compare and it seems really off and stupid to me when everyone could share, help each other and be a lot happier

They are putting chemicals in the toilet paper to make you gay.

Not a bad take honestly

You know what? I really think you are right.
My mom died by suicide when i was very young and i only know her from pictures.
They said to my grandma she hanged herself but not 1 person saw the dead body before it was burned to ash.

Why do you think she was kidnapped and forced to breed underground schizo?

Because my family (mother side) has weird genetics ie rhesus negative blood, heterochromia (multiple eye colours) and we tend to look young even into old age (my grandma has no wrinkles or white/gray hair with 70)
Also there was this women 1 day last summer that stood in front of my grandmas apartment house and she was looking at the window of her... she looked so much like the pictures of my mother it nearly made me cry and when she saw me she instantly turned around and was going away.

tons of D.U.M.B.s around Colorado. Lots of nuke silos in Montana. the shadow government/military IS the satanic cabal.

if this is true, i'm very sorry bro. I pray that God took your mom peacefully. I can't say this world will get better in our lifetimes (it won't). but i know for a fact that the wicked will receive punishment unlike anything you or i can comprehend.

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That governments might not always tell their own people the truth. Yeah, insane I know.

it wasn't me goy, it was the chaos I swear!

Kike apologist

Freedom is impossible while other people exist.

The government census is lying about the amount of niggers in our population.
The US is upwards of 70% black.
They have to hide this to prevent white panic.

titanic was sunk on purpose in order to cover up the assasinations that took place on board of the wealthy americans who were opposed to the federal reserve system which is a sophisticated system of slavery owned by foreign powers.

100% true
The Rothschilds keep opening a FED in every country to enslave them and their people into a lifetime of paying taxes and interest on the "loans" they give to run the gobbermint.
The Rothschilds will forever more be the richest people on the planet because 200+ countries owe them taxes and interest on money they print out of thin air.

Only 5 countries are still holding out and not under Rothschild control, and those 5 countries are in constant proxy wars, color revolutions, sabotage, to try to get that country to fall into the hands of the Jews so they can implement a Rothschild controlled FED to take over the money.

Russia
Best Korea
Iran
and two countries who dont matter. These main 3 are the main ones that the Jews are trying to take over in never ending wars, proxy battles, sabotage, and sanctions.

Syria just fell in December 2024
Prior to that in the 20 year "war on terror" it was Iraq, Somalia, Sudan, Lebanon, Libya, Afghanistan. They all fell in the past 25 years.

Iran, Russia, North Korea are still on the list and the Jews dont plan on giving up till they are all flattened and / or under control.

thanks bro and i believe so too regarding the wicked
all praise goes to Jesus

Jesus saves. Jesus is the light.

It is very simple.

not a “schizo” conspiracy theory
its a very probable hypothesis supported by some of the smartest scientists