Brit/pol/ - brit/pol/ edition

The performance by Sam is a delightful change of pace. Observe as he takes jabs at Trump supporters, Reformists, and the right-wing. This event will have you laughing heartily, and you will be sharing the experience with friends and family for many years. 4/5* - The Guardian

fuck me

just absolutely fucking shat me guts out

morning chaps
love the early morning with the birds signing and the sun shining

based morning enjoyer

>Cooper backs PM over 'island of strangers' remark

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c23mvl12vz7o

The acquitted news is nice.
Disappointed about the arrest farther down.

Not surprised Cooper would go all in. She put a bill in to ban Ninjato: which were already banned from the streets.
One of the least respectable people in UK politics at the moment.

Why is gazza like this

Looks like the nonce

When will the ninja menace finally be removed from rstreets?

why are spam macros so shit isn't it just ham
wtf

KEK

This is a thread of strangers

kek the football man cannot be contained

I bet this "comedian" has at least one joke in his routine along the lines of "Oi you know how Gammons hate foreigners yeah, but I bet they like a Chicken Tikka on a Friday night, eh? eh?"

I don't doubt it, and something about "expats" in benidorm kek

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Far-rightists furious about this, but to me it looks like a community. Like the precious street parties they're always wanking over.

Bruv, it's on the ground, vile

I see the people offended by BBQs have discovered this. Time to mute.

Serious competition for Jonathan Pie in the unfunny virtue signalling cunt category

Josh is a paedophile

Alright. How do you approach this.
You had a neighbour upstairs for 15 years, old bird, lovely, lovely son, good lass. She flooded you 12 times in 15 years but, wasn't her fault, would buzz in her carers every day.

Bea dies, sadly.
In her place, you get a new neighbour, an English lass. She's short, lesbian, loud....stomps around. Has sex > 7 times a week and to a level that wakes you up. Parties at 1am & past 3am which are bar & club closing times.
Complained a single time that you listened to an album @ 67 dba then apologised shortly after.

Now, a few days ago, despite months of, well, listening to her. Her partner closes a door to your stair and upon opening it you suffer an injury. Adrenaline floods your system and you experience 8/10 pain but can't contain it while fixing your joint...you cry, scream lightly for around 10 minutes and she calls a welfare check on you and the police visit and inspect your house.

How do you approach her without being passive aggressive, or demeaning yourself? You have 2 genetic conditions, the first leading to the injury and the second leading to the overflow of your nervous system due to pain, adrenaline etc and a general buildup of bottling pain over years?
You don't want to offend her, tell her to fuck off or suggest what she did was wrong.

Strangers could be here

There was a study that revealed that leftists have much lower disgust responses than right wingers. They are just not wired the same as us.

Cor tarmac smoked goat sounds delicious

Also when the fuck did significant numbers of romani gyppos arrive? Its like they just appeared overnight

I'd drill a 0.7mm access hole through the ceiling plasterboard, thread some microbore silicone tubing through and pipe my farts in directly and a very low rate, such that they'd gradually diffuse through the carpet underlay and into the room above, so next time when she's like

he's diffusing agen

She sounds mad.

disgust responses

Disgust about what? I doubt the average abattoir or sewer maintenance worker is a Refugees Welcome merchant.

How late are you? They all arrived ages ago when all the eastern Euro countries joined the EU

Aldi website hasn't worked properly for months, countries falling to pieces

Didn't seem to get anyone but poles where I am back then

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‘We are all worried about that.’

European governments 'must deliver to prevent the rise of Nigel Farage and ‘the far-right’, warns German ambassador Miguel Berger.

Surely this is foreign interference? Especially as the Germans are now just banning their own popular parties

German efficiency right there

Furthermore the mcdonalds calorie counter ui is terrible, countries on it's arse

there are people itt who aren't filtering memeflags and it shows

Any cunt else wake up with an urge this morning?

Devilish but surely 'twould be better to pump ozone directly into the room at that point, right?

You woke up this morning? I woke up yesterday morning, no urge, just a sense of exhaustion.
What does one yearn for? pray tell.

A legal challenge will be heard at the Royal Courts of Justice later on Wednesday about the role of physician associates (PA) in the NHS.

