Why are so many young men balding early these days...

Why are so many young men balding early these days? I’m 33 year millennia oldtroon who’s been posting on Anon Babble since 2008 yet I have a full head of hair and my skin looks young due to never going outside and living as a neet since I was 18. I even get ID’d if I don’t shave my face

I start going to school this summer and some zoomers in my community college classes who are like 18-24 who are already balding or bald and they always get shocked when I tell them my age

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There's an obvious Anon Babble answer so I'm just gonna post this instead.

Why am I balding Anon Babble? Please say something good to stop me from crying

onions

What’s the answer? I’m genuinely curious, if feels people are aging terribly in every part of the world

Actually, there's 2 obvious Anon Babble answers, but the second comes from viewing the timestamp of the r*ddit post. This is gonna be a 1-er. Abandon.

in canada its common for adult males to go bald.

They are gooning nonstop.

I'm 39 and still have the same hairline I did when I was a teenager. Are you sure there are more balding kids now because it sounds like bullshit 2bh

The vax hits harder when youre young

bald? it's over bro

short? it's over bro

not ripped? it's over bro

small dick? it's over bro

The internet is a toxic tool for modern men. Spend as little time on it as possible.

Mate go to any uni campus and you’ll see I’m right. Zoomies are fucked

High levels of cortisol?

stress. it's not only men but also the women. we are creating loads and loads of stress on more and more fronts of daily life and aging our biological systems with excessive stimulus.

people on pol often think boomers are stupid due to lead poisoning but the biggest factor why theyre stupid is because they had like 1/5 of the social/technological/natural selective pressure forcing them to adapt. trendy hairstyles for our grandparents gen lasted for 5-10 years, now there's a new trend every few months. new ground-breaking technology appeared maybe once every couple decades back then, now you go from social media craze in early 10s to AI craze in late 10s. a well-balanced diet was more or less agreed upon by most people, now you have armies of carnitards, vegans, vegetarians, ketoschizos, all giving themselves and each other more completely unnecessary stress. public education is stress, work is stress (especially for men who have to tolerate the emasculating humiliation rituals). people nowadays are forced by life to think TOO much, thought clutter causes stress and ages you like shit.

it's stress

this isn't the 00s anymore, most people are internet users. the internet is real life now, what you see on the internet is what you have in real life.

Are you serious? I'm going to play devil's advocate with myself and assume you're not trawling all of reddit to screenshot and post here. I'm going to assume that r/balding ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DAYS AGO is totally newsworthy and worth killing a thread for.

SIKE
kys

vaxx status?

/thread

Shitty whitoid genes

Ah fuck, baited by the chatbot. Amazing. Well played. Another point to the robots fucking hell. Explains the content of the thread.

Normie are you, I spent 10 years on Anon Babble with no social media

My real life is suicidal. No friends. No women. No luxury. Nobody cares about me if I die. 31, but feels like 81

Cursed life, abused life. Can't even smile. Genius IQ. Life is full sadism though

I live alone, and watch The Dark Knight movie daily for medication

Howz that for you !

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had you been genius IQ you'd figure out how to be happy, but you're retarded

Says the Jeet

I stressed for 10 years while working as a programmer and my hair is fluffy and fine.

it's game time newfag. shit. i just lost the game.
youtu.be/vrffUPteiYw

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First dude and next to last just have big foreheads, your hairline isn’t supposed to be right above your eyebrows lmao

ESL

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26 here with a shit life and severe anger issues (although I'm much better than 5 years ago). Just noticed a few months ago that my hair line is receding like crazy. Once my credit card goes through tomorrow I am getting Finasteride and Minoxidil. I have a prescription already. Praying to God that it will work. Past time for me to really work on my anger issues. That's what I think it is.

I hate Indians so fucking much.

god you say? click the link in

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chlorine dioxide

Pedos are the jews

this isn't the 00s anymore, most people are internet users. the internet is real life now, what you see on the internet is what you have in real life.

the internet is cancer desu
we need to quit while we still can
we still can, can't we?

