Chinese Official Threatens to Invade Australia

Theyre NOT WRONG....

Ive always been a firm believer in Mandatory 12 month military training of all citizens, and gun rights for all.

20 million armed Aussies

Now try invade, bitched

Also, we need nuke subbies ASAP

America would help because Australia helped America militarily... Unlike Israel.

God bless those 20 million armed aussies, dying for open borders and the jewish-american industrial military complex lmaoooo.

What about the big numbers or Chinese there already as well Chinese Australians. But yeah you are right.

Its easier to just surround the island. Australia is dependent on imports of medicine, alloys, fuel and food. It will fold in 90 days

We have to terminate the Bugs. Genocide is only way

Gov has been letting them in legallty.

It wouldn't be worth the time. Australia has already been conquered, just like Europe. It's over.

I want them to try.
Shit would be funny as fuck.

Lmao rolling for webms of chinks running through the desert trying to evade missile barrages

They have a defensive alliance with the largest miltary on Earth.

Fucking retards in this thread not realizing Australia has one of the best navies on earth

Its a broken shithole though, I could care less if this happened
t. an aussie abroad

Or you could just send in Indians, that seems to be far more destructive than any military could ever be.

Hey Zhao DeShau - there's a difference between thinking these things (we all wargame in our heads) and tweeting them.

So I bothered to read your stupid picture.
Holy shit is this dude an actual Chinese general?
They are dumber than I thought, and I thought they were really fuckin dumb.

I was going to say that it would be a Chinese Vietnam, but then I remembered Australians have been disarmed for the most part and demoralised like every other Western country.

America would actually be difficult to invade because the American spirit likely revives itself and there are more guns than people.

Please wack that twat Cusack ploxorz

What about the big numbers or Chinese there already as well Chinese Australians. But yeah you are right.

chinks die swimming at bondi beach and trying to drive a corollla accross the nullabor, they're fucking useless.

City fags in aus are useless too ngl, but regional aussies and lebs will give us easily a million men with the fitness and mindset to go fuck them. turn all the regional rugby league and afl clubs into "pals battalions", basically sections who already have comradery and know how each other operate and think, train em to shoot and they'll fuck shit up, and they're already rayciss and have nothing to do in their lives.

imports of medicine,

It's a food, mineral amd fuel exporter.

It’s already done.

Our shoreline was never invaded

our country was never in flames

This is the calm we breathe

this is a feeling too strong to contain

Still it aches like tetanus

it reeks of politics

Signatures stained with tears

who can remember?

We've got to remember!

Will we get a new Midnight Oil chart topper if the ching chang chong chinks colonize their island? Australian women will be desperate to be rescued and willing to let American men fill their tight outback pussies with cum in exchange for safe passage to America.

Japan would have already done that if Yamamoto finished the job Coral Sea. With their numbers Chinks could even more easily, so why didn't they by now? They already own ASEAN's economy and still have high hopes of conquering the tiny little Oceanian islands and ultimately, Strayans, with economics, soft power and/or mass immigration. They could even bait millions of tiktok zoomers into le gommunism and sanik if they hired a slightly better media department.

We're working on it

imagine knowing so little about anything so confidently

Your fool country has high Bug immigrants too. And no one claim about that. Where are the Banzai guys?

I'm voting Steph Hunter

They can't even take Taiwan, they need to shut the fuck up. Tired of all these gay tough talkers and then when it comes to action they have the weakest gayest shittiest militaries ever. Every formal national military at the moment is currently gay and sucks at everything and never wins and is an overall embarrassment.

Feel free to march across the 50 degree Celsius desert for thousands of KMs stretching out supply lines to even do any sort of damage.

Meanwhile your the first batch of supplies are the only one coming as they get easily picked off in transit and sunk before the hit the shore.

this chink definitely got an AI to write this. which is astonishing because it would be extremely easy to write out

True
I hope the chinks conquer it and kill OFF all the angl*id animals in it

Im not saying they would be enlisted in the army. im saying they would do mandatory civil defense training, i guess like your National Guard.

no wars for kikes.

the American spirit

No such thing we are just wageslaves for central banker kikes.

chinkoids have no hope of even getting to australia let alone taking and holding it lol

they would literally get sunk before they made it halfway

keep dreaming lmao

They can't even take Taiwan

They already took Vancouver.

China could do it sure, but they'd take casualties that'd make those that Russia took in Ukraine look like a joke. Australia is not some third world pissant country like those that Changs are used to rolling over.

Just say the Swiss model.

The thing to remember about China is their own sense of self rests on a constant victim complex. They are both ten feet tall, but still ten feet short. The Americans are mean to us, so we flood their country with drugs. Look how mean and awful people have been to us through history. Our military is huge, but the Americans are dangerous and scary. An entire country traumatised by seventy years of Communism and another 300 years of internal strife, civil war, and Western exploitation.

PLA NAVY WILL BECOME AN ARTIFICIAL REEF

Agreed. They are far and away the most obnoxious and unpleasant people I've encountered. They make Britbongs seem civilized by comparison.

Crikey! The fuckin wildlife will kill them. Have you seen how deadly their animals are?

He is entirely right

you have a blank check aussie cunt

I forget that other countries don't have an equivalent of our national guard.
When we talk about the strength of our army we don't even include include those numbers.

This
And
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The problem with Australia is you need to do a multi front invasion. The West will never surrender just because you take the East. You arguably need to take the North to stage West and East. The whole thing is the world's biggest logistical nightmare. You would need to orchestrate a multipoint invasion on the east coast: Sydney/Brisbane, while also sending forces to Darwin and possibly Perth. You cant just invade Melbourne, because you need to swing around the entire continent. You cant just walk into Canberra because its inland. The population density of Australia makes it a shitshow to conquer it. You also definitely don't want to Take Perth and Darwin and push through the country, that's the worst idea you could have.

