Brit/pol/ emergency cobra

Maybe he can relax with a slav """male model"""

I had a smash lamp when I was younger

What's the oldest lamp you've got?

lamps are a true white mans hobby

They know lad it's all scripted, like a pantomime they know when the audience will laugh and cry

This weinert photography lamp is one of my favourites. Got it in Vienna for €40. It's a £500 lamp. 1930s. Very rare.

Posting this again as I'm naive and looking for second opinions:

Lads, would you buy a car in this situation?

be me

girl I'm friends with wants to buy a car for 4.5k from Facebook marketplace

drive her there

pretty poor area (up north) but it is what it is

drive into a gravel car park near the house

guy comes out says he owns a couple of cars and he's selling them all

he's enthusiastic, very friendly, says he's had no problems (MOT has only minor fails in past few years to be fair)

car looks fine, she's excited

say we'll come back tomorrow to pay in cash

he asks for a deposit but we don't have any cash

go there today

his two sons come out and start chatting to us

one of his sons starts telling me all about himself, where he lives, how he bought the car for his missus but she didn't take to it

really chatty and I'm cautious

I ask if I can check windscreen wipers (forgot yesterday)

get in and engine doesn't start

guy selling it says he's never had that issue and the battery is drained

apparently it's been sitting there for 1-2 weeks unused (in warm weather) and the battery is drained

they push it backwards to open the bonnet

gets his other car and hooks it up

battery won't charge

his wife and some other woman come out

she starts saying how she's been driving it and it's a fantastic car etc

makes me feel like the stories of who owns/drives it don't add up but not sure if this matters

guy has his hands on his head and his entire family are coming to me to tell me how great the car is etc

I say we have to go (true story) and he says he's gonna to get a new battery

texting us in the car to say it was a broken jump lead and battery is fine now

Feel like it's a sign desu, but then again the MOT is solid for the past few years so I can't see what the issue could be

Worth good money now if you can find it.

Stylish

This one I think but I like 60s to 80s stuff mostly.

nice I have an old strand 1k film light that I made a base for and converted to a domestic light fitting

i like shagging foreign women

I like the green lawyer lamps.

Any stoners here who have kicked tobacco, what vape did you go with? I am sick of the tobacco jew sapping my money sapping my health and the horrible smoke smell and wheezing but want to get baked for another year or 2

1964 brylle and Jacobson moonlight lamp. One of my favourites. Last one I saw sell sold for £1700.

*men

based and real change pilled

they're called banker's lamps
something about the green lights makes it easier to read or something

buying a car off Facebook in a car park

Make sure you take cash lmao

That looks like a cool lamp

youve never touched a fanny

Whenever theres threads like this i cant help but imagine some lurking guardian "journalist"

the new dogwhistle from the extreme right: desklamps

Nice. Pics?

Me too but they're always heavily bid when I try to buy them.

true
cesarean

I like that, check my ceiling light

Yeah sounds legit, I'd buy it if I were you. Just make sure the window wipers are ok.

When i kicked smoking i got recommended the caliburn g2. Ive tried loads of vapes and the flavour off them is the best. Cheap too.

You have just betrayed millions of WW2 veterans! They fought the nazis for your right to vote and you throw it away by voting for fascism!

wait we're rightwing?

Coulters law in full effect. Like gravity with the lugenpresse at this point
There is a reason

Add it to the list of euphemisms!

Is such an effective meme

that's rad, i still prefer the anglepoise one though

Don't really have a particular brand, I go with strawberry and apple and tobacco flavours

A pair of sensorrette eyeball lamps. 1970s. I bought these in a Bucharest flea market for £10. Worth £400 as a pair. You just tap them to switch them on and off/dim.

joshtier

New Marsh family take just dropped

youtu.be/7OGcRQtorAMNDMgqGHnqMOmdVrx

lampnonce

Yes, they are (mostly) Huwhite

Not sure what the issue is with me being worried about windscreen wipers? I also wanted to check the heating and lights etc but character limit and that

you look like atomic shrimp with a beard

Exquisite taste anon

Bitches love blokes who know shit about windscreen wipers. Top shagger he is

That looks cheap as cheaps too. I have seen some big ones go for a couple hundred

That's cool. What is it?
This is mine ATM. A Werner schou rosewood and aluminium pendant. 1960s. It makes cool patterns on the walls.