The case has been brought against the General Medical Council (GMC) by retired teachers Brendan and Marion Chesterton, whose daughter Emily died in 2022 after a blood clot was missed in two appointments with a PA.

Along with Anaesthetics United, they are seeking more clarity from the GMC about the scope of the PA role in a bid to improve patient safety amid increasing concern about how PAs and anaesthetic associates (AA) are being deployed in healthcare settings.

The GMC took over the regulation of physician associates and anaesthetic associates in December.

She was seen by the physician associate after she called her GP practice, in Crouch End in north London, complaining of pain in her calf, which had become hard. The PA recommended Ms Chesterton should take paracetamol.

But her condition became worse. Mrs Chesterton told the BBC that her daughter had "difficulty walking" and "was breathless and lightheaded".

She said: "In the second appointment, the PA diagnosed her with a calf sprain, long Covid and anxiety. The PA did not examine Emily's calves, and did not make it clear that she was not a doctor."

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g2vp8w420o

It's going to be food or sex. Like a dumb animal.

Rape is just sex you didn't know you wanted.

been fantasising about going on holiday and having a whirlwind romance a la before sunrise
drank 4 litres of ciders last night and feel absolutely fine, mental

had two hairs in my burger the other week
livid

Corinna is worried about her partner Sam, who is serving a sentence for a financial crime at the Category C HMP Five Wells prison in Wellingborough, Northamptonshire.

She says when some sex offenders started to be housed with the general inmate population, Sam spiralled into a depression.

"Shortly after my partner entered [HMP Five Wells], they came up with this scheme to integrate every part of the prison with monsters, the worst of the worst," Corinna says.

"The main prisoners had to sign a contract agreeing not to harass or intimidate them, but some of the men are turning to drugs because they can't bear it.

"A child rapist was moved off Sam's wing this week because he was bragging and about to get his head kicked in."

Corinna says her partner has put in six transfer requests, which have all been declined.

"He was abused as a child, so for him it's a massive struggle to live among the very people who hurt him – he's so withdrawn, he's depressed."

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceqrezpp40po

shut up josh you sad fat twat

wagwan roadmen?

spengler wrote about this

doesn't do the needful

gets depressed instead

in prison for a financial crime

didnt sign the contract

weak

If something is free, like rNHS, then you shouldn't complain if it doesn't work.

Crazy money.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7v7j5gedjo

yeah.......ok
I'm on board
except when shite goes wrong
I had a minor going wrong right
knee dislocated
bummer
fuck

went to the hospice
covid times right
couldn't get it back in
shite
super shite
anyway, nurse couldn't do it either
junior doc came in
aye
good lad he was
shattered my knee he did
he pushed
well he pulled and then he pushed

I get it lad
short staffed
brutal
total bummer
pandemic going on

yeah, didn't quite identify it until a bit later
cost the NHS more, need a few more surgeries
yeah, not one, a few more, for a dislocation.

Now. You cunt. You might say. Don't do it lad, don't sue. Don't ruin that doctors future.
You're right, but I could.
And it'd help bankrupt rNHS
like it's going to continue to bankrupt the nation over the next 40 years I'm alive because they've given me a joint that is now fucking useless from a simple dislocation because the government couldn't handle a coof virus and keep a bunch of nonce cunts indoors because they felt a bit lonely year.

People suing the NHS deserve the money more than slam poets like I.

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“We’re not an island of strangers…we will be us: the British people, shared remembrance, shared football team.”

Sunder Katwala, director of British Future, tells @evanhd that Keir Starmer should be ‘bridging’ the national debate about what ‘we share in a society’.

Sunder is properly looking deranged, maybe realising his gravy train can't last too much longer? And his argument here is literally just ethnic cleansing, that non British areas don't mind immigration (because they're immigrants, duh) and that only British areas care and therefore they need to be "bridged" (cleansed)

The NHS isn't free though, it cost 188.5 billion in 23/24. That's a bit over five and a half grand per working person in the UK, but that doesn't even discriminate between the productive and non-productive workers.

the productive and non-productive workers.

sounding a bit marxist-y there mate

Nah, everyone economy has productive and non-productive workers, it's a good metric for the health of an economy to see a good differential between the two. I'm a free market nightwatchman state kind of guy. When 52% of GDP is government spending like we have, the notion of a healthy, productive economy is just a fantasy lol.

shared football team

Still got an urge
But what for?

