TRUMP ORDERS THE REOPENING OF ALCATRAZ PRISON TO HOUSE "AMERICA'S MOST RUTHLESS AND VIOLENT OFFENDERS"
MASSIVE HAPPENING
Not going to happen. Just stupid shit maga says to distract from the shit show
shit show
You lost.
I mean, it is owned by the federal government
Ive been there it’s wore down as fuck, might as well make a whole new island and preserve that as a piece of history
They closed Alcatraz? Like I give a fuck.
Looks elegant years of being a tourist attraction made it clean and hospitable they could do worst
Florence ADX exists already though
Freaking awesome.
yep wokies in california have been closing down every prison they can for the last 15 years
But the tours nooooo
cope
Isn't this a cod map? Didnt knowbit was real
nah its a tony hawk map
I know a better place
shit show
Holy fuck is this Cheetohnigger living in the past.
I'm glad I got to explore it last year then. It's a pretty neat place. It will make an amazing symbol of justice when reopened as a prison again.
You think they're gonna stop the tours just because they're using it as a prison again?
Get ready for the new Scared Straight.
This time you get to watch the prison rapes!
One bullet each is cheaper.
They need to redevelop Rikers island instead. They’re about to bulldoze the old buildings. Much better prison island.
it's controlled by CA
bad idea
lol yeah it was a zombies map, they built the island after the map
That looks more like a naval fort anon
They're replacing rikers with a skyscraper prison in chinatown, construction is already underway look it up.
Learn to swim
its called dry tortugas
it was supposed to be a prison in the civil war or something but i dont think it ever got finished, literally in the middle of the gulf of america, west of key west id love to go one day
Wasn't it destroyed in X-Men 3?
Should send all the Jan 6 rioters there.
Anybody from the Bay Area knows this is retarded and doesn't make any actual sense. Trump is just saying shit, which is fine, I just don't even think he is serious about it or really cares.
Alcatraz has been a big tourist destination for decades now, closing that to turn it back into a real prison makes no sense. If we need a big new prison, build one somewhere else. We also have San Quentin right there already.
I get that is is very symbolic, but that doesn't have anything to do with how effective it is. It's not 1900 anymore, prisons don't need to be on islands to prevent escapes.
But if the goal is to just house criminals in the most effective way possible, it would make more sense to expand some existing prison, or build a new one out of the way somewhere.
Just saying, there are plenty of maximum security prisons around. So what difference does this do? I hardly think that putting a bunch of these crazies on an island is going to have any different effect on their behaviour. Maximum security prisons are super horrible, and that doesnt stop people from doing bad things.
I get it , its a nice talking point and a good way for Trump to show that hes "tough on crime" or whatever. Im just of the opinion that more prisons probably wont improve that country that much more.
Alcatraz looks so small
They might be able to extend it underground with modern tunneling machines
if you somehow end up in hell that is san fran i heard you can take a tour of this place, seems like a nice thing to do there
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No.
That picture looks like a World of Tanks map wtf
Bullet? A guillotine. A length of rope and a good tree. A roof. A big guy and a big hammer. A little guy and a pocket knife. All these things are basically free considering the amount of work done with each.
Why build a prison when you can dig a ditch and use a bullet ?
Okay here is an idea. Reopen Alcatraz as a prison BUT keep it as a tourist attraction. Like a zoo.
what are you some sort of retard?
exactly what the US needs, more gulags
Dumb idea. We all saw what happened earlier. Major cities in The US was almost destroyed by some dude who took over Alcatraz with VX poison rockets. Luckily for The US, they had two heroes who saved millions of american lives thanks tho their heroism. John Patrick Mason and Dr Stanley Goodspeed will never be forgotten. We don't want anything like that to happen again. Let Alcatraz be a tourist attraction.
John Patrick Mason sounds like an alias?
And there was also that time when some Russian madman built a mind control device there. It's a wild place I'll give you that.
TRUMP ORDERS THE REOPENING OF ALCATRAZ PRISON
Fucking amateur.
Holy fuck. This guy is a dotard. Impeach.
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Alcatraz is kino and aesthetic
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kino choice. hope he updates the interior to be golden. id take a tour with active inmates. probably get lunch
kek it was closed because it was run down, derelict, and outdated. not because of some liberal policy. trump's a fucking retard.
a couple inmates die each year due to exposure at locklock pen. oj hung out there for a bit. now that would be hell.
It is very kino. Classic Americana
I went there in 2022, it was an experience having the warden from the 1960s telling me all about it. That place was something, I felt evil spirits there. Definitely demonic energy in that area. They need to put holy crosses around that place if they intend to rebuild it.
Just like how he's putting illegals at gitmo which never happened
Island prisons aren't as secure as you think
island in the middle of a bay
turns it into a gay prison instead of a cool fort
You are right. I think he originally was 007. But who knows
I know. Hell even hauntings and killer ghosts were on a rampage in that place. No, let Alcatraz be the way it is.
why? modern prisons are 1000x times more efficient and secure this is retarded
Anon, it's been closed since 1963
another massive waste of money
kino
Todays hot take:
American football and American baseball were invented to teach Americans how to accurately throw grenades.