Britain has:

1 in 4 adults obese

2.9M drug users

310K+ in addiction treatment

A mental health crisis

85,000 children in care

Knife crime up 75% since 2013

lampnonce facedox

Beautiful

Ooo that one is nice

I think so. Not sure if were hard right, far right, or extreme right tho. Its confusing.

this is literally how my family used to talk.
i dont talk to them anymore.
fucking rank. can someone please get some art deco or corporate 90s aesthetics in here.

A fair description.

you can't nonce lamps m8
adding nonce to the end of words is such an esl thing to do

So sick of gazza, he was a shit footy player an all

Ain't trying to sound like a top shagger lad, happy to admit I'm aspie. Just helping out a friend that's all and don't want to see her scammed

xcancel.com/BBCBreakfast/status/1927969619400180085#m

'Families including children having to defecate in bin bags and urinate in bottles because they've been without a toilet for months'

Housing campaigner Kwajo Tweneboa spoke to #BBCBreakfast after a report warned about the 'simmering anger over social housing' following a five fold increase in complaints over the last five years

Give. House. To. BAMES.
NOW!

Hauntingly beautiful and so very accurate. If this doesn't move you, nothing will. I would love this to be played within the walls of the GOP Congress and Senate and every town hall they conduct. Thank you, Marsh family. :transheart:

Wow, that was a powerful non antisemitic truth. Stop the genocide.

undulating somewhere in the right wing pipeline

mood
i like atomic shrimp
nice lad
an i like your lamps
so youre a nice lad

1970s jasper conran for habitat. 1970s. Standard lamp. Bought for £19. Sells for £225 easily. Has loads of adjustment and cool coiled wire.

What's the racial demographic like in your area, brit/pol/? I'm travelling to London and Cornwall soon and if I see any browns in my ancestral homeland I won't be happy.

haven't they had their 15 minutes by now?

Is this a hobby or something or do you need lots of lamps for some reason

I had one like that in my bedroom when i were a nipper

durr esl, why don't you let lampnonce speak for himself instead

more kebabshops then pakishops

I'M A FAT NIGGER!!!

J U D E O
C H R I S T I A N
V A L U E S

Course you are larper

Are labour doing good or not?

hes a moth molester

hurrdurr

lol
go drop more bottles of rosé you dirty fridged spastic

xcancel.com/SaiKate108/status/1928027708958855521#m

Andrew Bridgen drops a bombshell about the three rent boys connected to Starmer.

A former Ukrainian secret service agent says the boys were gathering information from UK politicians and passing it on to Ukrainian dissident Portnov.

A challenger to Zelensky who was assassinated in Madrid 4 days after their arrest.

The plan is to replace Zelensky and continue the war.

Occunonce will be seething, now both Ukraine and Russia have committed terror attacks on British soil so we can't support either, oh well

Might start collecting old bar heaters as a hobby. Might not. Haven't decided yet

I was looking at going here one day, saw it on a yt vid about quicklime kilns abandoned in the countryside:

google.com/search?q=the coldstones cut&sca_esv=fccbfd771f51676b&sxsrf=AE3TifMEk4IYqKyLYhv4i5vB4PI2YEP3Hg:1748553383173&source=hp&ei=p844aPvcCPaehbIPtOX3sA8&gs_ssp=eJzj4tFP1zcsqCpOM0zLNjBgtFI1qDCxME82MDczsEgztkhKTTG1MqhINTcztkxJSkk1NUo1NjZK8RIqyUhVSM7PSSkuyc9LLVZILi0BAAlLFlQ&oq=the &gs_lp=EhFtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1ocCIEdGhlICoCCAEyEBAjGPAFGIAEGCcYyQIYigUyEBAuGIAEGMcBGCcYigUYrwEyChAjGPAFGCcYyQIyCxAAGIAEGJECGIoFMgoQLhiABBhDGIoFMg4QLhiABBixAxjRAxjHATINEC4YgAQYQxjUAhiKBTIKEC4YgAQYQxiKBUicKVDPD1i5FnABeACQAQCYAacBoAGqBKoBAzAuNLgBAcgBAPgBAZgCBaAC2gSoAg_CAgcQIxgnGOoCwgIKECMY8AUYJxjqAsICChAjGIAEGCcYigXCAgoQABiABBhDGIoFmAMR8QVda-8We6h6SJIHAzEuNKAH5j-yBwMwLjS4B8kEwgcFMi0zLjLIBy0&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-hp#ebo=0

mylondon.news/news/south-london-news/group-boys-spotted-throwing-stones-31740625

A one-year-old baby was hit with stones during an alleged hate crime in Sutton last week.