So you blockade us, we surrender, you put troops on the corners and then they get stabbed in the throat or blown up for months and years. Eventually the resistance is so high and you're funnelling all this money and manpower into an occupation that you don't need to do. Because you already own so much of the country and its resources as it is.

im saying they would do mandatory civil defense training

Our overlords are terrified of us even tweeting bad jokes on twitter nevermind giving us free military training without sending us to die.

hunt the cunt

Let them try, it's time for war. Grab the bug spray.

Why have a war?
Just move enough of your people to a country and take over positions of power
Make said country pay for it too lol
Save time money and people

based chang
fuck the roos, fuck the emus and fuck bruce

America would be harder because there's genuinelly a ton of people (almost 400 million) and it's far away from anything. Owning tons of guns can help but even without them the logistics alone would be a nightmare.

Australia is right next to China but there's tons of islands inbetween it. Harder part of attacking Australia won't even be Australia itself but the Philipines and Japan helping it. Even worse if Malaysia helps.

Australia by itself isn't a challenge but if they get enough help it can be like the ukraine if not stronger thanks to natural barriers.

forget that other countries don't have an equivalent of our national guard.

They do, they're called the territorials here and the Reserve army in Oz.

He wants mandatory service.

The problem with this thesis is they don't have a surplus population anymore. The 'Asian invasion' of the 1990's and 2000's is not demographically possible, which is why Indians have replaced Chinks as the most source of migrants in Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. They can't "do" settler colonialism for that reason.

What third world countries has China ever rolled over?
The last war they fought was when they tried to invade Vietnam after we left and they got beat worse than we did.
They share a fucking land border.

I'm cutting your centerlink.
Long live the CCP. Glory to China and lord XI.

Australia is right next to China

No it's not.

it's not right next to china in any way that matters. between it and australia is thousands of miles of hostile areas that are crawling with US and friendly airbases, US and australian subs, etc. They would lose their invasion force almost guaranteed before it got to australia.

Tibet.

Australia is one of the world's most food-secure nations. It produces far more food than it consumes, largely due to its efficient, export-oriented agricultural sector.

Population: ~26 million

Food produced: Enough to feed ~70 million people

Food exports: Over 70% of Australia's agricultural output is exported

Thats exactly why i must become the Supreme leader of Australia.

Holy shit I thought delta p was bad what the fuck.

yawn, china won't do shit

Iraq is closer to China then we are to China we are people forget how empty our part of the world is

Not to mention it's no secret their navy is primarily focused on costal vessels.

The creator of this webm clearly has a sick and twisted sense of humour much like me.

ts easier to just surround the island. Australia is dependent on imports of medicine, alloys, fuel and food

An island we barely remember produces more than half the world's medical opium supply, fuel is complete non-issue if we have war with China, the supply contract would be void leading to extreme surplus here.

Our metal production is a pain point for sure, but war time would quickly rectify that and the whyallla steel works is techncially operational again

It's easy, just establish air superiority over 7.7M km^2 of airspace in a location requiring 7400km supply lines

Establish temporary harbours 7400km from home and protect massive amounts of forces in sea transit over 7400km.

Also to note, reinforcements might have trouble reaching Australia, so they might just nuke your home base instead.

They invaded a nation of literal pacifists.
They should be wiped out for that alone.

Scarnon gals? how yas goin?

EXCUSE ME CAN YOU PLEASE REPEET? I NO UNDERSTAND

i'll tell you how it goes

china takes darwin

ADF retreats to the centre (North/south wise)

ADF waits until summer hits

changs getting eaten left and right by salties

NORFORCE taking scalps left and right

USA/UK/NZ(lol)/Canada all land in vic/SA and south WA. push forward and chang dies.

ends up with China being owned by Japan, USA, Philipines and Vietnam, Hong Kong back to the UK

Im fairness to them the ROC had the same claims against Tibet. Never was in a position to putsue them however.

Poor Tibet.

a foreign force can gain local air superiority

their planes would be blown out of the sky before they could even enter our airspace

set up a temporary harbour to offload forces

their ships would be sunk before they even crossed into our waters

australia wont have any weapon with a long enough distance

yes we do

the only way australia can be conquered is if the government were pressured to import millions of migrants from third world countries, thus gradually turning australia itself into a third world country

oh wait, thats already happening
why didnt she mention that?

Immigrants aren't necessarily loyal to the mother country, they left for a reason

The problem with the blockade plan, is exactly the same thing as the first post you quoted, except the logistics problem isn't a land based one but now on sea.

Blockades need supply lines to maintain. How do you blockade the southern ports without logistics having to sail down Australia's extensive coastline. In a flipside to the first plan, Australia's "weakness" becomes it's greatest strength to the blockade strategy as stopping supplies getting into the country requires a complete encirclement, an insane feat that would quickly fall apart due to the logistical demands it would require.

I don't think people realize how fucking enormous and empty Australia is.

Not for the moment...

BUT if/when they exceed the Strength of the US, whose going to stop them?

Sailing your way

This is the realest truth. All of the Western world has already been conquered.

australia wouldn't even defend itself. the whites there are green/leftist pussies and the rest are asians or streetshitters who have no loyalty to the country and just want gibs

their planes would be blown out of the sky before they could even enter our airspace

And only two carriers. Both old Soviet designs. A third in production.

China is only threatening you because of the AUKUS deal where we (the US) get to occupy the ocean around Australia to counter Chinese growth in the region.

Even Malcolm Turnbull called it a stupid deal before you call me a Chinese shill

The US will nuke them on Australian soil to defend Pine Gap

Why invade when it's cheaper to buy off your elites? That's what they did here in Canada?

