ELON HUMILIATION RITUAL'D

UMMM GUYS??? THEY FINALLY GOT TO HIM. They finally got him with the telltale black-eye humiliation ritual that you're all so familiar with. I guess things got a little too dicey for his companies and the """"shareholders"""" weren't too happy. I guess he cut one too many Establishment sinecures, or got a little too close to the pot set aside for Israel. Oh well, he had a good run, right? I guess he saved some money and owned the libs or whatever, right? In the end, everyone who tries to rage against the Establishment comes crawling back like a fucking dog.

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Debunked immediately

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Being taken as a host by the Goa'uld is not 'cucking' - it's an invasive and terrifying process for the host in which they have no control over their body while the parasite does whatever it wants. You should feel bad for this man.

Department of Grimes

What black eye?

They always get a black eye... do they get beat and raped by their handlers or something?

Wow. It's like they had a kike journalist with an article template ready to subvert the public.

yes and in some cases their handlers are their assigned wifes and girlfriends and shit. they get slapped at home for anti semitism

They got Elon...It's over...

duh

just looks like botox

damn son
Just making sure

Take your meds schizo. There is no satanic cabal controlling the world through market manipulations to enrich themselves and their families and people loyal to them

Deport him back to South America. One less immigrant junkie.

he thinks the richest man on Earth lost because media tells him so

Someone probably told him to just keep it under wraps to stop tanking Tesla shares. He still owns the country. Anyone believing otherwise is so abjectly retarded they should legitimately vote for the Dems so that their families can ask for retard money.

Where's the red eye???

He probably hit his head while drugged out of his mind.

Is it really such a big deal

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He's starting to age rapidly, must be the constant drug abuse

I can see a scenario where he punched himself

Everyone else was the left eye.

I was throat fucking him and accidentally slapped him with my balls

oh god they got elon
noooo

worlds richest puppet.

eh they put one in me and i am still in control
if you have a strong will they cant take over

I had to turn if off

That's not funny. If they killed your wife you wouldn't make jokes.

someone post the world leaders got black eye- picture, come on guys

i am disappointed no one did

he also knows

Wise anon. Many such cases!

Is Elon fucking vaxxed?

Take your meds schizo. There is no satanic cabal controlling the world through market manipulations to enrich themselves and their families and people loyal to them

Unironically true. They do not reward people for "loyalty". How can they determine someone is loyal when the true motives of the group are known only to the inner circle? They are well aware that most of their henchmen would turn on them if they ever became aware of the full scope of their plans. An individual may prosper for a time, so long as it serves their goals. The second that individual is no longer useful, he is discarded. Loyalty is completely foriegn to these types of people. What did Kissenger say? Nations have permanent interests, not permanent friends.

What's stopping all these celebrities from jetting off to some secluded resort to let it heal once it's their turn

he took the adrenochrome

GOO'OOLD?

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They're supposed to show it off to signal to others.

2 inches... he got dick slapped

I hope he has an escape rocket set aside for himself.

I think that some gentlemen explained to him that he can't mess with the Pentagon's funding and then proceeded to give him a reminder of the conversation, together with the obligation to display it in public

Like macron

He looks ill

The black eye is a symbol of keeping a secret, last person to get it that I remember is Jay Leno the car guy he said he fell down a ditch.

See how quickly they got rid of Thatcher the moment she went against the grain. The best puppets don't know they're puppets....they think elections are free and fair and they won and deserve to be there.
Hilarious

Well, jay is not the brightest as he makes rookie mistakes and gets injured more than the average multi millionaire

Worm in the eye

well now let's get this thing here open here and uh let's get that pilot lighter, now... folks... what can I tell ya, an old guy, a Stanley steamer, a lighter, some fuel, you know what's going to happen... let's just nicely light this heater *flick* *BANGFWOOOOOOSH*

Botox and other fillers can leave bruising. Google it.

he looks so happy.
I bet he is plotting how he will betray us.
he is african after all.

who "got" to kanye again? are you serious? you're aware that ordinary people, who spend less than 10 hours online per day, have accidents and get scrapes/bruises all the time; yes?

reminds me of the people wigging out about 30 year-olds dying during sports matches and the like. these people are either incredibly lucky, exceptionally stupid, or unforgivably malicious and dishonest. let me explain. it is possible that some people are so young or so lucky, that they've never attended a funeral for anyone under 50. it is also possible that their brains are jello, and they have no ability to make meaningful comparisons about or even basically understand how statistics or- quite frankly- rudimentary human incentives and behavior. there is a third possibility that, absent the prior 2 explanations, someone is instead so devious and subversive that they'd take and orient 24 images of thousands of famous human beings, show pictures of discoloration near their eyes, some of which are very different parts of the eye (and thus points of impact/capillary bursts) than where we see the discoloration near elon's outer ocularis--potentially as simple as shadows in the room making for a strange picture. the shading goes down almost to where his lips meet; what did they do- put him under a hydraulic press with a trapezoidal piece of metal applied hard enough o make him think it'd crush his cheekbone or something like that? is that what i am to believe? this doesn't look like bruising as the result of taking repeated punches to the eye, especially at his age

if the premise is that "elon bruised = DA JOOZ are really twisting his arm now anons!!!! = he cucked out = DOGE was a complete failure = participated in trump's cHaOs = all the moneybugs funding his ventures wear tiny hats = now he's CrAwLiNg BaCk LiKe A fUcKiNg DoG," i will simply point out that your post illicits a lot more sympathy than it does shared rage, which appears to be your goal. go for a walk & take meds

He did this with a carb by pouring fuel down it's throat and it backfired, burning half his face. Funny guy, but barely smart enough to escape a Darwin award

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well that's the last time i phonepost for a while

how ... human incentives and behavior operate ^
third possibility ... orient 24 images from thousands of famous human brings ... to draw a conclusion about this image of elon ^
your post elicits ^

i'll see myself out. may god have mercy on you if you believe anyone is twisting elon's metaphorical arm other than his personal team of pharmacists (or whoever the fuck is writing his scripts for ketamine and molly)

I feel like an Arab prince is behind all the black-eyed people in power. Idk they just strike me as the type of people that still backhand peons as an antiquated form of humiliation.

just watched the video.
he gave him a fucking key. LMAO.
not even a medal or something.

The one with the steamer happened too.
It burned all his forearm hair off and caught half his eyebrow.

They tried that in 1827 with a fly whisk on a French consul, it resulted in literal genocide lmao.

you're aware that ordinary people, who spend less than 10 hours online per day, have accidents and get scrapes/bruises all the time; yes?

I work in a fucking oilfield and I've never seen a coworker with a black eye, despite them getting in barfights whenever their hitch (time in the field) is over, and certainly never management.

It's either vanity eylifts and botox or go'ould parasite and satanic rituals. There is no third option.

normies are talking about this.
so now is a jewish nigger mexican standoff

the telltale black-eye humiliation ritual that you're all so familiar with.

Adrenochrome withdrawal. They took him off of it.

You’d assume he already had that by now being one the richest and most famous person ever for like the past 5 years buf ok lmao
Makes no sense

would anyone would