The group reportedly shouted racist abuse at the baby's dad before turning their attention on the pram.

BAMEs

Group of boys

Pretty sure that's already on the list

Started out as me decorating my shitty divorce flat. First time I was decorating a place for myself.
Realised I love design, started buying stuff, reading books etc and now selling.
I've got a LOT of lamps.
I also sell mid century furniture, fabrics etc.
Turns out I can make a living from what I love.

Spoiled. I had nothing but fear in my childhood bedroom.

thats a fucking uterus

have you encountered people trying to flog you fakes?

it's a geometric shade made out of die cut plastic, not even vintage as such but I love the idea, bit of a collector too, well not really but I was a vintage dealer in another life, got some proper art too including a piece by an artist who just had their obit in the times, I'm into all kinds of stuff

Had one of these bar wall heaters in the bathroom when I was a kid. It was right over the bath. Mum used to turn it on when she made us get a bath. I'm starting to think she might not have liked us very much

Dad's quite old now and wants to visit his ancestors' graves before he carks it. He's never talked about our family history before so it's surprising that he wants to visit Cornwall. Anyway, he asked me if I wanted to tag along and I agreed. Don't care for London, but am looking forward to seeing Cornwall.

If granny's hip isn't already fucked it will be when she falls in front of it and bakes the flesh off..,.

And is the cock sucking professionally required or is that just recreational?

She takes your hair in the divorce too?

perpetrator was a 53 year old British man called Phil Boyle

not so fast white man

here we go right on cue
a couple of curve balls to muddy the waters

Very nice

Prove you're Australian, you won't

baby knew exactly what he was in for. the baby shouldnt have been walking the park with that reputation late at night

Just turn off the engine and let the Scousers murder you.

well played, I kind of gave up, was on a famous london market for years but I find it too difficult to buy now and I got bored of looking at several tons of rubbish in search of the occasional peach

lol must stand for lover of lamps, kek done you

Boyle

barges into brit/pol/ knocking a table over with several glasses on it

CAN YOU TIE A SNAKE IN A KNOT??!?? I MEAN, IS IT POSSIBLE???!?!?

why is no one talking about this?

xcancel.com/__mike91/status/1928127391567692127#m

former marine, middle class, company director. definitely extremely right wing and felt like he was more important than a parade 1.5 million people turned up to.

and the fact they only charged him with gbh and not attempted murder is insane. shows you what money combined with skin colour can do.

We're busy mourning for the 1.5 million who were murdered

have you seen that vid where some gang wog is in a knife fight and he gets in a paki uber taxi and is shouting "DROAIVE UNKLE"? He does well to fend them off tb h. The paki is useless as to be expected.

you the counter top oiling nonce

Nope. I buy from flea markets and auctions. I don't try to buy anything that doesn't hit me in the feels. Often I have no idea what they are, like this one, I saw it in auction photo, thought it was a wee desk lamp, paid £45. Went to collect and it's 4ft high and made of cast iron.
Bit of research shows it's a 1960s lamona, very rare. Worth £450. Lovely lamp.
Excuse the mess, I need to do the dishes. And ice ordered the paint for the kitchen already.

youtube.com/shorts/XPe-CRupxNM
i dont get it

x.com/RobertJenrick/status/1927993574626406634
Fix fare-dodging, fix the world.

I need to see that

what if a snake ate a baguette? what then?

we discussed it at length and speculation got out of control but in the end we all decided it was probably a false flag gone wrong

Your mum likes knots

Mass injuring

I unreservedly believe he's White British

and the fact they only charged him with gbh and not attempted murder is insane. shows you what money combined with skin colour can do.

this is true

I had the IKEA globe that separated before my current one. Also die cast plastic.
I uppercutted it though during a drunken rage during my last divorce. Broke into bits and police ended up taking it as evidence.

Why the fuck are we
having lamp discussion

Very nice

found you :D

he's fending them off from both windows like a pirate swashbuckler, and the paki is just sitting there like an utterly useless piece of shit. 10/10 stuff

Do you post here normally or only when you've got a new lamp to blog about?

youtube.com/shorts/rLXoDbCQ4KQ?feature=share

huh

what does it all mean?