>“We’re not an island of strangers

Who are all the blacks, sandmen and Indians wandering round my town all hours of the day and night. Big strangers to me.

A stranger is just a friend you haven't met

we should put the non-productive workers in camps, yeah

a need for sneed

Can we keep it that way?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY FOR THE LIFE OF ME OUR "FRIENDS" IN THE UK ARE NOT STANDING UP FOR THEIR FRIENDS IN CANADA WHEN DRUMPF IS THREATENING OUR SOVERIGNTY. YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF KEKS WITH NO BALLS AND WE ARE A COMMONWEALTH NATION WITH A PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM AND THE KING HAS TO APPROVE ALL OUR LAWS AND YOU FUCKERS, YOU KEKS LEAVE US IN THE DARK WITH DRUMPF THREATENING TO STEAL OUR SOVEREIGNTY FROM ONE OF YOUR COMMONWEALTH RWALMS AND YOU KEKS JUST SIT THERE AND NOT CARE I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU FUCKING BONGS OMFG FUCKING KEKS BRITBONG KEKS

CANADA

Who?

I'm almost hopeful that the last remaining NNZs will escape the woggening

A free mattress on Facebook wasn't free originally, but it's free to you. Don't complain just because it stinks of piss.

Do the needful

Nah, unproductive workers are inevitable because economies are not perfectly efficient and humans are not interchangeable blank cogs. The point of a good, strong, dynamic economy though is that unproductive workers are quickly shuffled out of the workforce and into productive roles. Our government however demonstrably operates under the framework that it exists in order to simply keep people employed on paper and stuck on taxpayer largesse, lest the reality of our hollowed out and non-functional economy come to light.

The government employs 6.14 million people. LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL. The British Raj needed 4,000 people to run it and the East India company was similar. Okay sure, you can make some concessions that things were simpler to run back then, but come the fuck on the government is just a joke now. A nakedly open jobs program to keep otherwise useless, feckless, dysgenic retards from making the unemployment figures look as bad as they really are - these people aren't *doing* anything. There is no reason why the entire british state should have more than 10,000 civil servants, and that's being very generous.

Buying an Emma sleep mattress® has probably been the best thing I've ever purchased

That jew is not funny

and into productive roles

as fertiliser

nothing better than a nice mattress
I got a kingsize futon recently

unproductive workers

I think a better way to describe them would be superfluous workers
most workers are superfluous and a massive amount of jobs only exist to stop people from rioting

It's all gone silent in the msm about Starmer being firebomed 3 fucking times, not a fucking word anymore.

I think they've put one of those D notices out to clamp down on wrongthink and people getting any ideas.

I wanted to type something witty and insightful. Instead you got this

BASED news

The purity is 140?
What a meaningless scale

cocaine is the only part of the economy that's actually getting better

ffs

Always best to forget about random fires. I've already forgotten about that Heathrow substation fire so am not concerned that no explanation was ever given.

I did wonder how did FT paper do these measurements for the research.

What tard publication did you get this from?

Remember the drone(s) that shut down Heathrow a few years ago? No neither does anyone else

It's the only meaningfully deregulated economy that exists lol

Death to Sadik Khan. Death to the Usurper. Death to the invader king.

based 30p

still haven't received my IVA certificate of completion after almost a year

Fucking creditors are fucking about over their share of £14 the arseholes

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOOTY
GWAN NGUBU
SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

This would be a good thing but cocaine is what makes Brits into stupid fighty cunts who cant control their emotions.

You voted for our faggot bank manager with a troon kid
All on you now

Use the real one, retard.

mate half of you lot think you're french
literally tainted

no lad thats alcohol

shift change

Boomer juice regime

The government is pleased to announce a Comprehensive Plan for Youth Centre reform. A positively transformative number of Youth Centres will be built, with particular focus on the Most Deprived Areas. Our Community of Communities will see a Youth Centre building drive like never before. The government is committed to Delivering Youth Centres at unprecedented rates. The Tories closed all the Youth Centres, resulting in many communities being Left Behind. No longer; we will be building Youth Centres at break-neck speed. The government will Roll Out a series of Youth Centre Hubs to facilitate, co-ordinate and Deliver on their Youth Centre Mission Statement, ensuring that Communities are equipped with the Resources They Need to see these Youth Centres come to fruition. A series of Community Consultations will invite Community Leaders from across the UK to advise Youth Centre Committees on the specific needs of their Communities to specifically advise the Committees on Youth Centres through Consultations.

