BREAKING: PUTIN RUSHED TO THE KREMLIN

A banana got stuck in his colon, now Medvédev has to pull it out

mfw it's real

turns out you can't win a war wearing white gloves and caring about casualties.

Two more weeks, fuckface

Wait, they are just now doing this? I thought they were using drones offensively for a while now.

he was just going to the toilet

The orange nigger always flip flops on foreign policy and emboldens Russhits
Americans have the stupid leader they deserve

yep, kill strike lol

man, I feel defeated, imagine how the average russian feels.

I think it's trying to say they're using drones deeper into Russias borders than before & in large numbers.

ROLLING FOR MASSIVE WW2 STYLE BOMBING OF PIGGIES AND ANON GETTING LAID BY A 10/10 GIRL

turns out you can't win a war wearing white gloves and caring about casualties

This. Either nuke quweEef or surrender already, jesus fucking christ
Most pathetic timeline ever

Fpbp

Chasing the happenin

I hope you are happy. Anon will be a virgin forever now.

LAID BY A 10/10 GIRL

You are British.

Does Zelensky seriously not understand the consequences of killing Putin? Ukraine will be glassed in under 5 minutes if he does.

I've noticed this phrase said a lot today. Must be a coping mechanism.

Every single time ukraine claims with videos they've done some big attack, it's ALWAYS confirmed right after by the trustful Russian media that pretty much all of it was lies and the damage was minimal at best.

This is why you wait for Russia's government statement before you make assumptions based off videos or pictures.

A lot of people think that whoever succeeds Putin will play nice with The West and stop this war.

Putin rushed to the Kremlin as an emergency meeting is underway.

Again?! Lol

Theoretically that'd be good if they can find a successor in the 5 minutes to prevent the nuclear strikes

Just you wait, bucko

How many days am I supposed to wait ?

Kremlin raises the red war banana.

nothing will happen and russia is weaksauce

14, mark my words

youtu.be/hxcHx-zVZzc

There's not a single country on the planet that would use nukes over some faggot getting assassinated.
There's literally zero chance of it happening, not even norks would be retarded enough for this.

I asked chatGPT and it replyed that it has not data to answer the question

It's over bros

I still would. I always wanted a british porker to swing her ham hock covering the illuminated moonlight sky with an eclipse briefly before I feel the weight of her body mount mines with her plapper vagene front on center for me to feast on like an effendi

Kill strike

Ukraine is losing all along the front some drones getting shot down for the 1000th time doesn't mean anything lol.

HAPPENING

nothing is actually happening

What did OP mean by this?

Why would someone order a nuclear strike if Putin got assassinated? At that stage, anyone who could do that, would probably rather spend their efforts trying to fight for power due to the power vacuum. Anyone who actually ordered a nuclear strike would be toxic politically and see their career ruined.

mfw the best armies get btfo by aliexpress drones

war has changed

There's only two things happening right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town...

Not even making a jab here, but isn't this the 15th time Putin made an emergency kremlin meeting since the war began?

high powered laser turrets unironically

Military Listening Post.
Lübeck Naval Base.

We have detected a spike in chatter on Russian Naval communications in the Baltic Sea.

Military Listening Post.
Lübeck Naval Base.

We have detected several large underwater detonations near Tallinn.

ANOTHER RED LINE

Military Listening Post.
Lübeck Naval Base.

Confirmed. I repeat confirmed. A Polish F-15 has been shot down over Rusnė Island.

Okay and? What did you expect when Ukraine destroyed a bunch of war planes? Heads will roll. They're going to find out who fucked up.

Military Listening Post.
Lübeck Naval Base.

We have received systems alert. Base lockdown. No further communications. May God have mercy on us all.

Lübeck Naval Base out.

Gloves are off!

WHY is there 20 fake ukraine war threads right now all started by memeflags?
Nothing is happening, nobody cares about the slav civil war

Base lockdown

Ukraine fucked up

You'll see....the red line has been crossed and the gloves will be coming off

Nobody cares about your cuckolding videos today. Don't be so selfish, today is Ukraine day. Tomorrow we laugh about Canada being gay and stupid again.

Today I will poo my pants.
I will!
AND YOU CANT STOP ME!

Don't mind me, I just stopped by to admire those digits m8.

Nobody believes you anymore, tranny. Strategic bombers were the only thing in Russia capable of nuking anybody. The Cold War was just won

tfw insider and grinning from ear to ear knowing that anons wont know what they will witness within the next few hours

Russia can also use ballistic missiles but using nukes wouldn't be much of an option for Russia. It would probably backfire with lots of pissed off neighbors, including Russia allies.

[laughs] You think I'm a fool? I know nothing ever happens! Nothing! I heard how nothing fell from the sky on a ball of fire. That nothing ever happening is like everything the world has ever seen!

Imagine getting laughed at by a poo.
Russia is so over.

I've seen this episode

Kek saved

Strategic bombers were the only thing in Russia capable of nuking anybody

?
Can't basic AA detect and destroy a bomber?

lel