50 years of stress lad. I earned my crown. 3 kids, 2 divorces, houses and cars come and gone.
Hair becomes an impediment .

youtube.com/watch?v=7OGcRQtorAM
just dropped

Car could be stolen. Recently a car theft ring was arrested near me and on the police website they listed these red flags to look for and precautions you should take when buying a used car:

A price that is too good to be true, especially where the vehicle is advertised at a much lower price than market value;

The owner not being present and the vehicle being sold on behalf of another person;

Pressure on an urgent sale that same day;

ID checks on the seller where they only produce a picture of the “owner’s” license and no card, as well as refusing to provide identification for themselves;

Meet ups occurring in out of the way places, particularly areas that may not be covered by CCTV;

Selling a vehicle where only one key is provided; and

Vehicles where the VIN stickers and compliance plates have been tampered with – if buyers are unsure, a Google search will often readily show the correct position and style of these numbers.

tl;dr it's highly likely it's either stolen or they're trying to dump a lemon on you. In future, if you're meeting someone to do a trade, tell them to meet at the police station, in clear view of CCTV cameras. If they refuse or seem hesitant, you know something's wrong.

fucking hell lads no wonder so many romanian women come here to sell sex when the basic salary in romania is €800-€1000 a month. wonder if the one im looking at is good

When I was a kid my mates mum looked like a melted candle. Apparently she was wearing a nylon dressing gown and she had one of those 'touch lighters' in her pocket. She went up like a Roman candle according to my dad. Proper mess she was. Everything was dangerous back then

Aye. Buying now is almost as bad as the trying to find a decent gf market.

they do it themselves
ball pythons are retarded
youtube.com/watch?v=ybu3nUQSmFU

self defence has become genocide

Every time they show mercy, these stupid fuckers just attack them again. What are they supposed to do? Accept that their civilians will keep getting murdered by the latest generation of self-appointed religiously fanatical morons? For ever?
The kindest thing to do, historically speaking, is just to kill every gazan.
Best to take the long view.

I was trying to stop a slow moving car the other day, so I started punching and kicking it.

arrested on suspicion of being a shlaaaaaaaaag

I'm the oiler of counters, aye. Not a nonce though.

Have you tried Argos? Great range of women.

He hasn't come to terms with it yet. Still thinks he's a teenager even though he's nudging 40

Pippy Longstocking BTFO

nice lamp bro

bit funny that, are starmer, whos fooken married now mind you, had his property set on fire by some Ukrainian battymen, stroy was just getting going on the old talmudvison, then BAM! Some eddie tier, strung out, ex squaddie does a diet terrorism. Gets the ol noggin joggin

youtube.com/watch?v=rLXoDbCQ4KQ

White trash nigger fucker nation full of limp dick cucks

Sometimes when drinking beer I like to remind certain people that Brit/pol/ isn't all spastics.

It's a larp then, that's weird I suppose

Corr imagine all the cctv cameras and ring door bells they'll have been caught on. Won't be long now before they release all the images of them.

I think these people missed the Doctor Hutu articles immediately after Southport.

Feels strange to see someone post about lamps when it was only a few days ago that I became obsessed with them myself. It started when I looked at a picture of the Thatcher Room in 10 downing street and thought about decorating my place like that. When I learned that antique furniture was actually quite affordable, I started to seriously consider buying some. Better than the plain and depressing ikeashit I've got now.

you're like Jason Bourne, a problem for the system, except you are able to remember things

Literal PIP decimation

Kwajo Tweneboa

Both larps lmao, so weak, so gay

its cummin up its cummin up

I have a feeling the baby wasn't black, and the boys weren't shouting nigger.

all you've got to do is change the word "shorts" to "watch" in the url and it embeds

Why wasn't the bummer threatening to lock everyone up if they dared even think about posting on social media?

not seen many hohol escorts advertising. maybe larping as latino or romanian?

I've been in every thread for years. I don't always post but sometimes I do. I just spent an hour on the phone with my 16yo daughter who started on birth control and is hyper and cutting herself.
Posting lamps is my way of distracting myself from these daily tribulations.

plot twist : white baby

baldy baldy over there what's it like to have no hair

Lampanon seems genuine. The fat tramp is doing some weird mechanic larp where women flock to him for his valuable advice on used cars

my salary is about that anyway, where can I got to sell sex?

pro tip: the person you bought that lamp from for a 'great price' is also a lamp collector.