Alcatraz is funny but Guantanamo and CECOT are funnier
if I was imprisoned I would definitely wanna be in a place like alcatraz, island prisons are so cool.
You'll get cockroaches and rats in any prison so it doesn't make any difference
what the point though it, would probably take a hundreds millions in repairs just to make it suitable for housing inmates again, you telling me we don't have another prison with geographically beneficial containment in the entire country??
Are you kidding me? CDC is one of the most hardcore prison systems in the country. You can't be serious
YALL ANTISEMITES WILL LEARN YOUR LESSON NOW
Maybe a couple of years in 'traz will sort you out.
Trump just took a massive happening in his pants
Also, Alcatraz was a federal prison. The California state government does not have jurisdiction over it. Washington DC does. Califag liberals have no control over federal prisons within their state
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With what money
You need to understand.
There are prisoners that need specialist containment protocols and keeping the prisoner in a landlocked holding facility enables their free movements if they escape containment. It's the only hope at this point.
you trump shills are fucking dumb asses. You think we don’t notice your glowing shilling? Dumbass
It’s been closed long before your ancestors hopped the border Pedro.
Suck some more jew mutilated dicks, fucking retard
Put every dnc politician there.
here's your awards dipshit
and yes literal jeet that is married to a fucking kike would have not been a better option
but pretending that trump isnt kiked to the fucking gills and that you "got it right, we did it reddit" is fucking ridiculous
Kike this. Kike that. It's so tiresome. Just go back to drinking your Sandels and shouting perkele.
Yeah jews mass immigration destroying White countries is indeed fucking tiresome, it used to be peaceful here.
You are most likely a fucking pajeet that loves jews because they let you in a White country.
In 1923, before jews removed the White-only immigration laws, there even was a Supreme Court case (United States v. Bhagat Singh Thind), where a jeet had slithered into USA and then tried to "we wuz Aryan" so he would not be deported. The Supreme Court laughed out the jeet out of the country, and they ruled that not only must that jeet be deported immediately but that if there are any jeets in USA that have been accidentally given citizenship, their citizenships must be revoked and them deported immediately too.
BREAKING: Trump orders Alcatraz be reopened as Nigger Island
Same as always.
Is he going to bring back The Alamo too?
You Lost
It's going to be to house the pedofile elite once they release the Epstein documents and start rounding them up. I hear Trump is personally painting Hillary's cell himself
gulf of america
Trump is just saying shit, which is fine, I just don't even think he is serious about it or really cares.
I think he's saying it just to rile people up. Maybe purposely so they stop talking about that spic in el salvador.
Or as a conversation starter on sending people to GitMo or other foreign soil prisons.
It would be extremely hilarious to start putting the worst criminals in the country a mile away from the tourists in the bay. People would have an absolute meltdown.
Holy shit I found the last based Finn on the internet. Please stay here forever.
Kill yourself faggot!
GULF OF AMERICA
Yeah I was there in the late 90’s, but if he really wanted to make them seethe, he’d use the old military cells in the basement.
Yes! The Epstein list is coming out and people are going to Alcatraz in 1,209,600 seconds.
"AMERICA'S MOST RUTHLESS AND VIOLENT OFFENDERS"
This means antisemites. Alcatraz will be a death camp for anyone the Jews don't like.
based. Make it chud island. All racists confined here.
Yes you the gentile did indeed lose and the kikes won, stupid nigger cattle
Well no one escapes the... from the... ALCATRAZ!
Roger Mojo 1, target is located on Alcatraz Island, Vector 2-7-0 at 10 miles.
MAGAbros... do we really wanna spend over $500 million of our tax dollars on a new prison?
MAGAbros... do we really wanna spend over $500 million of our tax dollars on a new prison?
migafaggots never cared about any of that shit they just lick the ass of the orange antichrist pedophile
This whole saga is going to end with Trump going into Alcatraz, isn’t it.
Stay away from my Tortugas nigger
Thps4 ass map
hopefully they hang his nigger ass
It’s literally already built and it’s already renovated due to it being a tourist museum all they really have to do is simply start locking up the cells again
The place is literally falling apart. Most of the areas are closed off. The cells have no plumbing or electricity. There is no modern security system whatsoever. A constant barrage of salty seawater has rendered most of the structure unstable. That's one of the main reasons why they closed it down in the first place.
Ehhhh idk San Quentin is already there and some of the worst people in the world are in San Quentin. Like top Mexican mafia guys and stuff. Nobody seems to care
More entertainment for the goyim, watch Piers Morgan and Joe Rogan
Well one thing is good about that bill, it will immediately show that everyone that voted Yes are enemies of the people.
Straight up a list of treason, putting the interests of a foreign country before their own that they're supposed to represent.
Putting all those people that voted Yes straight to Alcatraz would be the right move
Women: "Men need to stop abusing women!"
Women's pussies: "Don't you fucking dare stop or we will literally get other men with guns to destroy you and take all of your money!"
Women: "And you're raising tyrones son!"
Yes
Men (Simps): "How dare you have a woman's emotions accuse you of something that clearly isn't true!"