Chink plan: let's invade a place in the desert to fuck ourselves logistically.
Have no access to water in desert.
Become delirious from thirst.
Eventually arrive at population center.
Get destroyed.

Yes. Very smart China man

china isnt threatening australia, this is some twitter premium clown posting engagement bait for elonbux

our current government desperately wants to be chinas #1 partner and break away from the US and the commonwealth as well. they believe australia has the potential to be a world superpower but is being held back by the US/UK. i actually believe thats true. if they got what they wanted, wed be an economic superpower, sure, but the whole country would look like india.

Chinese are always talking mad shit

Chinks don’t realize that Matildaland is where everything that crawls, squirms, buzzes around, or slinks, will kill you.
Good luck.

Even Malcolm Turnbull

Labor-lite is one of the most hated PMs on principle.

They have their plants in Australia already, their chicom party members and military background having asses in politics = chicom spies. Its a fun fact not many seem to know. If there's a chinese with military background doing civilian things overseas with two nationalities... Guess what? They are a spy.

Fuck off we're full.

That's the way the world works these days, war doesn't pay when both sides have modern weaponry
but scaring people about it gets money transferred from the treasury to arms manufacturers so there's always a lobby for more military spending and arms races

Yeah because they're so inconspicuous and not known about by the military.

What're the going to do with the abos? Hahahahahaha.

Chinese forces after occupying 80 mile beach and realising there is no drinkable water for 1000km in any direction and the carrier group is not coming back

Mfw when I reached the last panel

Most Australians are fat, lazy suburbanites

30% are 1st generation migrants who would probably leave rather than defend Australia (low national pride and identity)

guns owned by citizens are mostly shotguns and small caliber, small magazine rifles

military heavily reliant on the US to the point we're probably not self-reliant anymore

hardly any fuel reserves

move to solar and wind means our energy grid is reliant on Chinese manufacturing

pretty much everything we use other than food is produced overseas, mostly by China

We'd get rolled easy as piss and most Australians wouldn't even put up a fight.

b-but my ANZAC spirit

rural Australia would be the hardest to control but due to the geography(very flat with no where to hide) and small population it would still be pretty easy to control. They only place you could operate a guerrilla force would be along the eastern coast great divide where it's hilly with bush and rain forest.

>guns owned by citizens are mostly shotguns and small caliber, small magazine rifles

there's a million + SKSs and other assorted semi autos buried in people's backyards around the country.

Just bring enough cold beer and us lazy entitled cunts will barely lift a finger.

Bring warm beer on the other hand....

Remember when China sailed 3x warships around Australia and they Australia media shat their pants for the entire week?
It was litterally just a Type 054A (Frigate) and a Type 055 (Destroyer) and a supply ship.
Btw these 2 ships alone had more than half of the VLS cells in the entire Australian Navy.
(There was probably a submarine but we cant confirm or deny).

Yeah, it was an overreaction. Not an actual strategic threat.

Yeah sounds about right that our national defense policy is hoping a bunch of cunts buried semi-autos 30 years ago.

us lazy entitled cunts

Yeah it was an overreaction but its pretty much said and done that Australia can get bombed to shit and there's nothing you can do about it.
China pretty much owns the SCS at this point so you should play nice with your neighbors.

Australia can get bombed to shit and there's nothing you can do about it.

Other than the fact you'd be dragged into the war.

they're going to die in the desert, assuming they can get past our navy in the phillipines sea kek

How do they imagine they'd maintain a supply chain from fucking China? Hardest thing about invading Australia is invading every island up to PNG first

Well for now the US would defend Australia but I am not sure how long that relationship will last? Who knows in 10-15 years and how far we are willing to push this isolation position, while China (at the current pace) is looking to pull ahead of the US militarily pretty soon. Not sure how the US will react to that or how aggressive China will be.
Rumors say China might have to make an example out of the Philippines and bitch-slap rape them. Since they are shaping up to be the next Ukraine.

the (((students))) are bullied at public transit centres by lads, they'd piss themselves if asked to do anything

Most Americans would welcome any formal invading army as liberators and would celebrate that someone has come to free them from their government.
Both left and right wing extremists would actively aid them in their takeover.

but I am not sure how long that relationship will last?

Indefinitely retard.

someone should translate this to chinkese
they'd probably try to eat them all anyhow

Live streamer runs over chinese dog and keeps driving

kick.com/sam/clips/clip_01JWD1FKKVAPD92CWCZ28EQ8KP

Why would china ever invade any western nation when they can just freely buy land and secure political power without a shot fired?

kick.com/sam

Yes please, I can imagine the amount of bugwoman I would have access to yummy

Even if he's right, wtf is his problem? lol. China talks a lot of shit about people they're not in war with. I don't understand it.

Imagine giving thousands of suicidal white Aussie men a reason to live again.

All Australia needs is a bunch of land and sea based missile systems and we'd be golden.
Also a mutual defense alliance with Philippines + Vietnam + Singapore + Indonesia would be able to keep China in check as well.

The creator of this webm clearly has

seen a lot of Live Leak videos

filtered by bants
hate to see it

Journalists are low IQ morons who know nothing about anything including the stories they write about.

haven't lived in australia for almost a decade but would gladly go back to btfo china in a war

Why would they invade? They already bought the fucking place.