Shell suits were something else. I set fire to my friend in the kids home in the late 80s. Didn't mean to but fuck me, that shit was aptly named. Cunt looked like a lobster after.

Tates statement on the latest charges

x.com/Cobratate/status/1928108666734952468

Emergency cobra in my pants

is it hot or is it cold idk cos im not bald

that hover hand

he made the right choice, that's a lot of AIDS

Like I said, larp

Abdulla was found through CCTV footage. He has twice before been convicted of race-hate attacks made on white women.

He was convicted of racially aggravated common assault and sentenced to eight months imprisonment suspended for 18 months. His sentence includes mental health and rehabilitation requirements.

I'm sure this new baby case will be handled properly this time. All hail the sacred sentencing guidelines.

The judge told the court Abdulla’s deteriorating mental health had contributed to his offence. He received psychiatric treatment after the attack between July and September last year, which has been continued since his release into the community.

The judge told the court Abdulla’s deteriorating mental health had contributed to his offence. He received psychiatric treatment after the attack between July and September last year, which has been continued since his release into the community.

I always think this is more reason to lock them up. If they're crazy, get them off the street.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-spits-baby-face-mother-white-people-breed-abdulla-rezzas-south-shields-a7594016.html

Islamic teacher who sexually abused girl, 11, as he taught her the Koran spared jail because his wife doesn't speak English

Can't forget this one either.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2583243/Islamic-teacher-sexually-abused-girl-11-taught-Koran-spared-jail-hes-benefits-wife-doesnt-speak-English.html

5mins

cba

how are you making less than min wage. foreign women are seriously nicer and better than british women

But quality old shit and it keeps going up in value. They're not making it any more.
But IKEA, put it together yourself, won't last 10 years and is worth nothing after ....

plot twist : white baby was seemingly "throwing Romans" moments before attack

Our correspondent Arseboon Shivdeep is at the scene, Arseboon . . .

Heir starmer put an embargo on them, only the twinks are allowed in

I'll believe he's genuine when he proves it

..

what's it like to have no hair

I don't know lad, ask your balls?

not seen one and ive been lurking those sites since last year

why aren't the surrounding muslim countries taking in their own people? it's a fucking 25 mile stretch of land that belongs to Israel just let it go and be done with this petty nonsense fucking hell.

Just accidentally saw my dad's cock I've definitely taken off my mum's side in the cock department

their own people

lol. Lmao even

To understand more consider if you would let scousers into your town

Very cool wee travel lab lamp. I'll get £70 for it. 1950s, has a spring clip in the base to allow you to clip it to anything and it folds up for moving it around. Will fold it and do pic.

mylondon.news/news/transport/stab-throw-river-7-police-31747320

Transport Police with the rapey bants this time.

Post timestamp next to one of your lamps

I take it he's got a massive todger then.

The 1950s must have been fun. Folding lamps you took with you.

Or someone who pretends to have seven university degrees but can't figure out how a thermometer works.

brit/pol/ stopped talking about it the moment his name and face were shown. crazy how many of you faggots actually thought it was a raghead lmao

What do you mean

he's clearly the target of gov.uk who also set the romanian gov on him, middle class school teacher women hate him because they hear kids saying stuff they got from tate, I don't particularly like him but I do agree with much of what he says, he's vulgar but he's being unfairly targeted and by the same people who say nothing about jewish porn and only fans

kek

brit/po// are a bunch of retards

Fucking Toffee

I never followed up on this. I wonder if these kids went to prison.

They got some fame during covid and they won't stop milking it.

I wonder if it's worth memorising or making lists of all these kinds of cases, and then if the popo ever comes for you then just rattle them all off while refusing to cooperate.

yeah ok true lol

they're a dedicated musical group waiting for a record deal

Accidentally take a picture and post it here lad

I can't wait until he gets off with a reckless driving charge.

Absolutely... no chance.

talking to the police

my salary = my bennies

It won't make a difference. Apparently it's impossible to compare cases. You can't rank by severity, either. Leftists told me this.

