Who would win in a fight between Zeus and the jew god?

Who would win in a fight between Zeus and the jew god?

the entire dysgenic race jews are paranoid schizophrenics

Well all of Zeus's temples got turned into churches, so there's an answer for you.

If you want something based more on myth an feats here's how it would go

Zeus decides to fight the Jew God

Goes and finds the Jews and sees they're worshipping a big gold cow

turns into a bull and fucks their cow-god to terrorize the Jews

YHWH shows up and thanks Zeus for dealing with that and apologizing that the Jews start worshipping a fucking cow every time he goes to take a piss for five minutes

after lots of drinking Jesus decides he's going to wrestle Zeus

Zeus wins because YHWH's canonical wrestling performances (real thing btw) are pretty sub-par and Jesus isn't much better

Jews have started worshipping a golden calf again while they discuss the rules of the match

Stop shilling your dogshit comics here

Zeus is a nephilim descendant of Azazel.
Azazel followed in the footsteps of Samael the first angel in his rebellion.
God would squish Zeus just like he will squish those canaanites wearing the appearance of Judah.

the jew god can only be defeated by iron chariots and toddler penis blood

I mean the jew god lost to some chariots.

YHWH's canonical wrestling performances (real thing btw) are pretty sub-par

Wait, what?
What is this fanfic?

History.
Did you know the reason God does not intervene physically as the father in the affairs of man is because of the rainbow promose he made to noah?
Thats subconsciously why faggots fly rainbow flags, to mock God for not stopping them.

Jews are not God.

So YHWH at one point does take physical form to wrestle with Jacob, who was running away from his brother Esau after having Jewed him out of his inheritance. Jacob is not physically impressive himself (hence why he's running from his pissed off Chad of a brother) but manages to wrestle YHWH until daybreak until God literally taps out. We can conclude that whatever other skills he has, YHWH probably isn't great at wrestling, although the cardio endurance to go all night is impressive.

Thr power of the jew God is the iron dome bought with American tax payer money.

yahweh is an amalgamation of a bunch of influences from the region but a significant number of them (before monotheistic jews fused him with el) is the indo european sky god
so Jupiter fighting the retarded jewish version of himself, id bet on the white one

Pretty sure the one who fought Jacob was some angel and not yhwh.

Sounds about right lmao.

God literally taps out.

God dislocates Jacob's femur though since Jacob didn't tap.

Clearly the "Jew God" won. Are you that historically ignorant?

read the bible, the god is called el shadai, Jacob had nothing to do with yahweh

None of them are real, so it's just powerscaling for people retarded enough to believe in a magic sky man.

idk who'd win between Gandalf and Dumbledore?

Right now, neither. Assuming they are even still alive, neither is going to be in much shape to do anything. We have produced trillions of tonnes of iron and spread it all over the world. The environment is so choked with iron that absolutely no magic phenomenon can manifest anymore.

Jupiter eventually overthrows Saturn.

Probably the one who destroyed paganism. Zeus exists only in marvel films now

read this to find out

youtube.com/watch?v=Kt4rWLVAW5g

So true sister, the real question is who would win between the Science and our Democracy?

Well considering Jews worship Cronos Zeus won(but was later defeated by Jesus).

Alternatively:
To God this was the equivalent of wrestling with a toddler, and He was testing Jacob's resolve and will, not actually intending to "win" the wrestling match. Does a grandmaster chess player playing a ten year old amateur go all-out? No, he pulls his punches to make the game more "fair", for the love of the game and not in some vain search for victory: his victory is already assured, he just enjoys playing, beating him in ten moves is boring.

We're talking about a being that can unmake reality itself with the barest whisper of a thought. He didn't "lose" a wrestling match with a mortal, he was a Father play-fighting with one of His sons. Only the ghastly hubris of a kike could ever think it was anything other than that, hence why kikes always have all these ridiculous schemes to "fool God".

Zeus is the Jew god.

Zeus is the supreme God

hates humans

withholds forbidden knowledge from them

tries to kill them in a flood.

These are all traits of the old testament God. In Greek mythology the Greeks aren't even descended from Zeus, they are descended from Prometheus, who is chained to the earth by Zeus as a punishment, representing the Greeks chained to the earth spiritually.

Prometheus' son is Deucallion who he warns of the flood and his son is Hellen, father of the Hellenistic peoples.

Meanwhile the caananites that the Judea grew out of worshipped Baal.

Baal was a thunder god who was said to defeat Yom (the god of the sea, poseidon/prometheus) and then mot (god of underworld, hades/osiris) before becoming the supreme God.

they are all just stories of an ancient war and the Jews still claim that original thunder god as their only god.

Zeus is the jew god.

The son of Zeus was the warrior Heracles.
The son of Yahweh was the gay jewish pedophile Jesus.

What do you think?

Some emperors, like Caligula and Nero, even sought to identify with gods, with Caligula famously declaring himself Jupiter, the Roman equivalent of Zeus.

Zeus

No such god.

Tengri also (Mongolian deity) the same

woah is that Jesus casting sunlight spear? Badass

Listen, Ishida, you need to lay off the clergy bashing. You're exposing the jew and pulling back the curtain, I appreciate that. But, clergy bashing is d&c bullshit that only offends people who would otherwise be receptive to your message. It just isn't practical to divide noticers over religion right now, and you aren't exposing the jew's religion but obfuscating it with similtudes to Christianity. Go look at what they actually believe then make a comic.

Mestizos larping as "muh based Aryan LARPagans" really is icing on the cake.

Gandalf

Only uses thaumaturgy

Dumbledore

Has a fucking Phoenix as a PET
It's no contest

YHWH = Typhon quickly dispatched by Zeus with his thunderbolt and yeeted into the Tartarus, where jew worshipers will spend their afterlife with no appeal(Minos spits in their face as they pass by him)

The Holy Trinity shits on everything

Who would win in a fight between Zeus and the jew god?