Australian government is investing billions in a domestic missile industry and its been theorised we could build a nuke in 6 months.

build a nuke in 6 months

God Bless CSIRO

This would be so fucking funny
Imagine the billions they would spend on this invasion only to be hindered at every step by fucking bogans
The insectoid mind cannot comprehend the average Australian man's defiance and will to shitpost to the very end

chinks are just arrogant in general
they haven't been in a major conflict since the 70s, they've got the inexperienced training the inexperienced

Ive seen the actual videos of a few of them, theyre real events

have a crack m9

The Emu > the Insectoid

kek really, this chink probably watched Saving Private Ryan and thinks pulling off a D-Day operation is easy

hmm, all you gotta do is spam transports and zerg rush the machine guns, if america could do it so could we!

in reality it took tons of planning and uncertainty and unparallel cooperation between multiple nations, had the relative element of surprise, and even then a little bad weather nearly fucked the whole operation. and that was just a short jaunt across the channel, not thousands of nautical miles with days of travel time. many times these sort of invasions are massive failures.

Yet another reason why we need to start the ground work for a nuclear energy industry now.
That would also make as energy independent and if we produce a shit load of electricity would also make automated manufacturing cheaper.

This, although... maybe they'd pogrom the streetshitters. Anyhow it's not like they don't already have an organised, standing army already in country. So let the cunts try it and they'll find out the hard way that Australia isn't just cities and tourist attractions. At least it would be a happening

You're have the largest uranium reserves globally, it's nothing short of sabotage that you haven't jumped on that already.

Awww - Zhou DaShuai sounds like a Wumao (ie a Chinese foreign interference troll)

Don't give them oxygen

五毛滾開

This, i'll happily zap chinks, might hit a few shitskins too as my aim might wander some.

nothing short of sabotage

I was going to say it feels like your government is holding you back for chink money

They should invade every single country in Asia because all of them are rightfully chinese clay

Herro? Herro? Sum ting wong??

m8 they already own half the country why even bother invading lol just buy the other half

No such thing as a chinese Australian, anon -two wongs don't make a White.

Same goes for Russia in Europe
All of them belong to Russia
We need to bring back a combined communist force

Thanks for that newsflash, suckshinder, noted.

I think we can come to an agreement, cede all abo territory to the chinks and let them figure out the problem.

Lel

Don't be a bitch go put them down. America has your back.

We really should have properly invested in the Navy 30 years ago. Because of all the reasons you and the previous poster said you just need a navy well equipped enough to basically defend the main ports and stall them.

Tiny dicked chink seeths at having to live in a 3rd world shithole while Whites reside within beautiful nations. These colonized bugs are just as sad as niggers.

Would honestly welcome my chinese overlords with open arms, don't see any downsides compared to status quo but realistically, even if we put up no defence and continued to supply them with trade, trying to launch an amphibious invasion of Australia from mainland China would be an expensive logistical nightmare.

If China gets involved in any kind of war, it immediately makes micromanaging 1B people a lot more difficult.

Did you know pine gap was built to cover over a crashed ufo that's too big to move?

Okay, so Australia encourages more people to move to population centers, acquires nukes, then uses them against any said occupied territory. If it’s just desert anyways, nothing is lost.

TLDR: Have nukes, protect vital areas with conventional weapons. Use nukes on own territory if occupied by large enemy force.

Yeah, one of the strategies we have wargamed for if China or Russia ever piss us off bad enough is to basically just give you guys and a bunch of other countries nukes.

Australia has nukes dawg

Chang as usual, never stops to ask practical questions like "why is Australia populated like this in the first place? Have fuckin fun lads.

My guys tell me it's most likely Northern Australia that will be attacked

wtf would you do bruce, you gave all your guns up willingly. the bugmen would destroy you

They are too scared to take my guns

What's even more retarded is we already have about 4 government departments/regulatory bodies whose work revolves around nuclear which includes a few 1000 people working in science and research on nuclear tech.

Well i thought the emus were in charge running the shadow government after that massive bloody defeat so the bugman need to negotiate with the birdman

Aussies deserve it for being such fucking dickheads
China needs to install a puppet government lead by an abo supremacist
Make you degenerate freaks seethe until you get a fucking aneurism

My guys say its not even Aussie targets being hit. They would be taking over the Philippines before getting to Australia however. All apart of the first Island chain. China can afford to spread out there forces with there main power and almost endless production capacity. America cannot without a deep draft 20-30 million.

deep draft 20-30 million

The zoomers were designed for war

Yeah sounds about right that our national defense policy is hoping a bunch of cunts buried semi-autos 30 years ago.

lol

China has never won a war though. The Japanese waylayed them on China's home turf.

Cool beans mate, wake me when you take Taiwan.

I sleep for eternity

Not my problem

Worse its going to be between 23-39. Whatever you read online is not accurate.

America is good at war anyway you slice it

Also, if China invades Australia, the United States is going to come in to stop that shit. All jokes aside, Bruce is actually one of our actual greatest allies. And of course the UK can muster some force as well. Fucking with the Anglosphere is suicide.

Mandatory 12 month military training of all citizens

Shut the fuck up pine gap glownigger. No one is fighting your shitty war. You get the rope first

they literally cant. and its not even because america would step in, but because china couldnt get troops across the strait. same with australia. thats one of the things that makes us unconquerable (militarily); were not landlocked.

Yeah they choose that age range since most kids have there bachelors done around 22-24 so they are expecting more people to dump there youth into college before getting picked up for the draft. The high school education is so bad that this is now required.

Its not going to be an easy war but it sure aint going to be a quick one. 6-8 year projections from top military academies, colleges and think tanks.

KYS you WEAK leftist green supporting piece of shit.

Faggots like you would rather we be invaded, then teach our country men to defend us.

Chinese officials have admitted theyve lied about population numbers for decades and they have 290 million chinamen tops in mainland china.

50 years of famine and enforced 1 child policy fucked them and i will laff.

