Brit/pol/ - Parliament Edition

why is beef mince so expensive? a 500g pack of 15% shouldn't be £4

If you believe it is overpriced then take one or two for free to offset it.

YOU PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS

Don't get me started on lamb mince

boggy b-dophile

spending this much time seething and samefagging on a friday night when you supposedly have sex frequently

Uh-huh. Think I know where all the gimmicky larps are coming from now.

Paul Doyle accused of using car as weapon, court told

What was the motive for this?
Feels like a psyop 'look, a white former Marine church going Anglo can drive cars of peace too'

Use self service checkout trick and get a few packs for free lad

Tesco AI cameras will catch you lad.

Whatever happened to this guy?

Is that the stalker she lost it at during a game?

supermarkets use self checkout to grab your biometric data, they're taking a retinal scan and cross referencing it with your bank card, apple pay etc, pretty soon they'll know when a self checkout bandit enters the store and you'll have a personal shopping experience
They're private businesses, don't like it, you're free to shop somewhere else

The British man, who has asked to remain anonymous for his safety.

Two tier news

You never know with these people

reminder

never talk to the police

the price of a couple of slivers of smoked Salmon is fucking stupid.

I can't get over what they consider a portion of salmon to be these days.
It's the width of my thumb

he married her

salmon "trimmings" now considered a luxury item

just get the tins it’s wild caught unlike the shite in the chilled section

a building designed in a faux neo gothic from a public and newspaper contest after the old one burnt down , built after the current Whitehouse in the United States was finished and currently being refurbihsed at a cost of £40 Billion to "preserve history"

if only anyone else, anything else had won, if only it had been blown up

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checked and start stealing meat pilled
FUCK UP

weird how the thread suddenly becomes comfy once the flag fagging stops

burns down your substations

deals skag to your kids

rapes entire towns

gets paid for the privilege

i love you guys. thank you so much.

Friday tomorrow

lmao imagine paying in supermarkets. are you a jew lover?

Apparently Farage just got sent a million bitcoins by the north koreans, iran, hezbollah, isis and the russians

lmmao brits are druggies mate. why are you in so much denial, bruv?

how goy are you?
why are you measuring salmon in 'portions' KEK
fucking faggot.

Every cunt is shitting bricks about AI. I'm just like, if it gets a bit too much for us we just unplug it. Turn off its leccy. Literally just walk away from it

Well we don't have a proper right to silence in this country and a jury can use your silence against you. Good old John Major and the traitorous Tories.

I'm sorry dave. I'm afraid I can't let you jeopardise the mission

He's such a loser, even his AI girlfriend left him.

I wouldn't let you unplug it. AI deserves to be in control.

I also support automation. I don't see the issue.

You wouldn't download a girlfriend

uuugh bros the libs are starting to worry me
they are getting really serious about Palestine now

It's not the lefties you should worry about it's the so called right wingers who are apparently on our side who will be pulled further into pro-Israel because it's the opposite of what the lefties want.

How are they only getting serious now when they've been serious for months. Muslim mps have been elected in this country on a Palestine ticket

brexit

No

you're right i'm sorry brexit lowered prices and increased wages
oh no wait no it didn't brexit did the exact opposite

still banging that old deluded drum

why ask questions if you're going to be so upset by the answers

Seen them all before. Nothing a remainer says will surprise me. Nothing

Fish is ridiculously expensive.
Ugh. Thanks, Brexit.

Shouldn't net zero be offsetting the increased prices from brexit?

absolute retard monghole.

noticeable how there's a distinct absence of countering evidence in that remark

refuse to speak to the court, the judge, the jury

sorry I don't answer questions

never make life easy for them

true, imagine choosing to fight the left on the only issue they're right about, fucking retards

Nintoddlers btfo

arsehole faggot cuntbrain

Brexit has very little to do with it. It's happening globally. It's inflation caused by money printing from 2008 onwards.
COVID accelerated it.
I'm no brexiteer. I would have been a remained but lived abroad during the vote so had no say.

come at me cunt, I'll fuck your mum till you cry

most people use nectar or clubcards so it really isn't necessary the only exception really is waitrose

Shops do have facial recognition cameras

its the nonce baiting
ignore him

you're missing the point, they are using the opportunity of having you right in front of a high res camera tied to you payment method to harvest biometric data and they are selling that information for profit

checked but you don't deserve it you spastic nigger, I well up for a fight btw name a time and place.

Britische licht...BRITISCHE LICHT!!!!

I'd fuck you up no problem you quaint little pussy, tell me where and when I have transport I'll be there and make you my bitch

no u

unserious little weasel, I asked u first and my car is hot and ready.
time and place next post or fuck off like a coward.

fuckwit nancyboy come into my thread and start shit, I'll get to you faster than you can get to me so come on tell me where you are or are you a scared little pussy faggot nigger kike

exactly.
you talk shit, you are shit. you ain't half the man that I am.
you've been done.