Youth Centres - A Centre For Youth and a Youthful Centre

It's just a submissive manifestation of his own effeminate character. He is essentially afraid of Pakis and Niggers and/or wants to shag them.

Tough on Youth Centres
Tough on the causes of Youth Centres

yoots and communities and ting, yeh

Remember when that jogger (like actual jogger, not a slur) bumped into Cameron? It’s actually that easy to bypass their security, and after last summer they’re probably in a state of constant shitting themselves

Is Fallout New Vegas worth playing?

15 years ago yes

If you can get it to run and you enjoy open world RPG shooters like that, yeah. The game kind of shits itself on modern hardware and operating systems even with mods installed to try to mitigate it though.

I'm only just expanding my horizons beyond Football Manager, Assetto Corsa, F1 and Euro Truck Sim. I've heard the Fallout games are meant to be decent though.

Yes, it's a timeless classic, has some of the best dlc's I've played in a game.

Or just watch some YouTube playthroughs

Is it difficult?

The reality is that if someone was actually committed to the idea of ____ing a politician, even the PM, they probably could do it. Security is really very lax for the most part. A holdover from a more cohesive, high-trust nation that has yet to reorient itself to the realities of the modern world. Sure, you can no longer walk into Downing Street, but politicians still regularly walk around outside like everyone else. A fifteen year old could feasibly get a drone with a good wireless camera, strap a tennis ball of RDX stuffed with nails to the bottom of it, sit in St James's Park and just wait...

Politicians regularly meet people in the open, shake hands with them etc. The fact that anyone could just walk up to them with a knife and jab their throat ten times in a second supermax prison style is barely even considered.

Their safety is illusory at best and relies on an assumption that everyone is 'basically nice' and basically moral' and 'basically doesn't want to harm politicians'.

There is people fuming about what he said about this, he has literally said nothing wrong. > leader of “workers party” omg you can’t hire British youth and tell companies, no if there hiring immigrants. ???? Can twatter mong just get deported as well.

Hope you neets are all busy applying for jobs that don't exist

Politicians regularly meet people in the open

No they dont. Almost every interaction is staged

At the start, kind of, but you outpace the enemies pretty quickly. Dead Money is kind of annoying, but mainly because of the poison gas everywhere and the bomb collar thing.

we're charging employers more to recruit from overseas

Except India though, right?

Yes and no. Every interaction that get recorded for the media is staged, but retarded things like town halls are held semi-regularly by a lot of MPs.

Am literally in a meeting now working from home.

What about FO3 or FO4 are they worth playing and which out of them all would you do first? The top down original 2 don't interest me. I also finally got into playing Black Mesa too.

Same lol, it lush

Amess? Cox? It really is that easy. A bunch of drunk micks did it for decades. Plus if you want to effect change you could easily go after softer media and cultural figures, see Rushdie

Amess

Yeah, they made A-right-mess of him

The middle classes (who Labour have catered to for decades now) despise the white working classes. How are you just understanding this?

And vice versa

we're charging employers more to recruit from overseas

Does he have dementia? Did he forget the deal with India he signed last week?

Mad how mad the left have gone over the past decade that not being ok with a million third world savages every year means you're far right

leftism is more browns, you can believe in any economic system you want but you will get thrown out if you counter signal more browns

looking for escorts

fake profile pictures by Romanians

fat bitches with a list of demands

"BLOWJOB QUEEN BEST EVER"

"oh its £20 extra for oral without condom and another £20 for cumming"

"um no I don't do deepthroat sorry"

sex is only in missionary position or unarched doggy

no fingering

learn they use numbing creams to not feel anything at all

others all have a slew of hidden extras

how the fuck do they get away with it, it was actually a good scene 6 years ago.