We import fuel and chemicals idiot. We can’t farm if supply lines are cut and there’s no electricity to pump water or fertiliser

NZ(lol)

our 1 boat will be critical in an Australian theater

Its just banter my aussie frens

you are a chink

Nothing to defend mate. Cope, seethe and dilate Canberra troon. No one is showing up to your war.

Simple as

He's only trolling bro

Remember ?

They just need a land force to move around thre coasts with support from the sea. China produces more boats in a week than all of nato does in a year. The tiny little guy with a billion military aged and trained and supplied personnel behind him has probably worked out the logistics.
Why would he even pretend?
Why would you?

Based if true but are you fucking retarded?

Ok but have they considered the logistical nightmare of moving their troops through the abbo land?

Kek. We don’t care. Government let you buy all the houses and farmland anyway. Wake me when they change the flags

You mean 26 million DISARMED Aussies.
Kek.
Except I'm fucking Canadian.
Unkek.

Yeah Ausfailians are white pajeets with their uppity arrogance that is totally undeserved. I hope the Chinese do the needful

China produces more boats in a week than all of nato does in a year.

Yeah, boats. Exactly. Not blue-water naval ships. Anglosphere naval power is unmatched.

the resistence

Kek, aren't you filled with chink immigrants already?

This hypothetical is completely ridiculous. Australia’s military is minuscule because Australia has no enemies, full stop. The chinks are the group that the kikes have designated as our enemies have negative motivation to carry out this piece of fan fiction.
Think about it. The chinks invade the east coast for what reason? To take control of the fake and gay part of our economy and ignore the natural resources that have actual value? Those same resources that they already buy up for a fraction of what an invasion and occupation would cost.
If you ask me missile based defences are best for Australia simply because it’s not a country that ever needs to fight an offensive war.

Gun control

In Australia

With all that deadly shit there

If I'd lived there I'd fucking whack the entire Australian parliament on the mere suspicion that they would be putting my life in danger out of malicious intent.

Fuck those chinks, god bless israel and god bless the jewish oligarchy.

This is the same person. Five eyes troons busy boys. No one is showing up to your war niggers. Get the abos and they/thems to defend the country. It’s theirs anyway.

Not
My
Problem

So you blockade

and then the USN comes in SWINGING DICK and looking for tight azn boipucci to fuck.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG THEM 11 INVH NAVAL GUNS, IMMA GOOONA BLOW!!!!

Australia has no enemies, full stop

The US DOD and Israel is our enemy retard pay attention. FF incoming

Nothing to defend

CHINK DETECTED.

cuckstralians are fuckin even worse than the retarded faggots who live here, remember the covid camps there hahahahaha. FUCK asis

Suuuuure... Can't even take taiwan.

The destroyer could fire 112 cruise missiles with 1000lb heads (nuclear or conventional)

Thats a strategic bit of gear that could cripple a fair few airfields ports etc even with conventional warheads.

That's not to say it would be that difficult to sink the thing but it's indicative of the kind of toys the Chinese navy has. These ships were only built in the last 10 years.

In terms of New Zealand a single such ship could probably cripple all of the nations ports and airfields if it attacked and was not sunk

So bomb china then you pathetic roofucking welfare kweens, does the USA have to do everything for you cuck retards?

does the USA have to do everything

yes or someone else will

live under chinese control or in a totalitarian shithole?

If that's the case, then so be it. Maybe Chinese imperialism will be the thing to finally wake up the west.

What is there to defend? White hate? Gay marriage? Misinformation bills? jews? They/them and abos running everything and taking my money and telling me the country isn’t mine and I don’t belong here? Full of jeets and niggers on machete rampages?

Nah dog. Nothing to defend. I welcome the new chink overlords

You took their fucking guns away you useless cunt. They can't even defend themselves from you Jack booted covid goons, what the fuck are they going to do about China?
Mght as well boost up and miss the show.

Thanks for Operation Warp Speed and the jew niggerfaggotry now fuck off we’re full

fuckin kek

Whilst not wanting downplaying the serious deficiencies of our current defence posture, I do remember that the chinks got BTFO by jeets in some Himalayan fisticuffs in recent times so I doubt those bugmen would stand a chance against an army of Bruces with the home-ground advantage.

I welcome the new chink overlords

We will do you ONE favour and thats getting rid of all jeets, thats it

Yeah I’m gonna use a firearm against an ICBM or EMP attack or supply chain shut down. Listen to yourself idiot

Kek.
Not sure what's more sad, that you actually believe this garbage, or think anyone else will.

Still too full of ignorant hubris to understand how obvious your shilling is to anyone not (((you))).

Deal, I'm now on team xShe regarding the roofucker problem, hope he drags it out so you suffer longer you retarded subject.

Japan taught you that teenage angst and super powers will solve everything so long as you believe in the power of friend ship.

Kek

Try it chink. We'll send the emus at you and other horrors you cannot comprehend.

Shut the fuck up, Ling. 1989

Uh, yeah I think not being under CCP occupation is actually worth fighting for. It's bad enough being under CCP influence.

You have no idea how hated your government and military is. Any one of you thinking you can spin shit about it to anyone around the world is deeply hated. We are all victims of your bullshit for decades

look at the Great Emu war, having fucking machineguns wouldn't save you.

China invading would have nothing to do with jews in the US. The chinks are expansionist disgusting bug people. I've seen what they've done to Canada. Not quite as bad as Indians but they're close. You're a chink.

You're retarded if you think my mocking your joke of a country for disarming its population, then mocking my own, means I'm a glowie.
Oh, that's right, 80% of every post on here is (((hook nose short dick child mutilating paedophiles))).
Who's kvetching who, eh?
Australia, like Canada, is already owned by China.
Or what, you didn't notice who runs all your big mines?
Kikes, I tell you, every damn time.