The fight already happened. God and His people are still going strong, while Zeus exists only between the pages of books.

What are Moloch's powers?

Yahweh and zeus are the same God.

Greeks associated Yahweh with Typhon, who defeated Zeus for a moment.

The Egyptian god Set-Typhon was sometimes depicted with a donkey head and he has also been more explicitly associated with the Jewish god. For example, we have the following passage from Plutarch:

"Those who say that Typhon fled from the battle on an ass for seven days, and having been saved produced sons, Hierosolymus and Judeaus, are at this point clearly dragging Jewish issues into the story." (Plutarch, De Iside et Osiride 363C-D)

Among Seth/Typhon sacred animals were the oryx, the black pig, the donkey, the bull, the turtle, the gazelle, the boar, hippopotamus, and the serpents

Seleucid Antiochus IV Epiphanes saw in Yahweh the "Semitic Typhon" and Judaism as a demonic cult whose purpose was to destroy the cult of the Gods and plunge Humanity into darkness, so he tried to destroy it and reconvert the Jerusalem temple into a center of worship for Zeus

Antiochus issued decrees forbidding many traditional Jewish practices and began a campaign of persecution against devout Jews

Swine were strictly unclean to Jews, but Diodorus wrote, Antiochus "sacrificed a great swine at the image of Moses, and at the altar of God that stood in the outward court, and sprinkled them with the blood of the sacrifice

He commanded likewise that the books, by which they were taught to hate all other nations, should be sprinkled with the broth made of the swine's flesh, he also prohibited circumcision and castration (being considered by the Greeks as a senseless attack on one's own body), and human sacrifices (an allegation of which the Jews were accused since their stay in Egypt)

Lastly he forced the high priest and the other Jews to eat swine's flesh"

What happened next?

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Typhon challenged Zeus for rule of the cosmos. The earliest mention of Typhon, and his only occurrence in Homer, is a passing reference in the Iliad to Zeus striking the ground around where Typhon lies defeated. Hesiod's Theogony gives the first account of their battle. According to Hesiod, without the quick action of Zeus, Typhon would have "come to reign over mortals and immortals"

The defeat of the Gigantes (Giants) by the gods angered Ge (Gaea, the Earth) all the more, so she had intercourse with Tartaros and bore Typhon in Kilikia (Cilicia). He was a mixture of man and beast, the largest and strongest of all Ge's children. Down to the thighs he was human in form, so large that he extended beyond all the mountains while his head often touched even the stars. One hand reached to the west, the other to the east, and attached to these were one hundred heads of serpents. Also from the thighs down he had great coils of vipers, which extended to the top of his head and hissed mightily. All of his body was winged, and the hair that flowed in the wind from his head and cheeks was matted and dirty. In his eyes flashed fire. Such were the appearance and the size of Typhon as he hurled red-hot rocks at the sky itself, and set out for it with mixed hisses and shouts, as a great storm of fire boiled forth from his mouth

When the gods saw him rushing toward the sky, they headed for Aigyptos (Egypt) to escape him, and as he pursued them they changed themselves into animal shapes. But Zeus from a distance hurled thunderbolts at Typhon, and when he had drawn closer Zeus tried to strike him down with a sickle made of adamant. Typhon took flight, but Zeus stayed on his heels right up to Mount Kasion (Casium), which lies in Syria. Seeing that he was badly wounded, Zeus fell on him with his hands. But Typhon entwined the god and held him fast in his coils, and grabbing the sickle he cut out the sinews from Zeus' hands and feet

zeus fucks a horde of yentas

suddenly nephilim everywhere

He played himself

Jew God “Yahweh” has slain all the Aryan Gods and is ruling supreme. So Jew God wins. Strongest God by far, so strong that even most of pol is a worshipper of Yahweh

The jew god

Then, placing Zeus up on his shoulders, he carried him across the sea to Kilikia (Cilicia), where he deposited him in the Korykion (Corycian) cave. He also hid away the sinews there in the skin of a bear, and posted as guard over them the Drakaina (Dracaena) Delphyne, a girl who was half animal. But Hermes and Aigipan (Aegipan) stole back the sinews and succeeded in replanting them in Zeus without being seen. So Zeus, again possessed of his strength, suddenly appeared from the sky in a chariot drawn by winged horses, and with thunderbolts chased Typhon to the mountain called Nysa. There the Moirai (Moirae, Fates) deceived the pursued creature, for he ate some of the ephemeral fruit on Nysa [i.e. the intoxicating grape of Dionysos] after they had persuaded him that he would gain strength from it. Again pursued, he made his way to Thrake (Thrace), where while fighting round Haimos (Haemus) he threw whole mountains at Zeus. But when these were pushed back upon him by the thunderbolt, a great quantity of his blood streamed out on the mountain, which allegedly is why the mountain is called Haimos. Then, as Typhon started to flee again through the Sikelian (Sicilian) Sea, Zeus brought down Sikelia's Mount Aitna (Etna) on him , a great mountain which they say still erupts fire from the thunderbolts thrown by Zeus

According to both Roman and Greek mythology, Vulcan/Hephaestus, the god of blacksmithing, had his forge under Mount Etna

Sophia tries to imitate the original procreative act of the father. This account of Sophia bringing forth by herself seems to reflect ancient gynecological theories about women's bodies and reproduction. In Greek mythology the goddess Hera also imitates Zeus and brings forth a child by herself. According to one version of the myth, the child is the monster Typhon (Pythian Apollo 300-62). According to another, it is the lame deity Hephaistos, whom Hera evicts from Olympus and sends down to the world below (Theogony 924-29)