The middle class really are the cunt class

Just rape, there’s like no punishment for it, but only as long as you wear boot polish during

Exactly. It should never be forgotten that the IRA literally mortar bombed the PM in the centre of the state's power centre and detonated 1,200 kg of TNT in the middle of the financial district. Security is not what people think it is. Most security is based on the social contract, with people agreeing not to rape and murder each other because it's obviously generally beneficial. When that unspoken agreement breaks down the actual physical barriers to violence are extremely thin.

Imagine paying for sex

FO3 is a fun game, akin to Oblivion. Not the best (not even as good as Oblivion) but still a fun experience if you ignore the main story.
FO4 don't even bother mate. Played it when it came out and was okay. Haven't been able to complete it a second time since. Gameplay is awful, the side quests and main story are awful; there's no replayability and it's just pretty stupid overall. It doesn't help that the Witcher 3 came out a few months afterwards, which destoryed any kind of Bethesda fan's rose-tinted glasses forever.
I'd recommend you play FO3 before NV as you can get to grips with the gameplay and world building (even if Bethesda assassinates a lot of it); maybe watch some FO1 & FO2 lore videos, as well.

are extremely thin

The binfire rises

I bet this "comedian" has at least one joke in his routine along the lines of "Oi you know how Gammons hate foreigners yeah, but I bet they like a Chicken Tikka on a Friday night, eh? eh?"

I looked at (but couldn't be bothered to actually watch) a video about why people in some town voted for Reform in the recent elections. Had a quick look at the comments.
One of them was by some cunt with a paki name saying something about how they eat 'Asian curries'. They were obviously trying to do the old 'You think A but you do B! Uh...Isn't that a little bit illogical/hypocritical?' line.
I felt like doing a snikde 'debunking' of the 'Asianess' of curries like in this < pic, like these cunts love doing.

It's also fucking lame. The British created cricket and that's a massively popular sport in India. Nobody is going to suggest that Indians' love of a British sport made their desire for independence from Britain illogical or hypocritcal.

you pay much more for sex over time if you don't pay upfront
and you don't even have a guarantee of sex when you want it with the former
but you do with the latter

Will do. I've been stuck in my ways and seemingly ignored good games.

The left's endgoal is a world where the upper-class are white/jewish academics and all other parts of society are brown mutts.
They will convince themselves they are virtuous, that they are a noble priest class giving these brown people a better way of life.

And vice versa

No, we just don't like the middle classes pushing on their silly agendas and university degrees onto us while preaching that it's good for us (it's not) or that it's the right thing to believe in (it's not). The middle class is insufferable, they can't ;et the world rest. They're so deracinated from their cultural ties due to being so economically displaced that they have to virtue signal to the other classes and work their made-up jobs yet feel morally superior to the lad working in a factory and the toff who owns and maintains estates. At least the working classes and upper classes have something to keep them invested in their communities outside of economic postion. The middle classes have the State determine what their culture is and that's about it, and seethe at the other classes because they have long established beliefs and ways of lifes.

The working class have no respect for the rich and the rich have no respect for the working class.
Revolution comes.

why do you think identity politics was railroaded shortly after occupy wall street?

That’s not true, that stuffs been present for ages and was prevalent during the Occupy nonsense

Yes and that's the way it is. At least the upper-classes don't virtue signal for working class cuases that do nothing to benefit the working classes and most likely actively works against working class people. You're not helping your point, retard. Go back to studying Marxist theory in music or whatever retarded subject you paid money towards.

I'd prefer an ideology that brings the rich and poor closer together as a people, patriotic and social but not in the marxist sense but for the nation and everyone works for the betterment of the nation. Call it Patriotic Socialist or something

It just people who are terminally online, trade unionsist and the like are pro anti immigration, but none of these spend 99% of there day blasting social media there out grafting and working. You just have to see any person who left and anti immigration/immigration reduction just get vilified on twatter by hard left lunatics.

booked a thai brass lads coooor

Just had the sex twice with the GF we're both WFH. Love this WFH stuff I do

Study history. You are the one that bought class into it.
In my mind there is a social contract or an implicit understanding of class in society that allows it to function.
This has broken down.

Single fat women, especially with kids, shouldn't be allowed any rights. There is nothing more arrogant and deluded than a single fat woman.

post a pic

How bigs his dick?