Nope. No one is fighting for shit. Now fuck off. Not dying in a trench for the jew

It's bad enough being under CCP influence.

Yeah right, the CCP sent all the jeets to your country. You really just deserved it at the end of the day.

You're a fucking chink. You'll have your yellow throat slit by Bruce the second Xinnie tries any shit.

the Great Emu war

neat

Yes the jews are ALSO bad you disgusting bug person.

Don't care convict, hope the chinks cook your baby on the barbie right in front of you. xShe is your master now bitch, and you won't do shit to stop him.

we aren’t disarmed

no one is fighting your war

Not
My
Problem

speak for yourself jew

No one is fighting the war. No one is showing up

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Nope. Because we are not going to fight for the jew. If he wants it he can take it. Send the troons it’s their country

You fucking retard, they don't want thr country for for you useless clot shotted slaves, they want your pit mines. They ain't nuking those, that's armed assault only, retard.
But yeah, tell us again how guns are useless, (((anon))).

The wildlife will. Chinks will try to catch various small animals to eat then end up finding out. Then there's the emus...

its ONE of the buildings built to cover a ufo crash.

the big fuck hotel in pyongyang is another.

nobody cares what you have to say meme faggot. real white men enjoy Bruce's charms. You sound like a chink thats been bullied.

I’m not Chinese idiot. I’m not fighting for the jew. No one is you seething glownigger kek

White men you must join the military now you have to defend our beloved immigrants, new Germans, new Australians, new Canadians, new English and etc. they need you

You took their fucking guns away you useless cunt.

There's more guns in private hands than there ever was before the buyback scheme you dipshit.

Boost up, botfarmer.
Won't be long now.

Is this dead chink storage?

It's the Raid.

Australia's ecology is like it's own natural defense.

If you're not willing to gut chinks invading your own soil I'll assume you're a high estrogen zoomer.

Hardly most of that shit can be avoided. Asia has some nasty animals since they mostly live in the jungles.

They already own the mines. We happily trade with them. Still not fighting for the jew dying on a mine site to defend Twiggy Forrest’s empire kek

Imagine that. “Anon we need you to man a trench around a mine so some rich net zero asshole on a yacht can protect his mining assets.”

NOPE

This. The noguns psyop is a NRA meme for US boomers to feel superior while they are flooded with niggers and their country collapses kek

Assume all you want I don’t mind. Not my problem

That account is apparently a chick so you just know she's frothing for a girthy Aussie cock. She's also extremely based when it comes to jeets, some of her tweets are hilarious.
We are only in China's sights because they know we are small but would offer a massive headache in their own backyard. This attention is an unintentional acknowledgement that we make them ass mad without even trying. But they do have legitimate security concerns to their own mainland when it comes to poos. So hopefully they take their small dick insecurities out on Pajeet. I'd much rather live in a world with a completely destroyed India than China.

Really? You'll have to work a little harder than that. Your gun laws have been retarded for 30 years already, and your population has what, doubled?
Fucking kvetching again. It never ends.
Like Canada, less percentage of people own guns, but those that had them legally before kept buying more.
How's the ammo supply, (((dundee)))?

Lmao. Do chinks really think they could just stroll into Australia with hostile intent and not draw the ire of the rest of the western world? It's too bold, and in your face for the Chinese and they know it. They don't want physical confrontation with the collective force of western super powers, and i bet with some concessions and leniency on the Ukraine issue, we could flip Russia to our side as two growing super power nations cant occupy the same continental land mass without inevitable conflict.

with what men? china doesnt have a fraction of their claimed billion plus bugmen after the famines+cannibalism, cultural revolution,1 child and escalators.

I'd much rather live in a world with a completely destroyed India than China.

Why not both?

This is a ccp agent in Vancouver

They're not talking about trading with you dumbfuck. They want to invade you.

Sounds like aussies need to do a little house cleaning. Remember, every zipperhead is an enemy that wants you and your family dead.

Not dying in a trench at a mine site. Not my problem

The average age of chinese citizen is almost geriatric.

India will take care of CHYNA, unironically lol.
We will be chilling and not worried

Why are you chinks still so butthurt over the opium problem in your country? Forget that, why the fuck did China even have an opium problem? Nobody else had an opium problem. It's like a stronger version of weed, you just smoke it and chill and have a waking dream. Oh wait, you don't dream. Dreaming requires imagination. Like, you lil yellow niggas can't even handle opium? Really? Shit, try meth sometime. Pussies. Never fuck with a country that has a meth problem.

There undesirables account for the millions. Not to mention they will be dragging Africans, Central Asians and the likes off of the streets like russia has in these other countries all in the name of mercenary armies. Lets not also forget that there currently losing there jobs to Indians and south east Asians so there going to have to get rid of these jobless sooner than later.

Ok officer how’s the weather at Eglin

Why not both?

Because you cant. Why defend the status quo when you are right now heading for certain hell? Whatever makes you happy man.

Oh no, our government would stop being half chinese/half jewish and would just be chinese.
Anyway.

Well, that's fair. Not like it matters anyway. The Chinese already lost the high ground in space.

You're an idiot then, this doesn't end with the Chinese taking over and pinning a white monkey comrade pin on your chest. You will be shot, and your lifeless body will be rolled into the same mass graves that your neighbors will eventually occupy, you gutless fucking pussy lmao.

As to your picture it’s the shabbos goys

I ain't fighting any wars either, but when war starts, the just in time supply chain disintegrates.
So there goes every iota of community, if there's any left after covid.
And with less resources the world over, the invaders won't be leaving any of you potential 'terrorists' around to fuck shit up.
You won't need guns for defence, you'll need them for survival.