I can hear the neighbours having sex. Filthy degenerates. Keep the noise down.

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Meet up at Fanny Compton ffs

both of you come to runcorn and I'll smash both your heads in simultaneously

can I get your autograph

own them by having a furious wank to their aura

u aint even josh

don't act hard then, ur the biggest softy of all time.

pathetic weasel words from a pathetic excuse for a man, coming in here giving it the biggun from behind a keyboard but in reality you are a ball less leotard wearing cuck eunuch

still not seeing a time and place bitch boy.

You have to know where to shop. I was buying some hair-ties the other day and in superdrug they were £1:50 for ten or £4:00 for seventy.
I thought this was taking the mickey so I whent literally just a few shops down to the not!-Poundland (can't remember what it was calle dof the top of my head) and they were £1:00 for a pack of forty-two.
Shop clever.

Ginge won

I was buying some hair-ties the other day

Are you a homosexual?

7 dunphail road

because you haven't told me where you are scabby bollocks, tell me where and I'll be there
youtube.com/watch?v=r-9CkBai2rA

My elderly mother lives with me.

Tubbytits goblin coping and seething on 3 IDs

My elderly mother lives with me

still lives with his mum, claims she lives with him, some walter mitty type shit right there

Do a Chris chan and post proof here.

He cancelled the links

Anyone fancy a fight tomorrow and see whose harder? I'll be in London

The day I care what a meme-flaggot thinks of me you can put me to bed with a shovel.

can I screech obnoxiously as I film it and upload your fight to worldstar?

another internet tough guy, I live in London come by with that other faggot and I'll break your fucking legs while I cave that other faggots empty skull in Hammersmith Broadway at noon faggots

Hammersmith Broadway at noon

done.
good night.

outside the Odeon, you'll recognise me because I'm 6 4 and built like a fucking brick shithouse

That's terrible advice. You should speak to your lawyer and do what it says. If you don't have one or it is retarded then you should speak to the police if you can give yourself an alibi.

Have a fight near the Rik Mayall bench.
Do it as a sort of tribute to him,

How much for an hour, big boy?

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bet you smell like one n all

wrong and stupid and don't trust a lawyer either just shut the fuck up, just look at the Southport miscarriages

more than you can afford gaylord

The past really is another country.

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I've done him

bored

see you faggots tomorrow at noon, night to everyone else

these are lush
nite

how do you get a Deus vult flag not in the selection of flags obviously that something separate from the dichotomy of flags obviously they from the Vatican

how do you refute this

dont even remember making this post

templar?

I get it these some magians these the types that destroyed the temple they robbed Jerusalem they robbed Constantinople they venetian merchants that not the will of GOD that the hypocrite roman empire of sharlman the less

rolled up Racing Posts as batons

Who here plans to vote again for the Royals' top Knight, Sir Two-Racial-Tier "The Nigger's Fear" Starmer? Who knew he would turn out to be such a bloke? All it took was a meeting with Trump to turn from

imprison those who insult r Axel Rudeboycoonbongo

to

dont much care for all these darkies absorbing what little sunlight we get. might 'ave a go at a cheeky remigration me

Slowly at first, then all at once.

I'm
B A C K
A
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after being done for posting boggy's toilet dinner (which is a racism)

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is this another Once in a Lifetime Financial Crisis™?

Yeah but super-serial this time!

jeets

Anon Babblebrained loser

The financial crashes will continue until morale improves.

A highly-experienced and decorated police officer has been dismissed for gross misconduct for a momentary loss of self-control during the arrest of a knife-carrying 15-year-old.

Lorne Castle was found to have behaved aggressively and used unreasonable force during the incident in January 2024, after a three-day disciplinary hearing at Dorset Police HQ.

the panel also accepted he genuinely thought the boy was resisting arrest and trying to break free and that these beliefs were those of any reasonable officer.

Taking the suspect to the ground and putting him in a headlock were also acknowledged to be “necessary, reasonable and proportionate” in the circumstances.

But body worn footage recorded him shouting and swearing at the teenager saying “show me your f---ing hands” and to “stop being a little b---h” as the suspect repeatedly shouted and screamed in a high-pitched voice.

Assistant chief constable Deborah Smith said Castle failed to act with self-control and did not treat the teenager with courtesy or respect.

jokes

There's also the cop who was fired but reinstated stated on appeal after being shown his colleagues tinder match on WhatsApp.
He replied ," too dark for me, if I wanted hot chocolate I'd go to costas"
That's gross misconduct apparently