You booked a Thai lad? Bit gay

no

it's a girl

how is that gay? im getting a full body massage too

Living the life there

Is it gay to bottom exclusively for a dick twice the size of your own

I thought thai were more brown than brass colour

ugly then kek

It's just gay either way

Spending that welfare as much as possible before she get deported by Keir A lad.

it's far too cerebral for you to comprehend, start with the greeks and work your way up

not doxxing myself retard

He said I get it again

End mjgrant hotels by giving them new builds

What a time when Tommy is retweeting a Labour PM lmao

larp

That’s the plan.

reads like a chatGPT reply

smash the people smuggling gangs

Do we have the military capability to go to war with France?

“Smash the gangs” literally just means formalising the process with paperwork

tommys admin, the man himself is in prison for being a hero

I will do this

Mark my words

This means I will do that

Hegelian Starmer at his best

Luv me local butcher
2 hog roast rolls, 2 steak and ale pie and a cheeky quiche

I will take back control of our borders

We have control of our borders, we choose to keep them open.

That means cutting migration

Anyone talking about positive net migration numbers in 2025 is a retard at best and actively malicious at worst. Remigration or nothing.

ending the use of asylum hotels

By sending them back, right? Right?...

ramping up our efforts to stop small boat crossings

If you keep doing your current policy harder nothing will change.

We will smash the people smuggling gangs at source.

Oh wow he's really actually still doubling down on the smash the gangs bollocks.

Yeah I'm not gonna hold my breath.

I get it.

quiche

forren muck

that isn't *immigration*, daddy — that's replacement.

He's ending the use of asylum hotels by using homes and giving them homes

Corr. I'm about to go get a sad cone of chips

GIS A FUCKIN BIT

My dick has an awkward bend upwards that makes reverse cowgirl almost impossible and it is annoying me. I also can't cum and end up fucking her for 45 mins before we both get bored and stop.

ok incel

Also the quiche isn't corr

Is dark starmer slowly becoming a reality kek

Life in the 77th must be grim.

Oh wow he's really actually still doubling down on the smash the gangs bollocks.

Are the gangs in the room with us right now, Keir?

hating quiches

sad that

40 grand a year to spout shite and get veterans discounts

You are the one that bought class into it.

I made a statement about the middle class and their policies and you're the one who started seething. What's the matter? Can't get a good job despite going to university and being told your totally useful degree would mean something in the real world? Don't worry, I'm sure Maccies is always hiring.

Maybe. Turns out their best planes are defeated by Temu Technology

Kier Starmer is going to be a case study of how not to be PM. He changes his mind on a whim; the people he's surrounded by are extremely inexperienced; and he just can't seem to say the right thing.

I'd piss myself laughing if someone set starmers wheelie bin on fire.

Keir Starmer is hated by the right wing, as he should be, then spouts shite and is now hated by his own supporters. Lord Alis small brown cock is a hell of a drug.

Quite a scathing statement from are Rupert after the Met dropped their investigation into him.

Happening???

I made a statement about class and you ad hominem.Lets end the seethe fren.
We can say you won if it helps you today.

I always get the impression he just wants to fit in and be popular like Tommy or farage and now he's got loads of likes on his immigration tweet he's got the taste for it and will keep going rightwing and becoming the man of the people, fulfilling his life's dream of being popular

There will, very soon, be an alternative

Oh goodie, another splinter party

he people he's surrounded by are extremely inexperienced

It's partly the competency crisis. They're following a script.
The experienced politicians push for more immigration, for all the same stuff we hate. They're just more subtle about it.

You began the seethe and was unable to turn that seethe into any good points. There's nothing more pointless than feeling seethe for nothing. It's like feeling a rightous anger and having nowhere to place it so you just let it dwell down inside you and die... Next time try and fight for your side and your seethe will be honourable. Until next time, anon.

Forgetting about Liz

There is always a next time.

Man, I fucking hate "dishonest people"

There should be criminal consequences for making false accusations to the police. I'm pretty sure there are laws about this, or else everyone with a grudge would be making up stories of death threats.

Remember Liz Truss cheated on her husband the cuckold stayed with her and she cucked him with that nigger she made chancellor which should actually result in a criminal charge of corruption of public duty and result in a public beheading by the King himself