There's a very much non-zero chance of India and China going at it. Take the jew out of the equation after that and the world is immediately a better place. China had their chance to not act like yellow jews. They threw that away.

6% of the Australian population is Chinese.

If you flipped this, it's like China having 77 million Australians in China.

Can China join?

OH NO
ANYWAY

India cant even defeat Pakistan despite being on the same technology level, and 3x the population. Don't count on the street shitters to bail anyone out, when the time comes they won't even be able to bail themselves out.

We get it, youre a chink diaspora crypto shitskin poster

that too. I can smell a scam, and their numbers stink like the lolocost numbers. I've seen videos taken by a chink i know of when he went to the ancestral home in china. nothing but ruins and skeletons. they rented a diesel landcruiser and ran through close to 80 gallons of diesel on one trip and saw not a soul in any of the towns where they claimed people were.

thanks for explaining why its easier to just buy real estate and businesses than do a military invasion

are you going to the nexf black mask flag holding rally with Thomas and Joel?

Threatens

Half of the Aussie flags here are chinks. Dumb cunts already sold their country to chinks 20 years ago just like my country

Kek nope. Your pathetic projection won’t work on me. No one is showing up for your war. Not now. Not in 5 years.

Here's a question for you, (((anon))): how many boosters have they made you take at the botfarm, and how many times have you caught covid?

Talking about guns, war, fighting, when you already lay down and pulled the trigger and killed yourself 'for the greater good/to get back to normal' 4 years ago.
That's pretty funny.

Take the jew out of the equation after that and the world is immediately a better place

really leafbro, you are in no position to take out anything by yourself, you arent a player at all

What in the fuck are you kvetching about now? Imagine when all of those things dry up because China.

Pureblood. Not fighting for this cuntry after what they did to me during the mandates. Not now, not ever

Truely do wonder if the chinks were dumb enough to use there own DNA in creating the COVID virus. I heard some horrific estimates from various ground reports stating that china could have easily lost 30 million people in addition to the ones that starved and ate there neighbors.

Canada won't be around in 5 years. The Americans are colour revolutioning the place. Can't have the chinks on their doorstep anymore.

LOL. We know you fucking chink, youre the enemy within the ranks, hidden and waiting for your orders to strike. Typical yellow demon, you should be killed and everyone who looks like you it Australians ever want to be safe again.

Pandemics are fake and jewish

Billions must die starting with australia

They do this every 28 days. China is on its rag and will probably try some shit by 2026/27 but it will end up being embarrassing for them.

Most of the damage that will occur in Australia will be

retards panic buying because some National Park got shelled from the sea

somehow we manage to not refine any oil

Otherwise we have been buying up Worst Korean weapons systems and this will probably just turn into a skirmish and a naval blockade because most people in the region are sick of China throwing their weight around.

plot twist: UK morons let go of the Chagos, an important jump off point

Russia wants an airbase in Indonesia because of course it does

Shit will get spicy kids so start prepping and get friendly with your neighbours

Shut up Germoid, we beat you in the desert and the Japs in the jungle before any other Allied nation did. We will drink the blood of every crying Chinaman with a plastic helmet on. Just like in Korea.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kapyong

59 killed to 6,000 Germoid

That's what happens when you're history's Protagonist.

based leaf

Calm down and go get yourself a cup of disgusting American coffee Eglinigger

the chinks i knew said china was an empty desolate hell said it in 2009. they said the chinks in china all went to the cities because the countryside was nothing but starvation.

You'll be ok. Canadians are just another variation of American, you can deny it but at the end of the day we were always in this together.

That number probably refers to citizen status not ethnicity (aka 6% are chinese citizens). Chinks with Australian citizenship are still on team China.

European peoples are the only people on earth that can actually put up a fight. Every time we get into it with another nation's military we crush them. The terrorism and insurgencies are a pain in the ass, but the actual militaries goes down like they're target practice. That's why Russia and Ukraine are such a brutal war. Either one of those countries could beat a nonwhite country. It's also why Israel is so dominant in the middle east, most of their combat leadership are kikes from Europe with tons of Slavic and Germanic and Mediterranean DNA mutted into their genes. Japan can give a good fight too, but that's because they have a very European style of military arts, and a lot of intelligence and guts.

posted in the wrong thread lulz

China could make this happen in 20 years.

Lmao you oulong tea sipping nigger, go eat bugs and tell us all about it.

I have absolutely zero problem with it. Canada died with Trudeau the 2nd and has been on life support since HK 1997 and the subsequent flood of mainland dollars following the HK dollar.

Take all your bouncers and scaffolders and sic them on the chinese I reckon they would take on at least 3 each. Aus is 2% kiwis so it balances out

fine aussie cunt I will do that

youtube.com/watch?v=ISVORigXxlg

Why invade when they are already conquering you?

Are you Chinese?

Their plan to divert rivers in Tibet to Xinxiang might actually kick off that India/China conflict.

youtube.com/watch?v=VZSM4-lYZzQ

I agree, I'm not afraid of China or 1 billion inexperienced effeminate middle aged men. We could crush them, and buck break their spirit before they could ever even mobilize their entire population.

India cant even beat Pakistan lol. They have no chance against China.

youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ55IZZx_s

Kek at all the seething glowniggers itt thinking personal insults will make people fight for this shithole. Up your game retards. You have no idea what you created with the covid mandates. We are never engaging with society again and don’t give a fuck about this cuntry or anything you say. Stay mad bitches

poo in loo. also go away white people are talking

They don't have to win. They just have to nuke China, take out their dams.

youtube.com/watch?v=EWOBYGC9JJI

Nah Indian can make things shitty for China in the mountains, and maybe lob some nukes

self importance

grandiose delusion

subscribed to over 50 IIA operations and limited hangouts

Shut up faggot, your "dissidence" is astroturfed itself

True... but why hasnt Egypt done the same with the Nile and Ethiopia?