Stress is unironically killing people, you’re right
Idk about the hair thing but I know a lot of people getting health issues from long term stress, usually over trying to find jobs and stop themselves from going into debt

Idk I am a bald slavshit who has been balding since I was 16yr old, so I shaved my head when I was 20 and other than people thinking I am going to kill them life is good. And I have a gf too so life's good

It's definitely stress, plus a massive sleep-debt, and lack of self-care.

stress

if you think about it... isn't it weird how pretty much everyone is literally addicted to these perpetual stress injections we call "the news". Why would any sane person willfully expose themselves to this cancer on a daily basis? Shit rubs off. I don't care how strong you think you are... it's gonna rub off on you and slowly kill you. Touch grass is the only reasonable way out.

programmer

work

ok

my dinner with andre

this was a typical 36 year old in the 1980s.

In the 1960s, a rallying slogan of the youth movement (not hippies necessarily, but the general youth zeitgeist), was "DONT TRUST ANYONE OVER 30!"

It's always been normal for some guys to go bald in their 30s. It's just that in previous decades the vast majority of 30+ year old men were fathers with multiple children so they were firmly in dad mode and nobody every looked at a guy in his 30s and considered him to be a young person.

30+ was already middle age

50+ was considered an elderly "senior citizen"

70+ was considered practically ancient and most people couldn't even hope to live that long.

pic related, 36 year old dude in mid-80s.

And need I remind you of George Costanza in Seinfeld? He's not even supposed to be 30 in the early seasons

it's good to want to find non-damaging medical or other treatments to reverse or slow balding, because it feels nice to have a full head of hair. But don't pretend like going bald in your 30s is somehow a modern phenomenon

dude that shit wrecks your testosterone and some dudes can't even orgasm properly after starting those drugs. Believe me, being able to fuck bitches and blow fat loads with a thinning hairline is infinitely preferable to having thick hair but being unable to get a boner

interesting, I've also heard beef tallow on the head works

its in your food, vaccines and water supply you fuckin monkey
also genetically Britains have receding hairlines,

bong jizz is in nearly every womb historically and that might be why you're going bald young.

HOW THE FUCK DO 1ST WORLDTARDS GO BALD WHEN ALL TAKES IS A SIMPLE OVER THE COUNTER MEDICATION CALLED >>>FINASTERIDE<<<?
It took until 2020 for that shit to arrive to my shit hole. I'm fucking baffled I was able to stop my balding despite living in a shithole, with language barrier obstacle from doing my own research and with poor as shit income to afford it
All it takes to stop balding now is to go to any search engine and type "how do I stop adrogenetic alopecia" and a then a short trip to the drugstore. Finasteride has been proven to stop balding since like the fucking 80s.

If you go bald in 2025 you're just a knuckle dragging tech-illiterate moron.

I got a hair transplant, took minoxidil, and finasteride.

The minoxidil gave me shortness of breath so I stopped. The finasteride caused me to get post finasteride syndrome which, even a year later, I haven’t completely recovered from. My flaccid dick shriveled up, sensitivity dropped, orgasm sensation dropped, libido dropped. I’m slowly recovering but I’ve never been closer to killing my self as I was the first several months where I had an inert, shriveled, a useless cock that I couldn’t feel. Some dudes don’t recover and actually kill themselves.

Obviously if I could go back in time I would tell myself to stop being such a vain faggot and just shave it

Do not fucking take finasteride if you are reading this

listen memeflaggot... maybe if y'all didn't fuck up the concept of good food...

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nigga just turn off yo phone

unironiccy

Just wear a toupee, nigger.

Getting hair transplant

They were always balding, even more than now. It's that people have bany faces way longer so balding looks unusual on them.

Sometimes it's just genetics. My cousin back in the day went bald at 18. He had a stressful childhood, so that probably didn't help.

That greasy hair

Take a shower first you faggot

Nice cope.

Im gonna give a hope pill here. You can get hair transplants for the cheap in Turkey. Do it early, not later. You can still regain a full head of hair from pretty late, but do it now. Its better. Also no you dont need to take medicine, it castrates you, but you might need a second or third transplant. Which is fine.

Why are so many young men balding early these days?

Too high inhibition or stupid to take finasteride/dutasteride.

most likely diet thats the biggest difference between millenials & gen Z. Energy drinks / sugar are probably the biggest culprits. Not that millenials didn't have bad food too but i think its just much more common to consume large amounts of it today

Men used to begin balding early in their lives in the past, anon. As a whole, a young bald man is quite rare, but they've always existed. Bad genes and high cortisol I'd imagine.

consequence of watching too much tim pool

Holy shit dude just shave. Who even cares?