A jasper conran for habitat desk lamp. This is a £100 lamp. Love the thin steel base and the chonky wheel adjuster.
Time stamped for the spastic.

no precious bames injured

3 points and a £70 fine

I knew you weren't larping. Good man.
What colour is that green paint. My wife likes it

Why hasn't Captain Sir Tom Moore done anything for Ukraine or Gaza? Fucking racist old gammon cunt.

water that plant look how droopy he is ffs

57 quote tweets

Based Jared

But don't look back in anger

Your forgot the hand, Mr here every thread

The glory days. When Britain was Britain again.

but why does he have such a target on him, all this started when conservatives were in power and is now carried on through labour, must go back to the intel agencies, but why.

His daughter bought a nice house though.

The angle poise looks nice

DEY DURKE ME PIP

I mix my own juice and use a recipe called Bronuts (chocolate glazed doughnuts).
Been vaping it for about 11 years.
Never found anything nicer.

Another jasper conran. Maclamp number 8. It's a £75 lamp. I'm using it as my desklamp while restoring a teak standard lamp from 1960 for my sister. I've stripped and sanded the base to 120 grit so far. Have 1200 grit to go then danish oil. Also in this picture is a portmerion bowl and a danish made space age butter dish I'm restoring.

There's not been any good Viking, Jute and Saxon rhetoric lately from the left. I'm a bit concerned.

this is actually comforting, now i know that my public anxieties are justified and reasonable. Fuck retarded women.

I haven't read anything about them since she put the old cunts manor up for sale? Did they find a prick daft enough to pay a premium to sniff the old cunts wank chair?

Because, as ridiculous as it sounds, he does have the potential to unite millions of people against the United Nations white replacement mafia. He should've taken refuge in Russia, not Romania.

why don't they just knock him off

They don't want to make him a martyr. Better for them to keep him alive and just keep pressuring him (like the US govt did to Julian Assange) for years and years.

nice lamp sounds good to me mate

We are beyond nations. We are global units either to work or consume or be managed. We are a post national state

youtube.com/watch?v=_7zsX4GwCKg

Lads I bet lampnonce does shadow puppets with his fingers and stretched out ball skin

She had to knock the swimming pool and jacuzzi house down though.

The Captain Tom swimming pool for the elderly

L A M P - L A R P - L M A O

Were you the mad man building the mud kitchen

Boringdon green. From little green paint company. It's £100 for 5l.
Just ordered their livid and mister David yellow for my kitchen. Have a tin of shallows for my hall. £100 a tin. Nice paint though. Absolute Matt.

youtube.com/watch?v=caRlfqIcyoM

I was down at my sister's for a week. I know what he can take. He was watered as soon as I got back. He's a big lad. He can take a bit of abuse. We've been together for years.
Don't make me start plant posting.

would it be advantageous to you if we further bent over backwards for you brown invader bastards?

£100 for 5 litres. Taking the fucking piss. She'll get the equivalent from Crown decorating centre when I find the RAL number

keep pressuring him (like the US govt did to Julian Assange) for years and years

It does seem like they're using the same strategy here.

Imagine wanting to force people to integrate with the worst demographic in the world.

Furthermore, Roma pupils are often placed in schools and classes for children with mental disabilities.

You already told us they were placed with other Roma children. Why repeat yourself?

Roma in Slovakia, like elsewhere in Europe, have been pushed to the margins of society. As a result of centuries of antigypsyism (the specific form of racism towards Romany people), Roma have long been treated with suspicion and hatred.

antigypsyism

I don't think it's suspicion.

Despite legal guarantees at national and EU level, decades of pressure from civil society and international human rights bodies, judgments issued by courts and even proceedings initiated against Slovakia by the European Commission, segregation continues to define the educational experience of tens of thousands.

The Slovak government isn't taking it:

They justified the overrepresentation of Roma children in the special education system by stating that Roma in Slovakia have a higher occurrence of genetically determined disorders because of “the highest coefficient of interbreeding” in Europe.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/may/29/segregated-classrooms-roma-slovakia

Help me make sense of this lads, incels need not apply

take girl out after she approach me

2yr ago

pops up to me this year

speak, she wants to meet, I says sure whenever

goes silent for months

pops up to me saying hi

say hi how are you?

no response 2 days

? Really no idea what the fuck is happening. Text later this week "I'll take you out on a date some time!", if no response I'll ignore forever. Not sure her intentions, not invested but I'm fascinated about her intentions. Weird she randomly pops up again and then blanks me. At this point I just want to understand it instead of pursue her. She's meh anyway.