I hope they try.

Last I checked the Nile was still flowing. That changes, Egypt will roll in the tanks.

shut up you idiot its arrogance like this that gets people killed we need to start seeing china as a serious threat and not hide behind some cucked alliance in which the US will probably not even care about anyway (they dont even know we exist only when they need something)

Egypt is unironically gonna be a big deal this century, I thought they were just watermelon sellers but watch this space.

The emus are fucking giant chickens it's also not just aussies here either why are emus so fucking dumb

Yes. But we need oil refineries. We can't sustain a war effort on 30 days oil plus what the US is allegedly storing for us

Whats going on in Egypt?

Seriously after kicking out there rebels with the military and establishing better relations with Europe we might finally see Egypt become a major player like Iraq was and Iran/Saudi arabia is now. They have well educated people and a well trained military that even American mechanized commanders talk about learning from.

Overpopulated, dirty, hungry but the flipside is loads of increasingly educated human capital. There are going to be more Egyptians born between now and 2100 than Russians or WASP Americans.

100%

Sounds weird but I actually think they're planning on ditching Islam and going back to their ancient religion.

So theyre a safe and prosperous nation?

And they're welcome to it.

the US will probably not even care

I will have a thousand bugmen slaughtered just for thinking about touching aussie soil

who let the chinks and jeets in?

Jews. The Century Initiative and other subversive white hating nation wreckers.

What about the vast amounts of Chinks already there, reckon they would fight for aus? I reckon not.

then you have found the root.
get rid of the root and the parasite will die.

Yes the jew is doing a very good job at going through the cycle of chutzpah leading to shoah times so that's looking optimistic.

Kek stay mad jabbed faggot. Itsa me! Mariocarditis!

He's missing a key part that the millions of disgusting chinks here would support him. And we deserve it for importing all these filthy browns to begin with

we need to start seeing china as a serious threat

No. “We” do not need to pay attention or care about any of this jewish nonsense

The fear mongering is yucky.

China is saving the world.

Mariocarditis

kek kek kek

Cool

You wouldn't do shit, we may have a big desert but we aren't jews.

The navy is ridiculously underfunded and understaffed. Most ships in the small fleet we have sit at port idle because they lack the manpower to sail them. Not to mention there's only two resupply logistics ships in the entire fleet.

Do any of you see a sign that says "dead chink" parking lot?

Mfw tried to join the navy before leaving to the US

Got the highest possible score on the aptitude test and finished 15 minutes early

get told to fuck off and don't come back unless im brown or a woman

kek, I don't hope australia gets invaded that'd be gay but I do hope canberra gets nuked

Do Chinese want to be hated?

Weren't Aussie soldiers manhandling Chinese bugs 5 to 1 during WW2?

You wouldn't do shit

I have a record of "doing shit" kek go ahead call and ask for Big Moe

I can kill every Chinese on Earth. Pay me jews. Pay up, I know how to kill them all.

Yes Aussies gutted Japs as good as any American Unit on Guadalcanal

You have a record of doing shit for jews and using and subverting non-jews.

....if done far enough away from populated centers...

She doesn't know just how inhospitable our remote ares are.

Aussies were better

What are the downsides of living in Straya?

As good as

80% of the island hopping or so was done by Australian and New Zealander forces, and the Kokoda campaign was entirely Australian, it resulted in the sinking of three aircraft carriers a few days before midway (they were supposed to help)

As good as

If you cunts didn't have big boats no one would even know you were there

You have a record of doing shit for jews

Yes I personally vaccinated 6 million jews now all their hearts will pop

I wish Japan won.
Japan should rise up again and nuke NYC

Jews are immune to it

These chinks have been huffing their own farts ever since the jews moved all the manufacturing from America over to their hive.

Jews made the vaccines and virus to kill Europeans biological war

No jobs

Chink'd and jew'd government

One in ten kids (depends on state) put in fostercare with common excuses such as a speeding ticket or your house being bad, kids sent to rape parties

Police corruption that makes the US look like a fully functioning system (unironically, I dont understand the problem people have with cops here)

high taxes

high cost of living

extremely little upward mobility

Trvke.
Chinks and kikes must both be externinated

We can do it easily

Stop posting this tranny, zoomoid.

I know how to and I wil

this

CCP was created by jews

Total Chink Death Total Kike Death is the plan.
Time for orders.
And then action.

Prepare for action.

We will win.
Heil Adolf Hitler and Jesus Christ.

extremely accurate,
Either you're vpnfagging or you've lived in Australia.

Sounds like the generic "let me tell you about your country" American.

aussie aussie aussie crack that chinks skull wide

I left nearly 10 years ago, I grew up in fostercare and saw the worst of it, I come by occasionally to tell people to get the fuck out as it's only going to get worse

Mfw was living like a mexican for years

Mfw finally legal

Feelsgoodman

Considering writing a book about how australia is under the surface just to attack canberras life points directly

Chinks with Australian citizenship are still on team China.

My friends wife is Chinese. There are two groups, those that are loyal to the CCP and those that want nothing to do with the CCP.

Back to the wickham AFP faggot, you can't do shit

My friends wife is Chinese.

She and your friend are on team China. Race mixers get the rope too.

Yes, our military have an official doctrine called Echidna Stace (an echnida is like a native porcupine) basically it means we are so far away from china all we have to do is attack supply lines and defend. And then our allies show up.

The Chinese residing in the major cities are too soft to form any meaningful armed resistance. Martial law will stop it from happening.

Lack of upwards social mobility is the worse thing about Australia

Could be more proactive but I guess that's why your nation is buying submarines to get ahead of the game.