Zoomers got utterly fucked by early social media access.
That shit drains and destroys you mentally and physically.

Theres a trick to see where your hairline is supposed to be/were

Grumble your forehead so the skin is throwing folds, the point where the folds end is the end of your original forehead

Zoomers getting that disgusting broccoli haircut and covering it all in hair gel is probably part of the reason. Perhaps the hair follicles die out and mould themselves to that ugly nigger hairstyle.

There arent more bald men than a 100 years ago. There are more fruitcake faggots that crave validation, are insecure and obsess over their appearance than a 100 years ago.

Yeah but you have to take tranny pills for the rest of your life. Too late for me anyway I just accepted going bald. Suits me anyway but I'm actually going to go for the reverse and get laser hair on my scalp because shaving every other day gets annoying.

dont live like a man

live like a wimpy cuck

start to look like fucking golem

wierd how people refuse to admit that our personal bearing has incredible impact.

I heard that its often due to oxidation of testosterone.
Not putting testosterone to use, low testosterone, and testosterone levels have been falling down for several generations.
I assume its something along those lines thats happening to zoomers

Funny thing is he could easily fix this without drugs or even a hair transplant, since he is still young enough. Oh dear, no good information is allowed to be given to redditors though, sorry kid, everything personal.

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go out pretty often

most people bring up the garbage they see online every now and then

not gonna work

fpbp and double dub checked

It's so weird seeing men act like women.
Yep hard agreed.

This is extreme cope from genetic-midgets. I have a massive sleep debt, high stress, shitty food intake, and I have a full head of hair at 30. It's purely genetic. You may loose some hair due to stress, but once you correct that, it comes back.

I thank my native american genetics for my hair. Have you anons ever seen a bald native american? Didn't think so. Cope, bald whities.

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ah its the daily

IM A MILLENIAL AND IM SO YOUTHFUL I LOOK 12 AND FUCK 10,000 ZOOMETS A DAY AND HAVE A 7 FIGURE JOB AND AND AND MY SKIN IS SOOOOO YOUTHFUL I DEFLECT THE SUN, DID I MENTION HOW YOUNG I LOOK GUYS GUESS MY AGE

BRO 18 YEAR OLDS LOOK AT ME ALL THE TIME

BRO BRO I STILL GET CARDED OVER ENERGY DRINKS

Ditch as much plastic in your environment as you can eg. use metal containers for food storage.

Don't buy food in plastic, don't cook with plastic utensils/teflon, and don't heat or freeze anything in plastic containers.

Stay as far away from roads as you can, microplastics from tire wear (average person sheds 1kg microplastics from this a year) are everywhere but concentrated there. Same with shoes, don't wear them in your house as they also shed microplastics.

Don't wear synthetic clothing.

Get environment cleaning houseplants to remove acetone and other hazards.

Get a water filter to remove PFAS.

Check PFAS production hotspots on the online maps and move as far away from them as possible.

Avoid anyone from cities, they are fully hijacked with this shit.

Your sperm and endocrine system will thank you.

Besides this, It's the chemicals in shampoos, soaps and conditioners. Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate are the main ingredients in cheap shampoos that causes foaming. These damage and dry skin and damage hair follicles. Buy organic expensive shampoos with Biotin. I recommend you use pine tar shampoo. Specifically, The Grandpa Co pine tar shampoo and conditioner. Add Biotin as well.

SLS and ALS are the main ingredients in laundry detergent that causes foaming. They use it in toothpaste as well. This is why homeless people don't go bald. They rarely shower and, thus, are not exposed to these chemicals. Homeless people also get a lot of vitamin d and don't stress out like regular people do. Lack of vitamin d and stress levels are also contributing to baldness.

Trash genetics

this, its purely genetics, or else every cunt in a warzone would be norwood 8

The dude in OP image stressing about his hair unironically is causing his shit hair KEK

millennials have better hair than zoomers

now i understand this age gap cope

I'm 50 and been shaving my head bald since I was 35 when I started balding bad. Now my wife bitches at me if I let the stubble on my head go for a few days and grabs the skull buffer, shaves my head for me when she catches me on the toilet taking a shit. She's filipina and we got together just after she turned 20 so she's only known me to be bald the past 15 years we've been together. She says my bald spot and grey hair make me look like I'm 60 so she makes me keep it completely bald.