Proper Anglepoise. (Herbert Terry) I've got about 20 of these, some worth £300, others £75. Original crabtree bakelite bulb holder ones are getting hard to find. I've got a few. Bulb holder alone sells for £40. Not this one though. This is an early I rewired with a modern bulb holder. Herbert Terry made the bombardier lamps for Lancaster bombers. Not got one of those yet but I will.

Ever thought of packing up your plants and fucking off abroad?

I wonder when they'll finally make it official. We already pay the infidel tax.

Time is not being kind to Mr Price.

Stewart Lee's let himself go

Still no hand

she wants you to approach her rather than the other way around, most women are like that

bald.

Gosh sounds horrible, we should probably give them all social housing in Zone 1.
Was it Slovakia or Romania that built huge complexes and genuinely tried to be decent to the gyppos and they just immediately trashed them

Or they could stop being utter scum and follow societal norms

stretched out ball skin

My balls hang so low these days I can project light through them.
You know you're getting old the first time you sit on your own balls. I was 38.
I've told my 1(yo son about this phenomena. He laughed.
He will remember when he does it.

I blame the tattoos

Yep. Cars have claimed the mud kitchen since I left.

I'm sure you'll be along any minute to give yourself dating advice

a commie faggot

pottery

This is the man who didnt like being called a communist with a hammer and sickle on his arm.

Your women will still fuck them so it doesn't matter

How would that go? Like tomorrow even if she hasn't replied ill say blank "let's go on a date some time" and suggest I'm free next week? Kinda forward especially as she hasn't even responded. I'll send that, was my intention as her last chance anyway. Really confused she is contacting me then blanking me. Wtf.

If you aren't a larp you need to reel the blog posting in you sad little twat

Based. I'd have done the same but have too much else going on and £100 doesn't hurt me.
Save where you can.

Lol ..I fucking knew it was you!
A bit of friendly advice, stick to the lamps and give the DIY a wide berth

The dude did am incredible job parrying slashes and even cut one of the cunts quiet bad and the whole time screaming

DRIVE UNKO DRIVE! PLEASE UNKO DRIVE!!!

Seriously, why wouldn't you fucking gun it? JUST SLAM THE ACCELERATOR. Guys are attempting to murder a dude in your cab and you don't think they might want to dispose of witnesses next?
He just froze up and looked like he was crying.

Mfw I saw that

Thinking of doing a LARP as a first time buy to let landlord.

I've lived in Ireland and Poland already. (25 years) It's the same wherever you go.

brownoids? amirite?

Go for it

thisismoney.co.uk/money/mailplus/article-14754271/Rise-time-buyer-landlord-one-whos-gifted-50-000-lives-home-SAMANTHA-PARTINGTON.html

Fuck it, brit threads going back into the thread filter like the good old days, just gay as fuck larpshite every day and night

actually annoyed with myself that i enjoyed watching him when i was younger.

no ones paying attention to me!!!?

do a flip faggot

No one likes gypsies.

used to enjoy eddie izzard when i was younger (inb4 noncing)
admittedly i was an idiot back in my youth

New

He's got nonce written all over him

£100 for 5 litres. Taking the fucking piss

wait till he finds out about Farrow & Ball

To be fair I felt the same way, but I watched one of his recentish shows and his material wasn't just "left good, right bad" but was much more nuanced, and still sort of funny.

I'm guessing he is a dark skinned paki and not a wog, I'll check his name to confirm.

I bet him and Ivor Caplin were besties.

Matthew Small

Well bugger my bum, he's a wog

Shame nonce hunters simply hand them to the police to be let to and allowed to nonce again. That caplin fag kept on tweeting young lads

Contrary to my previous post, I am not an obese African.

reel the blog posting in you sad little twat

I shall blog post to my hearts content and there's nothing you can do to stop me you lickspittle window licker.
I've had pube and Bogdan fail to show up for fights so far. Want to join the list?
A pair of Carl Fagerlund onion pendant lights for your perusal. With hand for the glowies.

give the DIY a wide berth

For a bit of old fencing, a pallet and a worktop offcut I think I did ok?
Cats and nieces love my work.